More precisely, I remember what twenty-seven years. In those glorious times, they still did not know about star videos, but if something eccentric was needed, Jenna Marbles could well replace Bjork. And I was not married, it's easy to rise and poorly imagined life after forty. Now I have such a life very well, and in many ways it even likes me that I am completely not surprising - I am a man, and in contrast to women, we can easily treat your own age.
Probably, this controversial statement is enough to call me a sexist, but I do not change my mind. Of course, the process of rapprochement of floors is gaining momentum. Men adopt female habits, girls are not without pleasure discovering for themselves what is usually called the playboev lifestyle. But in some situations we are still on different sides of the barricades. And even women whom we sometimes call "our guy", pour tears on the topic "Life cannot be turned back." The other day, one friend said that his wife had a light age depression. For forty wife, she's cutting like a razor a sense of humor, she understands wines, knows the difference between Monet and Mane and does not even confuse David Bowie with Nick Keive, which is very cool for the girl. And she was Raskisl at the thirty years of his girlfriend, who I still took a schoolgirl to work and considered almost younger sister. "Imagine, her so-called younger sister said himself with Botoks," said upset husband. - Here is a wife and Handrith. Says, if she is already with Botoks, what am I, old woman, do?! " The remedy for the Handra in the end was: the girl flew into Portugal, where Portverine was very successfully used as an antidepressant. Another acquaintance in a similar situation found a consolation in Moscow. "Of course, I will never have such a skin like my new assistant, but she needs to grow to such a leather goods," the top manager gigged the big company, pressing a new bag from the old woman Vivienne to the heart.
I never understand it. Why are adults, smart, successful and very well-groomed aunts in each mirror find a reason for disappointment? Why even a good education is not able to deal with envy in relation to the waist of some skinny model? And why women still did not understand that the suspenders make faces of vulgar? With these questions, I turned to my wife, not forgetting to add, as she was lucky with me, a guy who does not tragedies from his age. "Lucky," the wife said. - Maybe it's still lucky to get through to my cosmetologist. The poor thing has a single free minute. He says the men in front of the holiday season just crazy. Everyone, unlike you, they want to raise. "