Love boat, as you know, breaks about life. Life dissolves in the literal and figurative sense of those who were still desire for yesterday and steam on the wings of love. Where does love go? What is sex? Who are we, plunging into a family routine? Why wonderful diva, having married, stop watching themselves? Let's try to figure out and find a trap called "Marriage".
Surely everyone saw on the Internet a selection of photocoltles "how celebrities would look, if it were not for themselves every year, no fat was sucking quarterly, if they did not go to the gym and would not eat blocking pills." Johnny Depp usually resembles a loose oval, Keira Knightley looks like an appetizing woman-accounting, Jay Lo and Mariya Kerry brought thoughts about the opera dives "for two hundred".
Of course, all these are jokes of Americans suffering from obesity, but in every joke there is some joke. People are divided into two categories. The first retains its modest weight, regardless of smoking-non-smoking, hormonal tablets, feasts, depressed. The second is always struggling for every kilogram or, lowering his hands, stuffing the wardrobe with the clothes XXL.
The second category is quantitatively dominated over the first. Marriage is becoming the main trap for her "for lovely as a stone wall." Yesterday's Lani, glamorous kipsis, successfully married, turn into comedy teres with fats on the waist and strange hairstyles. They seem to forget about the existence of the mirrors. They say: "He loves me with anything." Or: "Have a nice man should be a lot." Or: "My bass is a beer that I am in comparison with him Merkna."
The topic of the tragic change of appearance concerns women in the first place. Domestic men have not yet come to the level when "he" seeks to comply with "her" in the level of sequapil, while "she" is trying to jump to the level of "his" earnings. Our women jump might and main. Men continue to lie. Therefore, we will temporarily leave them alone.
An example of parents
Mom Kira Knightley is a low continuous woman. No, not fat. Just strong, shot, like most Balzakovsky Anglicics. According to the laws of genetics, children are a biological continuation of their parents. If in mom 75 kg, then the daughter after childbirth will get them. If Pope is bald, then son can say goodbye to his youth chapel. By forty years, nothing will remain from it.
Yes, we live in the times of Total Good Looking, we are waiting for the arrival of nanotechnologies that are immaculated for three injections. And yet, admit: The topic of rejuvenation is bloated by magazines about beauty to incredible sizes. In fact falls under the knife (or just goes to the hall) minority. The overwhelming mass flows downstream - and with some advance. You often see a couple of mom - daughter and understand that docha somehow matured early. In her eighteen she almost caught up with a mother in dimensions. It remains to buy the same sad-skeptical expression of the face, pull the head into the shoulders, slightly stick up, to grow fat on the neck, the third chin - and the clone Mamashi is ready.
Folk granny says: "Want to know what your wife becomes, when it will cease to be a bride, look at the future mother-in-law." And although Keira Knightley decided to challenge this postulate, but most girls in the world followed him.
They see how their old ugly dad hugs an old ugly mom in a stretched sweater and smiling happily. "Yeah," they think, "I will also have the same. We will create in the house of the comfort, we are sweeping sweet buns and I will sit all such a cozy, in the body. Men love it. " Oops.
Our country is not so eastern. The hips can be wide - but not wider than that of Monica Bellucci. At the same time, the waist should be read clearly even in loose clothes. Leave my mother's experience alone. She lived her life, you will probably want to live better. Think about it before swallowing the ice cream cake "Vienna Waltz" (500 g, 1200 kcal).
Sleeping swamp
When we are ready to fall in love and we are looking for a suitable object, our nervous endings produce dopamine - a natural drug, from which life seems color and light. Under the dopamine, our heart beats faster, the hair is better, the eyes shine, and even acne disappear somewhere. When light love goes into a nervous passion, the body instead of dopamine introduces adrenaline, a hard stimulator. Now we have a mad motor in your chest. The blood sticks to the head, then to the organs of reproduction, forgetting the stomach with oxygen. As a result, we ignore meals, and at the moments of violent feeding with friends stupidly drive a fork on a plate.
Greatness of the girl in the first stage of love can fool even a rare quarre. What will be his amazement, when, after a year, the quiet life of his co-strain is transformed into the ideal of the Russian artist Kustodiev. Hormone family happiness endorphin is full. If dopamine can be compared with cocaine, endorphine is more like morphine. Under the coke, the days are danced, under the morphine lie and dreamed.
The sofa in large doses, as is known, leads to excess weight. Confident in mutual love People lead a measured lifestyle: got up, they got down, rested after a meal, leisurely engaged in love, watched the movies, decided to take a walk, instead reached the guests and sat down at the table, fir-drank until midnight, desired to home Drunk fell to bed. And so every day with small variations in the form of hiking.
Once, lifting the eye from the plate, the husband will say to his wife: "You would have done a gymnastics," and she will answer him: "I hear it."
He does not notice
Family licentality concerns not only excess weight, but also hygiene, hostel rules and good tone. If a person is used to spoiling the air and do not hold back the belonging under the mother's wing, he will continue to do it, as soon as it gets in a new family. Most often it concerns men. Women have their own anti-wrestling techniques: domestic rudeness, dirt breeding, scattering individual items.
It is clear that the in love person washes his head more often than married. And that on a good haircut with stacking in a married woman there is neither strength or time or money. For some reason! As if she sought under the crown to reduce the quality of life. Ohhhhhhushki explain their neglected look like this: "I did everything for him, I tried to please even more, but he did not notice my innovations, and I decided to quit this business. What for? I do not see my own, but I'm not going to flirt with others. "
It happens that the husband consciously pushes his wife to launch. He expresses the negative when she dresses on a visit (God forbid someone will pay attention and select). Watching Square when she walks in a short skirt. Regrets money to the salons. No, I am incorrectly expressing: he does not even suspect that his wife's beauty has long been holy and cherished in these expensive institutions. He thinks that women from the nature of the legs are tender than silk, and the hair is white and shiny. Male understanding is enough only on bright red manicure. On the other hand, who knows? His mother also had colored nails.
Become yourself
One of the most terrible traps of marriage in love is the desire to become myself, since you will soon love you. At the time of the lubrication of the cavaliers and the beliefs of a single-unique girl had to spend so much calories for holding his body in glamorous standards, which she decides: "Everything! Basta! " Do not need to straighten yourself with diets and spend a condition for vitamin injeces. Finally she is loved. She can show his chosen to a frog skirt that so long dust in Chulana.
The girl is in confidence: it was sacred out of millions of others for the beauty of spiritual and rare intelligence. No article that men love their eyes will not convince her. She is ready to beat the mortgage that it is her love story unique.
A young wife ceases to wear lenses that are scary to her eyes, and pulls out glasses with cosmic diopters from Larkac. Anti-cellulite Thai massage is no longer sweet, once a favorite and so every evening it strokes her slender hips with her strong hands. How bitters will be her tears when orange peel prevails over the power of passion. When your beloved grow eyes and says: "What is this fish? This was not when we met you. "
It is surprising that in "becoming yourself" most of the mortals invests at all transcendental meaning - nothing in common with the "way to ourselves." Being a complete relaxation and indulgence of habits worked out in childhood in childhood with the connivance of the mother, rushing to climb and please, as soon as the dyatyatko hurt or upset. But the partner is not a mother. He did not hire a fan. Family life is not a ministry of one another, but an equal cooperation.
By itself, alone with himself - the girl has the right to remain an union and amateur to sit at the computer from seven evenings to three nights. If she suddenly decides that she is tired of her life and someone's second may appear in it, prepare to prepare for the fact that the previous interests will go as shroud.
During the flirting period, each of us creates a new model of itself - a person who may like the representative of the opposite sex (for its sex you can not strain much). We are attached to overcome the gap between M and w for the sake of creating a cell of society. It turns out, we fool up?
Lie? Otherwise, why do we refuse "Attractive", as soon as the desired object is found, tamed and engaged? Men love us as they saw us for the first time. Why do we put a pig?
Beautiful soul
It is worth staying on the phenomenon of a beautiful soul. It says so many prosaic works that women perceived him seriously. They are confident that truly in love will be able to see the deep beauty of the beauty under pimples, unevenly seamless hair and abubs of what clothes. They really believe that a man will look into their eyes (bypassing everything else) and the struggle falls.
There are no such maidens of millions, but today we are not talking about them. We are interested in the class of women who, having married, decide to shake ancient - to return to the roots, to teenage care. Sneakers, jeans, free-cut jacket, hair tight in the tail, with long-range roots. Such the appearance of recently gave birth to Mamash in the playground. It takes a year, the other. Sleepless nights remained in the past, sick of the tumors, the gums of the toddlers, so the school on the nose, and the moms are still walking in the hoods and tighten the hair with a rubber band. It is implied that it is no longer that the whole house is on them - that is not true. They have long been accustomed to a new level of loads, thoring from the fire of devices in the Hollow of Marriage. So why do they make themselves ugly? Non-residents? Drawn slaves of the hearth?
There is an opinion that girls without much internal content are brought in marriage. This is not true. Operations with spiritual requests, as well as senseless people, are immersed in the abyss of the care of her husband, losing a sexual appearance. Under its non-pieces appearance, they supply an ideological basis: allegedly intelligence and high dooms exclude glamor (the fruit of advertising, the end of hell).
Verious excuses of their laziness can be heard in any intelligent women's company. For some reason, it comes to feminists, who will not fundamentally shave the legs ("Here are a great one!"), And that a man like everyone in natural form, and the woman always needs to be gone. None stood out of improper upbringing, about the absence of an example in childhood, about the poorly looking mother and that in Soviet times it looks good - to stand out - was acknowledged.
We are hostages of the past. Three thirty years ago, teachers in schools pulled out gold earrings from the girls and shared boys with "Bitlovskaya" hairstyles. We were inspired that the internal dominates over the external, and the mini skirts are professional clothing of prostitutes. Generation of the 60-70s - these are good ugly people who in the 90s had to be retracted to glamor. Those who were born relatively recently, much easier than our. They have a chance to combine a happy marriage, a beautiful soul and appearance from the picture.