Alexander Melman: New Year's TV: Irony of Fate, or Gulyai, Vasya!

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And on the other hand: what to worry so?! They are those who are there on TV, we wanted better to us. And it turned out as always.

They wanted us at all in this box do not stare, and drank, spruce, communicated with each other. After all, communication is some kind of holiday, it is such a rarity. So, maybe we also say the box to say?

Here is the first, for example, a sample for imitation. Was. Yes, once and "old songs about the main thing", and the "first fast", and the "first house", and what was not there. And now ... they just sing, without any humor (even black!) And irony, without a plot, without comment. They still embarrassed the television snowball in addition (and last year it was, in what know-how!). And here they ... reveals the pike mouth - and it does not hear what sings. And it is right. Turn off your TV and go walk. Chill out Vasya!

But on "Russia" - as in the bank. The same "light", the same characters, the same glued unnatural smiles, the same couplets. Who writes them? Who are these nameless heroes doing it? ..

Yes, that "light", and not that. In that, old, Soviet New Year, people waited for discoveries. And waited! Here you are Pugacheva, the premiere of the song (well, and where you first heard "hey you are there, upstairs!" - Remember?), Here is the group of Stas Namina - "We wish you happiness" ... Now we have happiness, but somehow everyone is not , Plastics.

What else? Well, "culture". Sad, girls. Everything is so chinno, noble. And where is Drive, guys, ladies and gentlemen? There was no driving on the "culture".

These are all cons, but there were advantages. For me, the main plus is hockey. That's why I was all hockey. Russia-Canada - it sounds proudly. Yes, "youth", so what? This hockey of my childhood is actually. So once played in the 70s, the 80s, when the national team or CSKA with Spartak and the "wings" went for the New Year to North America on tour. Oh, what were these tour!

TNT is also plus. Well, plusion. At first they staged karaoke - and got at the very point. Here you caught your Olivier, washed with champagne, they congratulated everyone - and what? Do you want songs? And you sing, and soul sings, and you feel good. And then they gave such a bunny from the "Comedy Club" that I was just awesome. The stiff is called "Frozen". That they spoke each other! And how much sex! Well, in the new year it is possible.

Well, the best of all, in my humble opinion, NTV acted. It was called the "apartment of Margulisa". Rock and roll is alive, and what did you think? What people there are gathered: Shevchuk, Sukachev, Kortnev with Leonidov, Nalitch with Lich, Surganov and orchestra ... Real, Word, People.

It was already: at Rentv at Irena Lesnevskaya, not in this life. Then "Sultular lights 1 and 2" broke the ether completely. Now it was repeated on NTV - and did the right thing.

Well, in general, and that's it. The end of the New Year's Eve, the hangover will come tomorrow, emptiness. Yes, better than the "irony of fate" have not yet invented anything.

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