"Amategeko yabujijwe kunywa itabi, abishoboye, ntashobora kugiraho ingaruka. Nahagaritse kunywa itabi hashize imyaka myinshi. Birakabije kandi ubutwari. Kuva mu bihe bya cumi na rimwe cyangwa cumi na bibiri. Yajugunye umubare utihariye wa tices hamwe nagasanduku ka cigars kandi ntibyatekereje ko itegeko rya federasiyo ryanyuze munzu yanjye. Kandi ibi byita iyi hamagara nshuti yanjye ndende ntabwo yahanuye kuri njye ndengakamere.
- Umuvuduko, G XEI Umwunganizi! Nongeye kubona "Umucyo woroheje mu biruhuko." Gasutamo yabanje gutanga ibyiza, hanyuma afata ibyiza byanjye byose. Noneho ndashaka amafaranga arwaye. Ntushaka gufasha mumafaranga - nta mpamvu. Funga Urubanza ubwayo. Mfite ejobundi. Chus.
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Tolik ntabwo yari atandukanye kandi akotezwa inkomoko ye odessa. Igihe kimwe, Mama yavuze kuri we ko ari "igihumbi-igihumbi." Ku kibazo cyanjye, "igihumbi" ni nde, yasobanuye ko "Umuyahudi umwe-umuswa ku gihumbi." Ariko yari inshuti magara, twari makumyabiri, kandi ntabwo nemeranye na mama, nubwo igihe cyerekanye ko noneho yamugize ishimwe. Tolik yimukiye muri Odessa. Ubwa mbere kuri Moscou, hanyuma i Berlin. Pradashka Tolika yari umushoferi witwa Choemaderi n'ikinyoni cy'igihe gito, ariko rwose ariko yaba hafi y'akarere ka Bessarab ya Moldaviya. Niyo mpamvu izina rusange rya "Catleska", rihinduka umuryango wa Katsmanov uko ibisekuruza byagiye bisimburana. Ikamba rya Cretinean-Katsmanov Dynasty yari inshuti yanjye Anatol.
Tolik yagurishije ibiti bya kera mu kigo. Hamwe nanjye. Catieskina ntabwo yigeze yiga kandi muri rusange ni gake yasuzuguye ikiganza cyigitabo. Ngomba kuvuga ko byasohotse hamwe na we igitekerezo ntabwo ari kibi nkuko nifuzaga abandi. Inshuro ebyiri zakubise, ariko, ariko iyi Tolik yitirirwa ikiguzi cyo kwamamaza. Mu Budage, "Semite kandi ishyari" yatewe rimwe mu myaka ibiri, "hafi nta na rimwe". Anatole yagiye buhoro buhoro gukundana, yakuyeho inzu i Berlin hafi ya Kurfürstendam (umuhanda wa gatatu), ku nshuro ya gatatu yaratandukanye kandi arongora igihe cya kane. Muri make, yari afite byinshi cyangwa bike usibye umutimanama namafaranga. Ikintu gihora cyerekanwe gato no kubaho kwa Odessa Fuflodilera - yahoraga yinjira mubisto bishobora kurangwa nijambo rya Kamboje "byimbitse Jopa". Icyo gihe rero.
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Tolik-Schmolica yageze nimugoroba kuri njye ku nkoko mu buryo butaziguye ikibuga cy'indege cyabo. Iyi nkuru yari ngufi nka King Vipu y'Ubufaransa. Ibyumweru bibiri bishize, Catineca yatwarwaga muri Moscou ntabwo ari komisiyo. Duhereye ku bintu cumi na bibiri bya Faberge cumi na bibiri byari bikorwa ry'abanditsi ba kijyambere, ariko bakozwe mu magi ya Viktor Felixovich Vekyelberg. Tweltat (kandi iyi Tolik yarishimye cyane) yari umunyakuri rwose, ariko yibwe gato. Nibyo, ntabwo ari hano kandi atari mubudage. Muri NYC. Icyi cyashize. Kuri Berlin Odessa, yari agizwe abere. Gasutamo ibyumweru bibiri bishize, birashobora kugaragara, byakozwe kuri sisitemu "yafashwe, na Doi biratinda," bigatanga ubucuruzi bwo kurwanya abakozi. Cyangwa yerekana ko ibicuruzwa byose ari ugutontoma, kandi yicaye ku mpimbano, cyangwa yerekana ko ibintu byose ari kamere, kandi bicaye ku kindi ngingo. Hariho ubundi buryo bwa gatatu - kubaha amafaranga. Ariko hamwe nibi, igihe umupaka wambutse umupaka, Tolik yari mubi, yemeye gutsinda ubwishyu, Chus "Chus" ("Muraho" mu kidage), yajugunywe i Berlin.
Mugitondo kimwe "Fabergovaya" yarahindutse, nkigihe, tujya hamwe tuganira.
Nyuma isaha n'igice, yemera ofisiye imigenzo insiguro arambwira ku Filipo Kirkorov, Stas Mikhailov, Olga Orlova na Prigogina, Ndagutegetse yarasezeraniye guys ko batari kwihanganira umuntu kuko ubwambuzi ndetse gufata amafaranga yabo. Twaranyeganyega amaboko, tutizera amagambo ye yose mu buryo bw'Abadage mu buryo bw'imigati na Danukenshon, dusiga umujyi n'ibicuruzwa byose.
Akazu kari mu mudugudu wa Golf Club nakhabino hagarara hamwe n'ibirundo byoroheje. Ibice bitandatu ku kirundo. Gutanga ibyacu, twabonye itsinda rito ryabaturanyi nibindi bisinda bisindisha, bikagira izihe mpusha nziza, tureba ibaraza ryacu.
Kuva ku nshuti mu myaka "HANKEY", inkumi ziteye ubwoba, rimwe na rimwe zihinduka gutaka k'abagore no mu rusaku rw'ibintu byaguye. Mu gihugu, biragaragara ko byari intambara iteye ubwoba kandi yuzuye y'amaraso y'ibiryo byacu. Ninde kandi kubyo yakubise bitagaragara. Ijwi ryavugije induru hamwe na dosiye ya dostk kandi yari isa nuwari uw'awe wari uw'umuja wa mu gitondo.
Hanyuma, byose Smalklo.
"Njye mbona, umuntu uri mu nzu yawe," Tolik yasinyiye.
Nta kintu na kimwe cyo gukora, nanjye, giteranya n'umwuka, ushize amanga kandi ushize amanga twegera umuryango w'umwasa wanjye bwite kugira ngo urebe KeyHole. Nta muntu n'umwe wari wo mu cyumba. Nateze amatwi gucecekesha kandi ntirYabonye ikintu kibangamiye.
Ikintu cya mbere nahutiraga mu maso yanjye n'amaboko igihe amaherezo twajyaga mu nzu ni Jessica. Yorkshich, abonye nyirubwite, ako kanya yahise ava munsi ya sofa kandi, yunana inyandiko zose za Olempike mugusimbuka imbwa, yari umutware umwe mu maboko. Imbwa ikurikira yimbwa, yagerageje kuzamuka mu mufuka w'imbere wikoti umutwe aratuka. Avuga ko ahari ye none basa na shitingi nto hafi yikaramu. Mu cyumba cyo kuraramo, ibice by'amasahani byari biryamye hose, ibikombe byanjye bya golf, sofa umusego, ibikoresho n'imyambaro byose. Imbonerahamwe yo kuriramo yari aryamye kuruhande, yerekana neza isura ye ko yari yihanganiye kugotwa.
- Prenderhui Zeblotka (Kubara igihombo), - yatanze Inama ntagereranywa Anatoly, bimuka mu kato k'iminota ibabaje muri Ukwongereza. "Birashimishije umuzi w'iri jambo?" - Kumurika mu mutwe. "Birashoboka ko bombi cyangwa babiri," ariko umwe muri bo ni ngombwa, "akareba hirya no hino. Ishusho yasaga neza pogrom ntoya mumidugudu yarinze. Ukize ibitekerezo byinshi bihungabanya ko umugore yaje kumenya ikintu, nasohotse kuri Veranda.
Mu mfuruka, akwirakwiza amaboko n'amaguru muri dogere mirongo icyenda, yibutsa punks ya plaks, yari yicaye ku mukobwa wasunitse wa Ghala.
- Nibyiza, wowe nibyiza! - Nampaye igikonjo cy'imfuruka ya veranda ahita atangira hariya mu guhangayikishwa no gusonerwa hamwe no gusonerwa kweguriwe ibyago.
Ubusobanuro bwa numvise bwamanutse kugera ku gikurikira.
Tumaze kujya muri gasutamo hakiri kare, Galya yari afite ifunguro rya mu gitondo atangira gusukura inzu. Kuba mu igorofa rya kabiri, bumvise Abesipanyoni babiri n'amatwi yinjiye mu kazu maze agerageza mbere mu mbaraga zo kurahiragura mu kazu mu kwezi gutaha. Abesipanyoma n'amatwi biratandukanye n'ibindi bihugu byose by'isi, kandi sinkwiye kwishyiriraho, byose kandi sinarushye cyane uko byagenda kose, kurwana mu gitondo bivuye kuri aba bastard. Kandi muri rusange, bigomba gufata byihutirwa ibihuru, nkuko byombi bishobora no kwihisha mu musarani. Noneho ubu nanjye ubwanjye nzabikemura. Icyakora, abashyitsi banjye, ntabwo babatubatse. Umuja apfuka amaso, nicaranya, ntabwo yimuka, amasegonda makumyabiri maze aravuga ati: "Nibyiza ko ibihuru byuzuye ibihuru byuzuye kandi byimikindo, ariko ntibyazigera bigira umwanya wo gukora" ... nyuma yumuja yajugunye umutwe ahantu runaka inyuma kandi afite ubwoba. Negereye hafi kandi ndahumura Galina. Kuva aho, ntakintu na kimwe gihumura, usibye impumuro nziza yo gutetse inkari. Ikirundo cyibitekerezo cyahagaritswe hamwe nigisanduku cyera mumaboko yinzu.
"Umusaza, yarampindukiye ati:" Uyu mupfapfa yatwitse kuki zose! "
- Kuki ni iki? - Nabajije ururimi ruteganijwe.
- Nibyiza, ni iki tubavamo? Cookies zimeze nka kuki ya offy, ariko ikirungo. Ejo nagurutse amsterdam ejo. Kandi ngaho naguze kuki hamwe na Hashish, iraryoshye cyane. Kandi iyi link, igihe napangiraga nijoro, nahisemo kumwirukana. Byari ngombwa, birumvikana kuri we, myahura umwihariko, ariko i Sho, yari azi ko afite iduka rya shobuja ...
- Umva, ufite inenge, ni ukubera iki wayizanye munzu, ntuzi ko yaba njye cyangwa umugore ntiyigeze nkoraho ibi bibi? Niki ushaka ko abana bato bashimisha, igice?
"Ni iki wasenyutse nk'ikibuga (umusazi) ku bukwe: Numvise, Sho wabujijwe kunywa itabi, nuko mfata umwanda Sho ?!
Ni urwenya rwe rwa nyuma. Namwibutse imyaka mirongo ine mu bucuti dufitanye, nyina, bene wabo bose ndetse n'abaturanyi bakikije inzu ku biro cumi na bine muri Odessa. Tolik yaracecetse, nubwo, uko bigaragara, yashakaga rwose gutongana ...
Muri iki gihe, Galya, kuniga no kumurika, bagenda, bakora amajwi adasobanutse. Narumiwe njya ku kazu kegereye kubabona. Inzu ya Sergey ntabwo yari, ariko Luba yarumvaga ninyungu. Mubyukuri, ntakintu nakimwe cyo kumva, kuko namubajije terefone yumuganga runaka wizewe ushobora kuza nonaha. Lyba yahinduye, avuga ko we ubwe ahamagara umwe, mu bwato bwe, kandi azatangira, ariko bizatwara amayeri magana atanu. Nari nemeye kandi nsubira muri veranda. Ndumiwe mu buryo twabyutse, hari ukuntu Gharne Dernaschi hanyuma asunikwa muri douche. Kwoza umubiri wumuja (kwitegura kugirango witegure) muri douche) hamwe nanjye, Catielia yumvise ubutwari, Rosalia YakovlevNone, Rosalia YakOVLEVNA, byumvikane mu bwato, birumvikana ko byari bikwiye gukuramo inda. Tolik kuva ku mwogamizi ya odessa, ariko akomeza guceceka.
Ntabwo yari akiri imbaraga zo kurera umubiri mu igorofa rya kabiri mucyumba cya Galina, natwe, hari ukuntu byapfunyitse akarere ka Donetsk mu cyumba cya Dobets, kikabishyira mu cyumba cyanjye. Nyuma y'igice cy'isaha, umuganga yagaragaye aherekejwe n'umuturanyi wa Luba. Isoni shy sory imyaka mirongo itatu yazamutse mucyumba cyo kubaho ku kuruma Ubushinwa, kugeza amaherezo yabonye Pyatokatnik. Nyuma yibyo, yinjira mu cyumba, akora kuri gale ya Lobu, yashakishaga impamvu runaka, yazamuye umunwa wo hejuru, abaza uko byagenze. Nagize ishyari ... Muri iki gihe, Tolik yongeye gusohoka kuri stage, ariko iki gihe cyabajije ikibazo cyibanze.
- Wowe, colleb, kwangiza cyangwa ufite umwihariko sho?
Ikibazo nticyari kiri mu ijisho, ahubwo cyari mu kanwa, kuko nacyo cyaje kubona ko muganga yari umuganga w'amenyo. Amaso yanjye yaratunguye yari abonye Lisitina, ariko muri ako kanya Liba yankubise n'impaka zitaravuka: "Wasabye muganga wawe. Dima aratandukanye cyane "... noneho abashakanye bishimye hamwe n'amayero yanjye kugeza ku mukanda w'impeshyi ukurikira hamwe n'amagambo:" Reka tugende, muganga, ndetse icyarimwe unyitegereza "... ...
Twatangiye gusukura ibibanza. Hamwe nibidasanzwe, byari bibabaza kandi bigoye icyarimwe. Mu minota cumi n'itanu, akazi kacu nticyahagaritswe n'amajwi "kuvugwa" ubuvuzi "bivuye mu kazu gaturanye, kanyuze mu madirishya afunguye. Niba amayero magana atanu yafunguye umurwayi na muganga we urye cyane, niba agenzura byinshi, ariko nasutse ku kirahure cya cognac no kuva mu kirahure cya Afurika kitazwi, ishyari ritazwi, umuvandimwe, kuri imperuka. Kubwamahirwe, ni iherezo - yaje vuba vuba. Irashobora kugaragara, "kugenzura" birangiye. Kuba umuganga atigeze areba umuturanyi bwa mbere, ndetse na Jessica yarumvikana. Uwo ni we na "muganga w'amenyo". Ariko ni ukubera iki nagombaga kuyishyura, hari umudugudu muto w'ibanga wa Nahabino.
Bidatinze, umugore yasubiye mu rugo afite ibyo yaguzwe. Ukunda cyane waratangaye gato na Scoop na sima, ku bihure bibiri by'ubusa ku meza hafi ya TV, ku mukobwa wambaye ubusa, abaza ku buriri bwacu, barabaza bati:
- mubyukuri, mubyukuri, bigenda bite?
Namwishuye nti: "Iyi ni inkuru ndende.
Kureba ko ibintu bishyushye, tolik shyira akazu ka baseball hamwe namagambo "Nzagenda umwuka muto uhumeka, bitabaye ibyo, ufite ibintu byuzuye" byasohotse.
- Ni inkuru ndende? - Nasubiyemo ibyo nkunda cyane hanyuma yongeraho - ntakintu, tangira. Urabizi, mfite, bidasanzwe bihagije, iri joro igihe cyose.
"Urabona, umunezero wanjye wasomye mu kinyamakuru ko ubu mu Burusiya atakinywa akanywa bityo ahitamo kugura kuki ... kandi rwose yakundaga gale ...
Mugitondo nasohotse kumuhanda na Obomlel muri Tetanusi. Ibikorikori bibiri byasinze vranbadada byari biryamye ku muturanyi-urukundo Bentley. Bacecetse Karkali kandi yongereye ibirenge, aryamye kuri hood yavunitse rwose. Imodoka yamenetse hejuru yose kandi isa numujyi wa mini wa grozny mugihe cyintambara ya mbere cyangwa ya kabiri. Tolik yahagaze ku rubaraza rwacu afite ivalisi mu ntoki kandi ahubwo akubita ubwanwa, areba inyoni zinangiye.
- Urabizi, amayero magana atanu, byanze bikunze, ariko ugaruka, ariko ukure no kuri sitasiyo yo mu nyanja ntabwo ari umuyoboro mumyaka myiza. Kandi nari nkiri kumwe agasanduku gato ka kuki, ku bubiko. Taki Ijoro kuri Tarayka baraminjagira, kuburyo nabo ari beza mubuzima ...
Kubera impamvu runaka, nabaye mwiza. Kandi nongeye kwibuka kwibuka kera wababariye Tolika-Schmolica. UKWUKWERUKUNGIRA URUKUNDO ni ikintu gikomeye, uzi ... yego, kandi kurwanya itabi ni ikintu cyiza ... "