The surest way to rush the nerves to colleagues is to work to work the unfully tan, a couple of shorthowknowing schools and a remark in the spirit of "oh, well, and for you, and something good here is going on?". A similar scenario is popular, and now there are many of my friends and acquaintances with love to consider tickets and visas. However, from the trip for the thirty lands on the vacation of dreams, there is always a risk of bringing not only tan and new clothes, but also some heartbreaking story.
When my acquaintances on May flew into Cuba, they had a similarity of the honeymoon. But with romance somehow did not hold down. All the assurances of experts in Cuba that the island of freedom does not make sense to go with his samovar, turned out to be true. And if a young man showed restraint, his chosen his chosen on local macho gaze is much more passionate than they demanded common sense. There were quarrels and as a result - the abuse of rum. In one such moment, a rapid husband, for some reason, climbed onto the palm tree and after a few minutes it was already on the way to the hospital with the dislocation of the knee. Wife recreated a little later. She ate something like a pate and soon flew to Moscow, where experts on exotic infections were waiting for her. As a result, both chants are terrible ailments, but love lives there anymore.
"We will remove the yacht, and a small company will travel from one Greek island to another. Let's see if our relationship will withstand the relationship, "his wife's girlfriend giggled, announcing her May Day cruise. And here our Kate and Leo climbed on board in anticipation of luxurious sea sunsets and fresh air supplies. All it was. To live, however, I had to do in different cabins - on a small yacht, there were only two, therefore, in the settlement, it was not the proximity of the relationship, but the primary sexual signs. One room - for girls, the other - for boys. The wind sometimes showed character, and the entire "pioneer value" was pretty stronger, during the sunset was very cool and had to warm the alcohol. As a result, an intima zero and a delightful collection of seasons of marine sickness and morning hangover. "If the yacht, then only Abramovich," the traveler concluded at the end of the cruise.
I would be happy to share my May Day story, but still not possess. Do not remember the conflict with forest protection about the fire. At the same time, I, of course, glad for those who have a visa and a ticket. Make us envy your vacation, but do not rush once again check your relationship for strength. They are not iron.