Turukiya: Wowe ubwawe Nashasha!
Mu rugendo ruzengurutse umujyi wa Istanbul, mukerarugendo wo muri Saratov Kostya D. yakubiswe bikomeye. Yakomeje kwatura, yinjiye mu nzamu yaho mu biganiro runaka bya politiki, byakorewe mu Cyongereza. Kostya afite ururimi ku rwego rw'ishuri, ahari, ubwoko bumwe bw'ikiruro ku baturage baho batabishaka. Umukerarugendo yafashijwe mu bitaro byaho.
Kuruhuka Kemer ya Turukiya, Muscovite Elena T. Yatangiye igitabo cya resort hamwe numuturage waho. Nyuma y'iminsi icumi, yagarutse mu rugo, yavumbuye ibimenyetso bidasanzwe. Isesengura ryerekanye indabyo zose zo kwandura imyanya ndangagitsina kuva kumugenzi.
Ninde udutegereje hano? Turchanka ntiyitabira abakunzi ba mukerarugendo bacu: abaturage baho ni abanyamadini cyane. Ariko abagabo ba Turukiya bakomeza kuba umwihariko mubyiza byacu. Innocecent cyane "gushushanya" uyu musore ushyushye wiburasirazuba bwibashye nkubutumire bwo kumenya neza. Kubwibyo, niba umukerarugendo adafite umwuka "kumucyo" hamwe numucaku wamabuye cyangwa hoteri yaho DJ, nibyiza gukora isura yibuye hakiri kare kandi usubize ikintu nkicyo mu ndirimbo izwi: "Nshuti, nkiri mfite abagabo batanu, Ndabakunda bose, nawe, niba ubishaka, ube uwa gatandatu. " Nyizera, uwa gatandatu ntashaka kuba umugabo uwo ari we wese ku nkombe zose za Turukiya.
Icyitonderwa, abagabo! Muri rusange, Abanya bartobo b'ur'ubukerarugendo bubaha ndetse n'abantu bashyikirizwa urubyiruko rwihanganira. Ariko nturuhuke: mu mpande z'amajyepfo y'urukundo birashobora kandi kuba maniacs, intagondwa za politiki, abafana ba politiki, abafana b'amadini n'abarwayi b'amadini n'abarwayi bonyine n'abasirikare. Ntuzigere winjira mubiganiro byose (cyane cyane politiki) hamwe nibimenyerewe kuho, ntukajye impaka, ntukagire ikinyabupfura kandi ntukababaye utababaza. Gerageza kudakoresha izina rya Nata, nubwo mugenzi wawe yiswe mubyukuri. Ibyiza mugihe cyo kuguma mu nkombe ya Turukiya "Hindura ijambo ryibanga" kubyerekanwe cyangwa tus. Ntibitangaje kubona indirimbo yacu y'abakobwa yahimbye "Natasha!". Yoo, kuri Turukiya, izina ryuburusiya rizwi cyane ni kimwe nacyojijwe. Kandi kumva ko uhamagara umugore wawe, birashobora gusobanura nabi umwanya wacyo.
Icyitonderwa, abagore! Niba ukomeje gufatwa neza kujijuka neza umugabo mwiza cyane hanyuma ujye kuri picnic cyangwa muri resitora, komeza: Nta gushidikanya ko azashaka kubona umukiriya wawe wose. Gusohoka Mubihe nugutangaza ko ufite, ukurikije ibisubizo byurukundo rwahise, hariho indwara zimwe zidashimishije. Nibyo, muriki gihe, kugeza igihe nikiruhuko kirangiye, bijejwe ko oblique ireba ku bakozi, ndetse n'abashyitsi ba hoteri. Noneho, niba udashaka urukundo rushyushye rwa Turukiya, mubibazo byawe inshuti nziza z'umukobwa - "umunwa w'amatafari" na coffin guceceka mu gukundana. Mu bindi bihe byose, inshuti ziri kwizerwa kuruta agakingirizo, gusa ntubone! Niba bishoboka, ntukoreshe ijambo "umutobe" muri cafe na resitora - nubwo ushaka kunywa. Ikigaragara ni uko iri jambo ryibitabonzirakarengane muri Turukiya risobanura ... icyubahiro cyabagabo! Kubwibyo, mbere yo kubisaba umusereri, nibyiza kugerageza kwibuka ko umutobe wa Turukiya "ari Suja." Kandi kuri "Sukhu-Suyu", bitandukanye numutobe, abaturukiya-bakira bihagije.
Misiri: Kandi inyanja itukura hano ...
Peterburc Andrei L. i Hughada yabonye inzoga munsi yigorofa. Amaze kuryoherwa n'ibicuruzwa by'ibanze, ikirusiya cyakubise ibitaro mfite ubworozi bukomeye. Isesengura ry'icungu ry'icupa ryerekanaga ko aya mazi ari vodka guhamagara bigoye - umukerarugendo w'umukene yahawe uruvange ruvanze na virunda ya tekiniki n'ibiyobyabwenge bimwe.
Mukerarugendo wo muri Lipetk Olya G., Kuruhuka i Sharm el-sheikh, yatumiye umuturage mu cyumba cye, hamwe na bo yahuye na Esco. Mu gitondo, mu gihe umukobwa yari aryamye, inshuti ye nshya yazimiye, ifata imitako yose ya oline n'amafaranga.
Ninde udutegereje hano? Kugira ngo uzunguruke urukundo n'Umunyamisiri mu mukerarugendo w'Uburusiya ndetse ni amahirwe make kuruta Turkhanka: muri iki gihugu ntuzigera no kubona mu maso hatuye. Ariko hano hari indi macho macho nikomati yiteka "daevka-ubwiza, ndagukunda cyane." Ariko kuva muri mugenzi we wa Turukiya, ntigitandukanye gusa nuko inyanja iri mumitwe yayo itukura. Ugereranyije mu gihugu cya Farawo, nk'ubutegetsi, intego nka Falcon, na "Bakshish" (amafaranga navar) ndetse ahangayitse kuruta gukunda umugore wera. Kandi rwose birenze ibitekerezo byerekeranye n'uburiganya.
Icyitonderwa, abagabo! Nkuko bimaze kuvugwa, Umunyamisiri ntazaguha uko byagenda kose, bityo ibikoresho byacu byose umutekano bizakenera kuvugana nabagabo baho "Habibi". Wibuke: Mu burasirazuba bwaba Icyarabu ntibishoboka gufata ikintu na kimwe ukoresheje ukuboko kwawe kw'ibumoso, bikomeretsa gutanga. Ntuzigere ufata mumaboko yabatazi ryaho batazwi uvura - niba inzoga, itabi cyangwa imiti. Bashobora kuba barimo ikintu cyose - kuva mikorobe y'ibiro ku biyobyabwenge bikomeye. Kandi, byanze bikunze, witondere igikapu - haba muburyo bugororotse kandi bw'ikigereranyo. Urashobora kukubona gushuka no kwica.
Icyitonderwa, abagore! Mumudamu wacyo wumutima, Abanyamisiri Cavalier muri bose babanze bateganya ko inkunga y'amafaranga. Byibuze muburyo bwo kwishyura imyidagaduro yawe. Umuntu wese, uwo ari we, n'Umunyamisiri bazi neza ko igihugu mukerarugendo gifite igikapu cyubusa kitaza. Kubwibyo, kuva mu Misiri uhangayitse yo mu Misiri, urashobora kwikuramo byoroshye, kumubaza ikintu nk'impano kandi muri rusange byerekana ko ugamije kwinezeza gusa ku kiguzi cye. Niba Umunyamisiri yanditswe kandi yiteguye kwishyura amasaha yawe yose ndetse akanazunguruka mumodoka yawe, ariko ntubishaka, ugomba kujya muri wouver. Aribyo - menyesha byimazeyo ko abagabo baburasirazuba barimo muburyohe bwawe kandi uri umufana wemeza b'amahuriro. Ntazakwica kuri yo (hari abapolisi ba mukerarugendo!), Ariko barababazwa neza. Kandi icyarimwe ntabwo bizoherezwa muri bo imisatsi yabo yumusatsi no kurugamba.
Caucase: Wah, kuruhuka!
Mugihe uruhukiye mu mbuto za Pitnde Novgorod ya W. yaho zafashwe hejuru mumisozi zijugunywa mumodoka. Kandi mugenzi we Marina A. Yagerageje gufata ku ngufu. Kubwamahirwe, umukobwa yakijije isura itunguranye kurubuga rwa ba mukerarugendo. Ibyabaye byabaye kuberako iminsi mikuru ibiri aho kuba tagisi yicaye muri minibus, aho abagabo benshi basanzwe bari basanzwe. Kandi mu nzira, Marina yafashe ubutumire bwabo bwo kunywa vino asubiza gukunda Djigite byasobanuye ko Djidite yasobanuriraga nk'amasezerano y'ibanze ku mugaragaro. Semyan yashoboraga gukumira ikiruhuko cya erotic cyagaragaye.
Ninde udutegereje hano? Kujya mu biruhuko ku byahoze bifatanije na Penates - kuri Ajaziya, Ajariya, ndetse no mu Burusiya Sochi na Adler, ntabwo uri mu karere gakomeye kuruta mu bihugu birebire. Abenegihugu b'imisozi kubera impamvu runaka bizeye cyane: umudamu amaze kugera mu mpande zabo, hanyuma kugira ngo amarane nabo ntagereranywa nabo. Caucases mubisanzwe ni amafaranga, auto kandi ushikamye cyane.
Icyitonderwa, abagabo! Niba umuhungu wishimye wa Caucase yireba umugore, ntazigera yihanganira ibikorwa. Kubwibyo, niba ugendana numugore wanjye cyangwa umukobwa mukundana, gerageza muburyo bwo kuyirinda gushyikirana nubukunda bwaho. Ubupfura bukunze kugaragara cyangwa kumwenyura kuri madamu, barashobora gusobanura ibiziga. Tekereza kandi kuri caucase - abantu barashyushye cyane. Ntukore ku ishema ryabo no kwihesha agaciro. Ariko, aya magambo nukuri kubintu byose byisi.
Icyitonderwa, abagore! Jigit ntarambirwa no kudutakambiye igihe kirekire kandi cyiza, nka kiriya gihe cya Jeworujiya, disikuru - Iyaba wemeye kujyana na kebab ahantu runaka kumusozi Akhun. Azakwemeza cyane ko nta kwikata ntibizakurikiza ibi. Ariko rero, kuba umwe ku musozi, Caucase yahise atangaza uburenganzira ku mubiri wawe ati: "Ndi umuntu cyangwa he?" Kuberako imisozi izera abikuye ku mutima: ufite umukobwa wa nimugoroba, aramwina. Wibuke: Rimwe na rimwe, imyenda irashobora kwambara bigoye kubidukikije. Birumvikana ko ahanini biterwa nurwego rwiterambere rwa Djibite rwakunzwe, ariko nibyiza muribo bizagerageza kukugira ibyawe. Ariko, hariho umuti. Abagakasi - abagabo barasomezwa, bagaragaza, kandi niyo mpamvu ibitekerezo byabo byoroshye guhinduka kubintu bimwe. Nk'ubutegetsi, bakunda siporo iyo ari yo yose, ndetse no kubaha byiyongera ku mugore. Bizirikana, ntizikora, ntabwo ari umutoza wa resort muri bikini, ariko kuri nyina, bashiki bacu nabandi bavandimwe kumurongo wumugore. Kubwibyo, niba winjiye mu majwi ashushanyijeho cavalier washushanyijeho cavalier ufite ikibazo, nk'urugero, ku bijyanye n'umupira w'amaguru, azahita yibagirwa imibonano mpuzabitsina kandi asome ibiganiro byose ku ntego n'ibihano. Mu isomero rya siporo, gerageza utamenyekanye na Uhager ashishikajwe no ku musozi (kuva mu cyumba cya hoteri, n'ibindi) - kuba mu bantu. Kandi ngaho ndashobora gutangaza neza: "Sinkunda ko wabitekereje?"
Niba umubare wa siporo utanyuze, abambuzi baremereye binjira mu rugendo: "Uzagira umugabo usanzwe utamenyerewe ahantu hatamenyerewe, hafi y'umuntu utamenyereye yaba ahantu hitaruye. Wakora iki? " "Wah, yica - na we, na we!" - Igisubizo cyuzuye kivuye ku mutima kizakurikira. Undi uri hano nk hano: "Urabona, ariko mfite kandi Data ukomeye (umuvandimwe, umugabo), kandi nizeraga umukobwa w'inyangamugayo (umugore, wa mugore) wanyizeye utigenga tekereza ko "ubwoko no kwica bishobora" - kandi usize icyubahiro cyawe wenyine.
Ibirwa: crib ya Abariginal
Muscovite Anatoly Sh., Kuyobora ikiruhuko kuri Maurice, yahuye na ISlander. Mu rukundo yari afite ubuhanga kandi bwitonda. Ariko umunsi ukurikira imibonano mpuzabitsina na Anato kuva mumaguru kugeza kumutwe wari wuzuye uruhu rufite uruhu rutazwi. Umukerarugendo yari afite ubwoba bwinshi, ahitamo ko ari indwara idasanzwe ya VeneReal. Kubwamahirwe, nkuko byagaragaye muri Moscou, byari allergic gusa kumavuta, amurikira mu ruhu rwe.
Umuturage wo mu karere ka Moscou Victoria N., Kuba kuri Turuturgovka ku kirwa cya Phuket, wabonye ibinini byo muri Tayiki byo kugabanya ibiro. Mugihe cya mugitondo, Vika yafashe ibice byinshi icyarimwe. Nimugoroba, ubushyuhe bwe bwazamutse, imitwe y'ibihimbaro no kurenga ku mvugo byavutse. Mwijoro, Victoria yagombaga gutwarwa byihutirwa i Bangkok kugirango asuzume. Umukerarugendo afite ikibazo gikomeye cyo gukora ubwoba.
Ninde udutegereje hano? Aboriginals yibirwa bidafite ishingiro ntabwo byangiritse numuco. Island Don Juans na Charovniks ni ibyiyumvo byinshi na plastike, na buri marangamutima cyangwa icyifuzo nta mbogamizi bigaragazwa n'ibimenyetso. Dore urupapuro rwabashutse: Niba areba kuboko kwawe - asaba kuba Polaskaya; kunyunyuza ikiganza hejuru y'inkokora - gusabiriza kutagenda; Shira ikiganza cyawe ku rutugu - ujya muri rapprochement; Niba kandi imikindo yawe ikurya imikindo yawe - menya aborigine yawe (KA) agera ku cyifuzo! Nturwanya? Ugomba kwikuramo igituba cyawe kugirango ugisubize, kandi ikimenyetso cyawe kizemerwa kandi gitangwa cyihuse.
Icyitonderwa, abagabo! Usibye agakingirizo, bigomba kubikwa hamwe na bo ku mugabane uwo ari wo wose no mu gihugu icyo aricyo cyose, ntabwo, gufata imiti muri allergie nawe. Kandi kandi mbere yo kwiga isuku mu gihugu, aho ufashe inzira, ugakora inkingo zose zikenewe. Gerageza kandi kwiga imigenzo n'ibiranga mbere yurugendo, kugirango utabona ijambo ribi cyangwa riteye isoni ibimenyetso byaho.
Icyitonderwa, abagore! Banyarwandakazi, bifitanye isano kimwe na bo bose babwiye abagabo. Byongeye, muri Oya, ntugafate ibiyobyabwenge - ntanubwo kubera kugabanya ibiro, cyangwa kunoza imisatsi, ibibi byose bitazwi mumiti yacu yimiti, kandi ingaruka zingirakamaro kumubiri wawe zirashobora bitateganijwe cyane.
Ihamagarwa rya Tamtam!
Kuba mu biruhuko muri Afurika y'Epfo, abashakanye kuva St. Petersburg yagiye mu muryango wa Zulussky maze ahitamo kurara muri bungalow. Mwijoro, ba mukerarugendo bakangutse na Aborigines wagerageje gutuma bakura satani bakagira uruhare mu bwoko runaka cyangwa ubwoko runaka bwo mu gasozi. Petersburgers na yo yagerageje gufata amazi atetse kandi aryama ibyatsi bifite impumuro idashimishije. Nibyo, kuba twarahuye bikomeye, aborogine ntibatsimbaraye kandi basiga ba mukerarugendo bonyine.
Ninde udutegereje hano? Ntabwo ibanga ku mugabane wa Afurika ko inzira nyamukuru z'ubukerarugendo zikora. Abadage ndetse n'Ubwongereza bw'ibitsina cyane cyane cyane bakunda gutembera muri Afurika kubera kumva neza kamere ya erotic. Ibanga ryimibonano mpuzabitsina izwi cyane mubatuye mumigabane ya Afrika na Aslexible - bijyanye nibyishimo kwisi. Abirabura bifitanye isano nubuzima byoroshye kuruta abazungu, bishimira buri munsi nk'abana, bagerageza kwinezeza ijana ku ijana mubintu byose bakora. Kandi mu mibonano mpuzabitsina - mbere ya byose. Ahari ibi bisobanurwa nuko ntaho bibaho mugihugu cyabo, izuba nimbuto - igihe cyose nta mbogamizi. Nabo ubwabo, kuva mu bwana, baciye mu bwisanzure bwa Papa mu bambari umwe, batabangamiye ko umubiri wambaye ubusa ufite isoni, kandi igitsina cyanduye.
Icyitonderwa, abagabo! Ingeso yimibonano mpuzabitsina yabanyafurika benshi baroroshye kandi byoroshye. Ariko, tekereza: Muri Gelade nyinshi zinyamanswa, guhura nabaryamana bahuje igitsina bifatwa nkibisanzwe kandi bisanzwe! Abanyafurika yuzuye kandi basabana na nyuma yumunsi wakazi wuzuye bashoboye guswera ijoro ryose muri Tamtama bagakora imbyino yimiryango nubukwe. Niba waraguye mu rwego rwo gushishikazwa, bazahita basezerana, bitagiye kure y'umuriro w'imihango. Ubucuruzi bwawe bugomba kwinezeza, mugihe twibutse neza igitsina cyiza n'amayeri adasanzwe (inkingo zose zikenewe zigomba gushyirwaho hakiri kare). Niba udashaka guhuza nabaturage birabura, irinde ivanguramoko muburyo ubwo aribwo bwose. Kandi - ijambo ry'Uburusiya "Negro". Ifatwa byoroshye nabenegihugu mu iburanisha, nkuko bihuriweho na Nigger Nigger, ibabaje cyane.
Icyitonderwa, abagore! Wibuke ko uruhande rwibutse rwo kwishima kwa Aborigine nirwo rukabije rwimyitwarire. Akenshi, ibikorwa byabo bidasanzwe biterwa namategeko ataciriritse. Muri Gana, kurugero, muguhuza igitsina numugore uwo ari we wese ukunda (ndetse numuto, wubatse kandi ari munini wo kwinjira muri buri muntu, uri mumafaranga ya ... $ 50 n'amacupa atatu yimigano Vodka! Mubyiza cyane bizaba byihishe mugihe cyo gutwita. Ntiwibagirwe rero agakingirizo: ni uko babivuga, no muri Afrika gakingi.
Kandi twese dukeneye kwibuka ikintu cyingenzi: Vuga "oya" tuvuze ahantu hose kwisi. Na "yego" buri gihe hasigaye kubushishozi bwacu.
Mu kikoresho cya mbere-ubufasha bwumugenzi
Ntiwibagirwe gupakira, ugenda mumuhanda:
- Epiges Spray (ikoreshwa niba habaye umubonano udakingiwe uraba, kandi nanone uhanganye);
- Miramistin (yakoreshejwe ukurikije amabwiriza nyuma yo guhuza imibonano mpuzabitsina, nubwo agakingirizo kabaye);
- Bandage Sterile na Plaster;
- Igisubizo cya Antiseptic (Chlorhexidine, Hydrogen Peroxide), iyode cyangwa icyatsi;
- Ubuvuzi buva muri allergie;
- Kubabara;
- Gukora karubone;
- enzymes.
Abagore:
- Gaskes cyangwa tampons (mugihe uhinduye imashini, uruziga rukunze gukomanga, kandi muri farumasi yaho ntushobora kubona ikirango ufite);
- Isabune irimo lanolin - ikora film yo kurinda umubiri, ntabwo aha bagiteri kugirango igwire. Mugihe uburyo burimo inzoga, inzira, iyi firime yarasenyutse, bityo igakingura umuhanda muri mikorobe. Kubwibyo, mu rugendo rurerure rudafite lanolin - nta hantu na hamwe!