Joking in Russian: how the stars celebrate the day of laughter

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Anna Semenovich: "The boys from our stream made lists of students" to deductions "

- Usually on April 1, I always play all. But in the student years he himself came to the draw. The boys from our stream made lists of students "to deduct". And they posted them on the bulletin board in the deanate. Came running towards us and shout: "You are expelled!". We run to the bulletin board. We, girls, panic: "How? For what?". While we realized that on April 1, ten minutes passed. And after all, that most amazing, none of us guessed to look into the deanat itself and clarify what's the matter. Of course, during the entire school year, guys regretted many times that they were joking on us.

Margarita Sulankina. .

Margarita Sulankina. .

Margarita Sukhankina: "And here the lead announces:" Meet - Metallica group! "

- A few years ago, on April 1, the group "Mirage" took part in one large concert team in St. Petersburg. The fact that on the calendar this date, we forgot everything in the working bustle. There is a concert. Everything is as usual. There comes the time of our exit to the scene. We stand behind the scenes: I, musicians, several ballet people. And here the presenter announces: "Meet, Metallica!" We, as if nothing had happened to the scene. The presenter rejoices his joke, laughs and tells us that he, they say, called Metallica. And Musicians "Mirage" - a generation brought up on a good old rock. And as soon as they configured the tools, they immediately began to play ... Metallica! The lead I asked from the scene not to be removed: I had to see his eyes! So this is someone who is a picker in this situation. And then we sang a few of our songs to the stormy ovations with the hall with the hall! Everything went fine! Raffle succeeded.

Maria Ivashchenko. .

Maria Ivashchenko. .

Maria Ivashchenko: "A rude man appeared in the room, who said that it would produce disinfection"

- The wonderful draw was invented by the staff of our performance "Territory of Passion". Other actresses sat in the dressing room and prepared for the performance. Suddenly, a rude man appeared in the room, who was joined, a hoarse voice said that now he will produce disinfection, and asked us to go to the exit. The man was in complete outfit, in a mask, with some ballons and equipment. We were frightened and began to hastily put our things. The rest of the guys run into the dressing room and they begin to poured a loud laugh, shouting out: "From April 1!".

Yulia Mikhalkov. Photo: Dmitry Borehin.

Yulia Mikhalkov. Photo: Dmitry Borehin.

Yulia Mikhalkov: "And now my guys from the" Ural Pelmeni "entered into collusion with our administrator"

- We flew to the next tour. There was a long flight to Vladivostok. And here, my guys from the Ural Pelmeni entered into collusion with our administrator and when registering for a flight opposite my last name, there was a marker "Vegetarian food". And everyone knows well that I really love meat and eat only vegetable food for me is unbearable. I got cucumbers, tomatoes and cabbage. Fortunately, the flight attendants found one extra set of normal food for me.

Natalia Gudkov. .

Natalia Gudkov. .

Natalia Gudkov: "On the eve of the day of laughter, the spouse flew from a business trip"

- A couple of years ago, I played her husband with my girlfriend on April 1st. The guys live near me. On the eve of the day of laughter, the spouse of the girlfriend flew from a business trip very tired and early to sleep. The girlfriend pulled the keys from the car out of his pocket, and we overtake the car into my yard. The next morning was panic. He called me: "Natasha! My car hijacked !!! " And I calmly say so: "Dim, what are you? You myself came to me yesterday and I needed a car in my yard for some reason. Here it is under the window. " When he realized that we played it, we thought we would not like. But Dima has a wonderful sense of humor, we laughed together. He promised to "revenge" and me, and his wife.

Diana Khodakovskaya. .

Diana Khodakovskaya. .

Diana Khodakovskaya: "Sergey rode in the specified car and depicted drunk deboshir"

- The wonderful draw was invented by my Gemini Friends Sergey and Dima. The case was in the Moscow metro. By agreement, Dima was waiting for the train at a certain metro station (the number of the train and the carriage were also stipulated in advance). Sergey with the company was driving in a stipulated car and depicted a drunk rowdy. His "drunken trunks" was tired of passengers, and two guys (of course their own!) Sergey pushed out from the car. The door closed ... Sergey ran up to Perrons, shouting in the threat ... Naturally, passengers discussed this event ... And on the next station, Sergey burst into the car (of course, it was a twin brother Dima!) And began to shout something like: "To offend me! .. ". The reaction of others can not be conveyed - it was necessary to see!

Irina Vlad. .

Irina Vlad. .

Irina Vlad: "At the next minute, we were expelled from the institution"

- At twelve years I went to Germany. Then I studied in the seventh school class with an in-depth study of the German language and believed that I was superbly speaking and I had a gorgeous pronunciation. With these abilities, I decided to shine in front of my girlfriends. We came to the cafe, and I am very loud, so that everyone heard, began to place an order in German. At first, the waiter looked at us questioningly. I a little louder repeated the order. Silence reigned around, everyone turned to our table. I was not confused and made an order again. At the next minute, we were expelled from the institution. As it turned out, I confused the meaning of the words and instead of the chicken grill required a peel of seedlor.

Olga Makovetskaya. .

Olga Makovetskaya. .

Olga Makovetskaya: "I start to sing and understand that a cartoon voice is under the speakers"

- My musicians played me. We had a concert just on April 1st. I go to the scene, all beautiful, lyrical. The song is very beautiful. I start to sing and understand that a completely cartoon voice is passed from the speakers. Musicians play as if nothing had happened. The audience laughs. I'm in a panic, but I continue to sing. It turned out that my sound engineer connected a computer mark to the console, which distort his voice. I congratulated everyone on the day of laughter and continued the concert with my voice. But the audience really liked this number, everyone thought that it was so conceived, because on the calendar the day of laughter.

Elena Krylova. .

Elena Krylova. .

Elena Krylova: "I even thought that the producer was playing me"

- Practically anecdotal situation occurred when I made an apartment Bari Alibasov. At the very end of the project, just on April 1, Baria Karimovich brought the original Van Gogog to the apartment and asked him to "attach him" somewhere. Each professional will understand my stupor. As a rule, if the customer has such values, they become the center of design and everything else is created in such a way as to profitably emphasize the masterpiece. Color gamut, interior items. In the end, there is the most profitable place for the painting. In our case, everything was done. I even thought that thus the producer played me. But it turned out that Baria Karimovich simply forgot me to say that he has such a picture. Fortunately, everything cost, but I was pretermanding.

Irina Dolka. .

Irina Dolka. .

Irina Dolka: "Both pants are shorter than you need, almost 20 centimeters"

- Once, when I was just started to engage in the design of clothes, a friend asked me to smoke jeans (quite expensive). And since hemmed had a lot (the man is small and plump), he asked an excess cloth to cut off. We all measured, clearly outlined the cut line. A familiar left, I began to work, did everything just perfectly and clearly by challenges. The next day, a friend came, I asked him to immediately try jeans. This comrade goes to the neighboring room, after a while returns in terrible confusion. It turns out that both pants are shorter than necessary, almost 20 centimeters, and jeans looked like breeches. I fell on a sofa in a pre-imaging state - I spoiled my pants, and they are so expensive and beautiful. Nightmare. And suddenly I see that a friend begins to laugh - it turns out, he just got inside the pants. This is his joke such was prepared for April 1.

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"Choir Turkish". .

Mikhail Turkish: "And then the technical director says that the time of our concert was postponed for an hour."

- It was in 2013. Just on April 1, a concert was held in Saratov as part of a tour tour. Before it, we have already passed the cities of 5-6. And then the technical director says that the time of our concert was postponed an hour earlier due to the lack of electricity on the site for some kind of local DC debt. Like, force majeure and you need to have time to hold a concert to complete "electrotype". Honestly, I even had thoughts did not arise to compare it all on the day of laughter. At that moment I was worried only one thing: people who bought tickets know about it. The whole technical team assured - of course, everything is informed, everything will be fine! Then it was the most interesting: before the start of the concert - a minute, a light mandrage before meeting with your favorite public. The first composition is playing, our exit. According to the director, in this room we had to go to the audience through the scenic smoke, appearing in the dark. Therefore, at first the room was not clear. But by the end of the song, the rays of the light began to break through, and I noticed that in the hall - several people. The first reaction shock! The second - how could this happen and what to do now? These thoughts swept in my head in the colors of seconds. After that I looked at the soloists and realized that they continue to sing as if nothing had happened. Then I thought: here they are, real artists! What hardening, excerpt and respect for those present. Although in the soul, the incredible is definitely happening. After all, for the artist to see empty halls - it's terrible not to come up with! And suddenly, due to the scenes, applause and laughter are heard: "The Choir of Turkish, from April 1! And wait for your audience in an hour, according to purchased tickets! ". So the team joked ruthlessly above us. We then remembered it for a long time! But in an hour we had anchlag. Spectators did not even imagine how we were waiting for them!

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