Genital plastic
I heard about this business literally first-hand - from a friend who was not afraid to go under the scalpel for the sake of intimate happiness - therefore, it was not just like that, but on the recommendation.
Meets me a friendly doctor, invites you to the Cabinet:
"You can not be shy me, my main task is to help people solve intimate problems." What worries you?
I explain to the doctor that fortunately, nothing seriously disturbing me - except for some routine in bed, which is observed in any long marriage. I feel that it turns out not very clearly. Finally, I take myself in my hands and wipe:
- I would like to do something like that with me, special - so that the husband could not break away from me - well, like a woman. I want to become an indispensable for him, the only one in its kind - to left and not watched. Well, you understand ...
- Of course I understand! - The doctor is rejoiced. - In relations two there are many things that seem deeply personal and irreversible - ordinary, mutual cooling, lack of desire, withering one of the partners. Many simply do not know that the second breath has become routine intimate relations more often by the forces not a psychologist, but just as intimoplasty - a plastic surgeon specializing in genitalia. With us you can completely change your life!
Girlfriend in a big secret reported to me that she fell ... his main biblical place! According to her, it gives her husband with nothing comparable sensations. "My say that it is even cooler than deprive of innocence! - told a friend about the impressions of their spouse. - I am now like an eternal virgin. Rather, I always have it as if the second time in my life! "
And yet I somehow awkwardly ask the doctor about earsing in the forehead. I squeeze out female modesty as a slave - dropped:
- What can you offer? And so that not very expensive? And so that the rehabilitation is not very long?
The doctor puts on glasses and comes to the question thoroughly:
- Scalpel will save you from complexes, and from problems in personal life. In some cases, on time, the plastic surgery for correcting the shape of the genital organs can save a person from the treatment of a psychiatrist. The doctor will eliminate what prevents the feelings completely survive, trust a loved one. Therefore, in order to understand what you personally need you, I have to examine you.
Well, what to do, myself came ...
After inspection on the usual gynecological chair, the doctor will summarize:
- Well, aesthetically you are all right. I would recommend you to restore your virginity, it is now very fashionable. It costs only $ 12,500, and the husband will certainly appreciate such a royal gift! We have a hymenoplasty - an operation to restore virginity - is done in day hospital and lasts no more than half an hour. After you, a couple of hours, budget under the supervision of doctors in a special chamber. If no complications are revealed, on the same day we will go home. Rehabilitation period - just 2-3 days. The operation is very simple, anesthesia for choosing is a general or local.
I promise to think about the proposal to become a girl again, in 40 years it is especially tempting. In the meantime, I ask me to familiarize me with the list of other tuning of intimate places. Good doctor reassigns me a clinic manager.
From the Static Active Lady named Tatiana, I learn that intimate plastic genitals most often do according to aesthetic indications - if the patient or patient believe that their causal places are not sufficient enough. Another reason to interfere with the intimate sphere with a scalpel - the desire to gripe between the legs "exclusive" and "suck" your partner on him.
- Full confidentiality and compliance with medical ethics are guaranteed! - Cleisko speaks Tatiana. Must be, assure the patient in the fact that his difficulties (or fantasy?) Will not go beyond the walls of the clinic - one of its honorary duties.
The manager says that in the first place in popularity is the most "reducing vagina", it is worth this pleasure of 34 thousand rubles:
- This simple and fast operation is shown to women in which, due to childbirth or too active sexual life, the tissue of the vagina stretched so that they had caused the lack of satisfaction in sex life and her partner. In this case, an operational decrease in the size of the entrance to the vagina and the vagina itself. On the rear wall of the vagina, a small incision is made, and then the fabrics are tight in such a way that the entrance to the vagina is reduced. Of course, the partner of such a woman has a feeling of sex with it several times more and more colorful! All our patients and their husbands are very satisfied. You understand: the woman has a giving birth just from nature can no longer be there so narrowly ...
According to Tatiana, immediately behind the "decrease" according to the degree of demand, the clitoris plastic follows. The price of this sexual improvement ranges from 10 to 30 thousand and depends on the testimony:
- Operations on the clitoris, like all operations in the intimate zone, are divided into cosmetic and functional, "explains the manager. - The first are the reduction operations and less frequently on the increase in the clitoris, the second is the surgical exposure of the clitoris, when a woman, due to the structure of the genital organs, is difficult to clutter orgasm. It is impossible to underestimate this small organ, sometimes on it - in the literal sense! - It costs the whole personal life of a woman.
Tatiana tells me that a woman who is available to clitious orgasm, and its partner gives a completely special feeling, since its muscles are somehow more specially reduced.
The top three closes the plastic of the germ lips at a price of 14 thousand rubles. If you believe the clinic manager, in the past few years the popularity of this service has increased at times.
- Many women suffer from the asymmetry of small sexes or simply the inestticities of their species. Previously, intimate problems of this kind were trying to silence, but with the development of medicine it became possible in the shortest possible time and at an affordable price to solve all problems. Most of our patients want to have small sex lips that are completely covered with large sexual lips. Different disadvantages of the appearance of Genitals cause women a sense of constraint and stiffness, which negatively affects their sex life. To the whole of the rest of the hypertrophy of small sexual lips, the woman gives discomfort during the sexual act of its partner!
According to the assurance of the manager, the price of intimate plastics is available to many, and contraindications to operations of this kind and restrictions after them are very few. In the first 5-7 days after surgery, it is recommended to sit less, as well as avoid severe physical work, thermal procedures and alcohol intake - all this can provoke bleeding. Semi life can be renewed as healing, it will take from 1 week to month - depending on the type of operation. But after the recovery of virginity, sex life can be started on the same day. Why pull something, actually? For all and was done!
- Agree! - I am radiantly smiling Tatiana me. - If you go right today to inspect a gynecologist and surrender analyzes, we will write you to the operation right for tomorrow! In the clinic we will spend 1 day, and you will be more like a new one later! And your husband does not believe your happiness! From "sex bombs", which we produce here, men then just can not break away! - And Tatiana plot foggers me. And handing me a visit to the clinic, adds:
- And then the husband is given: we also increase the penis here and straighten up!
Intimate Tata
"Our ancestors perfectly surrendered to themselves that an intimate tattoo is the best way to attract the attention of the opposite sex! In ancient times, as soon as a person reached puberty, the ornaments of a spiral form were applied to his genitals: they mean her readiness for marriage, and a man - the presence of sexual strength, "the elite tattoo lounge on the Taganka in the network. I immediately know about me, do I apply to my intimate male wizard zone or write me to the girl?
"But I'm still not sure if I will do," I doubt, "I would see the catalog ...
- Come! - Confidently call me at that end of the wire. - We will certainly find anything like that. The main thing you are on the right track! Intimate tattoo increase the erotic attractiveness of the female body.
In the elite salon - twilight and smell of incense. Periodically, masters and customers of both sexes disappear in the depths of the institution. A pretty girl with blue hair, completely covered with tattoos, explains that there is "Operating" and gives me a catalog. While I'm leafing it, she willingly respond to my numerous questions:
- We have a lot of customers - both men and women. But intimate tattooes are still more often applied. Modern girls want to express themselves, stand out and emphasize their sexual appeal. They wish to assert not at someone else's account, but using the resources of your own body. As our idol Angelina Jolie says: "Tatoo is the personification of its organs." Angie has a few intimate tattoo: two black Indian symbols at the bottom of the lower back, and between them - the window. Across the bottom of the abdomen - the proverb on Latin: "QUOD ME NUTRIT ME DESTRUIT" ("What nourishes me, destroys me"). And in the most intimate zone, the actress is written by Billy Bob. This is the name of Billy Bob Thornton, her second husband. And do not think that only strippers or simulators who earn the body tattooed their genitals who earn the body. Intimate tattooes order ordinary girls who wish to sue themselves. We, by the way, students of the day office - Discounts: Each second sex tattoo - for half a half!
Well this is how much they need to be done to get a discount for "every second" discount! However, the catalog that demonstrates the work of the local masters is clearly convincing me: some are simply infinite (and genital)! Until the depths of the soul, I am amazed by a large portrait of Fidel Castro with an extremely expressive revolutionary gloss in the eyes, in the colors depicted ... I apologize, on a male penis! Otherwise, as portraits of leaders in genitalia allow men to embody their imperial ambitions - at least at the level below the belt! Perhaps a meeting of my husband. And even I pay him a comrade Castro - as a gift to some holiday!
But the legendary commandant Che - and also on a male causal place! Poor Senor Che Guevara! Even somehow awkwardly watch his eyes ...
Among the options for women's intimate tattops, I literally fascinates a playful pussy, very naturally depicted "right there." And also luxurious, crimson with gold, flame languages, extend, apologize for the details, from the rear pass. It looks very impressive! I also like the lioness with a predatory swollen mouth and attentive green eyes - you understand her yourself, where. But the mane takes up, covering the whole lower part of the belly of a girl posing with this artistic delight. Eh, straight eyes scatter! I do not know what to choose!
- You can apply an intimate tattoo with different colors and shades, emphasizing your sexual advantages and retouching flaws - meanwhile the girl has been broadcast. - If the chest is ugly, you can cover it with an intricate pattern, distracting attention from the imperfection of the form. If you want to draw attention to your appetizing ass or hint on the possibility of anal sex, cover the spacion pattern. Some even ordered the arrow pointing down. Pictures on the inside of the hips and on the lap itself - a win-win option for those who want to cheer up and re-excite their regular partner. There are no borders in the intimate tattoo: where exactly and to what extent - depends only on your imagination and degree of liberation.
I am already vaguely guess that in the proposed sketches of my relationship, perhaps, not enough ... But just in case I will seece the flame from the priests. The girl is checked with the price list:
- Basic price - 14 thousand rubles. But if you want a bonfire more or, on the contrary, smaller, it will vary ...
I promise to call back as soon as I defined with the sizes of a flame from the rear pass.
Bikini-Design
In the next tuning salon below the belt, I am convinced me that an intimate tattoo is nothing without using intimate wigs, genital haircuts with stacking and piercing. All this together is called "bikini-design". The variety of masterpieces of this art can also be admired in the catalog.
- Bikini-design needs to be able to wear and show and show! - convinces me another girl manager. - Here, of course, much depends on your grace and plastics, from liberty.
I recognize that "Bikini-design is an art of intimate beauty, which fully reveals in us intimate, allows you to satisfy our life with sensuality and give our partner sincere pleasure from the contemplation of our body." Artistic intervention in the bikini zone is needed both for a hygienic goal that allows you to contain an intimate area in the order and for the correction of the view of our nude nature. According to the cabin employee, with the help of a well-chosen shape of a haircut on a causal place, you can improve the visual effect of your "nude" and hide disadvantages - to narrow too wide hips, lengthen too short legs, etc. But the main goal of such decoration is to excite sexual desire Partner.
I study the fashionable styles of intimate hairstyles this season. My attention is attracted by two - "Oscar" and crescent in Muslim style. In the light of the recent ceremony of handing Oscar and excitement in the Arab East, both look more apparently. I'm interested in the price of the question.
- I draw your attention to that the full bikini design includes not only a curly haircut of an intimate area, but also partial depilation, painting of pubic hair in the desired tone and decor with rhinestones. Therefore, the price is negotiable - from 10 thousand rubles and higher, it all depends on your imagination and creative suggestions of the Master.
Heat sighs hard and confess that the price "bites".
"Well, since it is expensive to you," the manager pulls disappointed, almost immediately losing interest to me, "do at least complete epilation of the intimate zone. It improves sensory - the sensitivity of erogenous zones - your and partner. But only it is not for us. We have a high art ...
Well, yes, high art below the belt.
Epilation of a new generation
Complete removal of the entire hair cover in the intimate zone is done in beauty salons. If the epilation of the "bikini zone" is around and about, then the procedure under the code name "deep bikini" is, let's say so, for a complete "zero".
- For this zone, we recommend a laser or photoepilation, "tells me a smiling uncle in a white coat, which presented as a cosmetologist-dermatologist. - Laser hair removal is effective only for ferrous hair and only in some separate parts of the body. Photoepilation is suitable for more sensitive skin. The procedure is simple, takes 40 minutes. You go to a comfortable anatomical chair, a cooling gel is applied to the crotch skin, which reduces the sensitivity and protecting the skin. After that, they carry out the processing of the entire epilacable region: the skin is driven by the tip from a quartz crystal, by means of which there is a flash of light that destroys the hair onion. Some patients feel tingling, but it quickly passes. For a sustainable result, a minimum of 7-8 sessions will be required, sessions must be carried out no more than once every 3-4 weeks. But the result after photoepilation justifies the funds spent: after the course of the procedures, the hair does not grow for more than 5 years, and some disappear forever.
- This is probably usually done before the battle season? - I specify.
- Why? - the cosmetologist dermatologist is finely smiling. - Deep bikini - the first need for those who want to increase the sensitivity of their genital organs, facilitate the partner's access to them and, of course, for those who practice anal sex. Agree, 10 thousand rubles, which we take for 5 procedures, do not feel good for it!
Yeah, not that word!
My best gift
To admit, the prices for beauty, which, by definition, doomed most of the time to be buried under the cowards, frustrate me! But at the same time, the piquancy seen in the intimate tattoo catalog still does not give me rest! And although I still don't decide on the flame from the priority in the elite salon, but I do not lie to find through the familiar proven and inexpensive private tattoo masters. Still, I have already promised my husband a surprise! I myself find in advance the internet sketches of pictures that I would like to see in your intimate zone - and I come to the master with ready-made printouts.
Now at the very bottom of the loin - as they say, on the edge of the foul - I have a fleur-de-lis (Fleur de Lili - heraldic lily, a symbol of French royal power). And on the left buttock - a rose on a long stem is a sign of innocence lost by love. All this beauty cost me just three thousand rubles, and the husband's reaction was much more! He first opened his mouth, and then he could only squeeze: "Well, very sexy!" And then I overheard how he brags before buddies: "And my one is still new!" And what a loving wife can be the best gift?