Abadamu beza mugihe umugabo wawe (inshuti, inshuti, umukunzi, kumenyana) azagusaba kujya muri parike (mu ishyamba, kubera ko inzoga zikaba zifatana uburemere. Nzagerageza gusobanura uburyo.
1. Byeri ntishobora gusinda nkabanyamerika - kuva mu ijosi mugihe ureba imikino yimikino. Ikintu nyamukuru muri uru rubanza ni Byeri, kandi umukino ufatanye nkigikoresho. Ibiganiro byose byumugabo wawe "ntituzagira amanota nta pivashik yanjye," urashobora kwiyambaza mu nteruro: "Noneho bo hamwe na pivakiya ntabwo ari ishingiro ripfa cyane!"
2. Byeri ntishobora gusinda nka groman - kuzunguruka munsi yintwari hanyuma ukanda uruziga runini kumeza. Abadage barimo kwiyongera mu kunywa umubare munini wibiryo, niyo mpamvu bazwi hafi igihugu kinini kwisi. Ntabwo rero bizakora bike, ariko byinshi - byangiza.
3. Byeri ntishobora gusinda kubarusiya - kunywa vodka kuri bo, umwenda kandi uhora ucira amacandwe hasi. Muri iki gihe, uburyohe bwose bwakiriye buzarohama, vodka "amanota" uburyohe bwibinyobwa bibyimba kandi bitangira gusaba Cucumber.
Noneho ubungubu ku buryo rimwe na rimwe ushobora kunywa:
1. Hitamo ibihumbi n'ibihumbi bihari, bikonje kugeza ku bushyuhe bwiburyo bwa dogere 12, usuke mu kirahure cyiza hamwe na margin kugirango izuba rirenga ritangire gukina.
2. Kora sip imwe nini, kugirango ifuro ryimigabane mu munwa wo hejuru. Noneho ukeneye buhoro buhoro ururimi ku rurimi, uzamure ikirahure, reba kuri yo kumuhuza kandi ubyimbye.
3. kuvuga igihe kirekire: "Yego," kandi uhagaritse umutwe.
4. Kunywa inzoga nto, kwishimira ikiganiro cyoroheje.
5. Kubiryo kugirango ukoreshe imbuto zumunyu (ariko ntibashobora kuba intoki - bakeneye kumera byoroshye no gusenya mumunwa umwe).
6. Nyuma yumunsi wamasaha atanu, ntugasome, kuko impumuro itazashobora guhunga - kuva kuri beer yakijijwe cyane kuruta mubindi binyobwa bisindisha!
7. Nta mafi yumye! Guhuza byeri, bizadutera imbaraga gusa, ahubwo ni ubuzima bwawe bwose muminsi itatu iri imbere byibuze.
P. S.
Impeshyi irageze. Uzamenya neza ko ku mucanga. Iyo urasa kumusenyi ushyushye, reba iburyo hanyuma uva - birashoboka ko utari kure yawe uzaba quzz "uvuye i Sary-Agacha", ubanza "wubaka amaso". Ariko iyo "yarya" amacupa ye atatu yinzoga, uzareka kubaho kuri we, kuko bizapfa mubyinshi, kandi bisekeje bizarwara munsi yizuru. Ntugerageze kumera kuri yo - ntunywe byeri kugirango ugabanye inyota, kuko atazi kubyara! Byeri ahubwo ni ibiryo kuruta kunywa, bityo urwane izina "umutsima wamazi". Wibuke ko mug ya byeri izahita yongeraho ingano yawe ya kanseri icumi itavogerwa (cyane cyane muriki gipimo cya karubone), kandi icyarimwe icyayi cya Ejo gusa kizasohoka.
Kandi kongeweho nyuma, ubuvuzi: Inzoga zubumenyi zirakomeye nkizindi zose, kandi nazo zivurwa cyane. Abagabo byeri bakubita imitsi yumutima bagahagarika iterambere ryimisemburo yumugabo - testosterone. Nyuma yimyaka cumi n'eshanu, umugabo wawe (inshuti, inshuti, umukunzi, kumenyana) azabona igituza cya kabiri nindogobe yoroshye. Ariko ibi ntibisobanura ko ari ngombwa kureka ibi binyobwa rwose! Gukenera gusa kubinywa, abadamu beza, bishoboka kandi nkuko nabigishije.
Yuri La kureba