The abundance of bad news from all over the world does not add optimism. But it is impossible only about sad, right? Let's break and look into a comic horoscope.
Seeding in four walls Aries (for example, Ivan Urgant) Excessively active. Most of all goes to households: to whom it is easy, when the repair was turned around in the house during self-insulation! And all this - against the background of an active re-education of loved ones. Especially getting calves, cancer and twins.
Tales (Philip Kirkorov) Systematically turn into a rumble. Now the refrigerator is the best friend! If only it was fed, the rest does not matter. Bucking stocks melt ....
Gemini (Hugh Laurie More famous as Dr. House) prefer to spend time on self-education. Buckwheat does not feed, let me go through any online course. At the same time find time to take off. And even argue with the archers on the topic "Who is smarter in the world." In general, do not bored.
Cracks (Maryl Strip) In his repertoire: everyone learns life. In particular, the rules of behavior in the stressful situation. 1000 and 1 dish from buckwheat, 500 installations from toilet paper - here are their "quarantine" horse. And so they are completely indulgent to others.
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W. Lviv (Madonna) - Real moving! Everybody dance! I don't care that the calves want to sleep, and fish - do our own business. If the lion calls you to have fun, you must go and admire his smartness! It is desirable with applause, passing into prolonged ovations. Well, Madonna is definitely not used to.
Virgin (Zemfira) , as in the "normal" life, continue to restore order. In the attack of perfectionism, they are ready to disinfect everything and everything. Even disassembled water and ever doubting scales sign representatives. After all, the fatherland is in danger - it is necessary to control whether the rest is cleaning their hands. Now imagine Zemfira in the role of such a sanitation!
Those who were born under the sign Weighs (Jean Claude Van Damm) , Torn vague doubts - do you need this quarantine? These issues are comprehensively discussed with each opposite and transverse, even in masks, even without. Just carefully: Wang Damma does not burn!
Revengeful Scorpio (Pavel Prilum) Obviously, something plots. And prepares for the apocalypse. Where-where, and in situations of the apocalypse there are no scorpions. Their hour has come. The main thing is to somehow neutralize too positive lions, not to the place of confused under your feet.
Sagittarius (Brad Pitt) They are preparing to save the world, in parallel discusing with Capricorn politics and discussing with scorpions the possibility of an universal conspiracy. They even seem to know what they know how to fix everything.
Capricorn (Kate Middleton) without losing self-control, work out a strategy to exit a waters. Distribute CSU, delegate authority. But at the same time not alien romanticism, manages to see the sterile mask of the Virgin thin and vaporic nature. In addition, quite cute!
Aquarius (Svetlana Khodchenkova) "Enters", they literally go crazy. Name to twins, constantly argue and quarrel with Sagittarius, ready to remove excessively phlegmatic crayfish and neighbors of the zodiac of Capricors. I called the Virgin sneezing over the dishes, take the food from the "fatty" taurus. There would be energy - yes in a peaceful direction! For example, making repairs with Aries.
Fish (Sharon Stone) It's simply fierce from what has been worthwhile to share with someone joint life. That is Capricorn with its requirements, then the Virgin Dutters, then the lions with their fictions. Only and the joy that on the dragged leisure to cush the wine bottle with weights. And at the same time, talk that everything is happening - only for the benefit of the exhausted planet. What to panic - it is better to calmly cut another bottle. You look, and the apocalypse will pass the side. Laughter improves immunity. So do not be beech.