Jokes to the side: how to play a star?

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once Jennifer Lawrence I received a very savory gift from my friends: a set of dildos of different sizes and colors delivered to her right to the hotel room. Leaving the hotel, the actress decided to hide the collection of toys from the maid under the bed, in the hope that she won't find them. But the maid not only found them, but also neatly decomposed on the bedside table. Jennifer returned to Room was ready to fall from shame. And even he thought, leaving the hotel, leave a note with the words: "This is not mine" or "bought in a joke." But in the end, I chose it just to leave the hotel quickly.

Jeremy Renner One day, too, became a victim of a draw with a sexual subtext. The actor had a long flight from London to Los Angeles. Right from the Jeremy aircraft, it was necessary to go to the shooting, and therefore he decided to take a nap. And he accepted a pill table with a pill, which he gave him a friend. However, sleep all did not go. Having considered the packaging, Renner found out that instead of the sleeping pill, he adopted Viagra. Flying turned to a movie star to the real nightmare. "To go to the toilet was a whole problem for me," remembers Jeremy. - But this is not the worst. Dennis Hopper with younger daughter flew with me. He fell asleep, and the baby asked me to play with her. If someone from the passengers noticed what was happening in my pants during communication with the girl, I would definitely arrested me. Fortunately, everything cost. "

W. Emma Watson There is also a funny story related to airplanes. Last year, an actress flying from New York was stopped by airport workers. "Girl, are you flying alone, without accompaniment? Where are your parents or guardian? ", - employees fell asleep Emma questions. "I am 22! I have the right to fly alone! "Watsson fights off them. The question was able to settle only on passport control, where the movie descent finally learned and let go. After the actress admitted that the fact that she was accepted for a child, she is partly polentil. But it was subtracted that this case is not one: Emma has repeatedly taken for a teenager.

Emma Watson. Photo: Rex Features / fotodom.ru.

Emma Watson. Photo: Rex Features / fotodom.ru.

From now 44-year-old Matthew McConahi In his 22 years, an amusing story took place. One day, he moved from one bar to another, Matthew in one of the institutions talked for a rack with one of the visitors. A couple of hours later, prettyly tugged, they have already become best friends. "At the end of the evening, when we were kicked out of the next bar, I learned that he casting director. He asked me: "Have you ever shot somewhere?". I replied: "Yes, in advertising beer." In fact, I appeared in the frame literally for half a second. But it didn't matter to him: he approved me for a role in the film "Under the Kayf and in confusion," - recalls McConae. So, together with Matthew, Matthew got a job with which his path to glory began.

The most famous joker in Hollywood is undoubtedly George Clooney . But one day the actor lay a pig colleague, even without knowing himself. At one time, Clooney did not part with her dwarf piglery. And it was so desired by Arnold Schwarzenegger, that he also wanted to buy a grunty friend. But a little mistaken with the breed. After some time, the pig, whom Arnie called Bacon, rummaged to huge sizes. "I called George and asked:" What's going on? Why does his belly drag on the ground? " He replied that, probably, I overlook him, "Schwarzenegger says. "But when my piglery began to weigh 140 kilograms, I realized that I was confused and bought ordinary instead of a dwarf pig." Arnolda had to give bacon to the farm.

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