Epigraph:
Yateye ivarisi,
Ibirenge byapakiye sofa,
Ishusho, igitebo, ikarito ...
Tanga imbwa yanjye!
S. Ya. Marshak
Sofa, Ivalisi, Isazi - ...
Animator (passow-pasking) imwe murimahoteri, murwego rwa Turukiya, gukundana na ba mukerarugendo bacu, yambwiye kumenya neza. N'ibanga ryinshi, birumvikana. Ariko sinshobora kukuburira, abakobwa, ubufatanye bw'umugore buracyariho. Informant yanjye yamusabye kumwita Ahmed gusa, kutavuga izina - neza, birashobora kumvikana! Biragaragara ko Ahmed na bagenzi bayo ba Turkiya bamaze igihe kinini bamenyereye kumenya umubare wabantu cyangwa undi muntu wahantu witeguye guhangayikishwa nibiruhuko - nubuntu bukemura muri hoteri! Ahmed agira ati: "Ibintu byose biroroshye." "Uhagaze muri lobby ya hoteri hanyuma utegereze ko cheque nshya igera ku kibuga cyindege. Kubona umudamu mwiza, uhita urebe ko akurura hamwe nabo, cyangwa ko umutonzi afite amahirwe. Niba imizigo yumukobwa ifite ukuri - kubara, asanzwe ari kimwe cya kabiri cyawe. "
Ishusho, igitebo, ikarito ...
Dore kwitegereza Macho "Hotel" Macholy Macho, ashingiye, ni ngombwa kwizera uburambe bukomeye no kugenzurwa n'ubugeragezo. Rero, niba umudamu "atanga imizigo" ...
... Urubanza rusange ku ruziga.
Hamwe numudamu uzunguruka imbere ye ivalisi nziza hamwe nintoki nziza, poroji, birashoboka cyane ko itarasumba. Nibyiza, mbwira, hazabaho FIFA kugirango imibonano mpuzabitsina ku mucanga cyangwa gusimbuka nk'ihene ikikije imi y'umusozi kugera mu muhogo munsi y'isumo? Kandi nubwo gitunguranye "umudamu usanzwe" ubyemera, ibibazo ntibizambarara kuri we: bizahora bihumeka, Imbuto ntizasenyuka, ibiryo birakomeye .. . Kandi amaherezo, izamukuramo amafaranga menshi, hanyuma ntuzatanga. Nibyiza rero kudatakaza muriki gihe.
... igikapu.
Hamwe naba bakobwa, urashobora kugira neza kuri disco no kunywa byeri. Bazishimira kuguswera kuri mope, gusimbuka mu gihirahiro hamwe na parasute, kuguruka ku bwato bwawe ku maguru y'amazi hanyuma ukine inyanja ya volley muri bikini imwe. Ariko, birakwiye ko bikubiyemo ikindi kintu, batangira guseka cyane kandi ntahatiye, bavuga bati: "Ahmed - uri umusore mwiza! Ariko nkunda siporo. "
... imifuka myinshi nini kandi nto hamwe nibipaki.
Umukecuru, urujijo mu mufuka we w'intoki kandi ntazi umubare "ahantu" afite, kandi uzitiranya ko bidasa naho bike. Ubwa mbere bizaba birebire kandi birambiranye gushakisha paki yazimiye kumuhanda uvuye ku kibuga cyindege, kandi ukunda impfizi y'intama, uzahagarara ku mpfizi y'intama, uzahagarara kandi uzasobanure ibivugwa kuri porter yumuyaga. Noneho paki izaboneka mu gikapu cye kitagira epfo na rutagira epfo na ntambwe yagenewe. Kandi azakenera kongera gukenera - gukubita indishyi zangirika ry'imyitwarire byatewe, kandi no kumva ko tudafite serivisi mu gihugu, n'imyanda. Noneho, nkuko mubibona umugore utagize ikibazo cyo kuzinga ibintu byose mumavalisi imwe, ihunga! Bitabaye ibyo, uzategura ubuzima bwe kugeza igihe cye kirangiye.
... imbwa nto.
Kuba umudamu yagiye ahandi ninyamaswa ibabaje, avuga ko umuntu afite ibintu bidasanzwe kandi nibyiza kubitandukanya. Kandi, birashoboka cyane, azarokora ikiruhuko cyose cya co-co. Umukecuru ufite imbwa igihe kizaba igihe cyo kumenya salon yatunganijwe hafi, amasomo yo gukomera kandi aracyafite ikuzimu azi icyo. Bitandukanye n'ibibujijwe byose, azaba umusaya kubana n'ibikombe bye muri resitora, kandi nimugoroba yinangiye kunangira gukundwa ku mucanga wa Hotel. Ibitekerezo byose byerekeranye no gusakara byimbwa kumusenyi wimbwa uzatontoma. Kandi Bologna we azagerageza gukurura ukuguru hamwe no gutsimbarara, nkaho nashizeho ibirenze umwe.
... umufuka wa siporo.
Ibi birashoboka ko ari imizigo myiza "." Umukobwa ageze mubiruhuko afite igikapu kinini hejuru yigitugu, nkuko amategeko abiteganya, azi neza ibyo ashaka. Kandi arashaka kuruhuka neza. Muri we ntabwo ari nto, ariko akasaga keza kuko hari ahantu hamwe na bikini yimibonano mpuzabitsina, nimyambarire ya nimugoroba, hamwe nudukoni twiboneye. Kandi nkuko uburambe bwerekana, umugore wakusanyije abishoboye, agamije kubura ikintu cyose - no kubyina munsi yukwezi, na divayi izuba rirenze, n'amaboko yumuntu ukomeye wo muburasirazuba ... Noneho kuki utamufasha gufata ibintu byose bikungahaye kuri twe Inkombe ndende?
... Ivalisi idafite ikiganza.
Ubu ni ubwoko bwimizigo idasanzwe, aribyo, uwo twashakanye. Uyu mukabari mibi ntashobora kwifata - gukurura rero inyuma ya kimwe cya kabiri nk'umurizo, Kanio: "Nta kintu na kimwe nagombaga kugenda, gusa amafaranga yari afite impfamutungo ..." Ariko, Birakwiye ko nyakubahwa kwakira amafaranga runaka umwuga, uko biza nyuma nyuma ya saa sita, ntuzaba ubwacu! Kandi irahagarara kandi kurara mucyumba. Kimwe muri ibyo "ahantu h'umugezi" najyanye hagati y'urubanza muri kazino - yego hariya kugeza mu mpera z'ibiruhuko. Undi mu gitubaje cyo kwibira: yasaga, noneho rero kugeza igihe cyo kurangiza igihe kirangiye inshuro ebyiri. Kandi sinatakaje ubusa n'umugore we! Noneho, bakobwa, tuze iwacu - urashobora no gukurikiranwa hatabagira amakaramu! Turategura ibyo akunda hano, ariko tuzakwereka ibyo kwakira abashyitsi mu iburasirazuba.
Kuva ku mwanditsi:
Nibyiza, ubu tuzi ikintu cyingenzi - urashobora gukusanya ibiruhuko !!