Epigraph:
A river begins with a blue bitch
Well, and friendship begins with a smile ...
(from the songs of our childhood)
I believe that I believe every animal ...
Hate your husband's buddies? And that's all because you have to constantly lean the drunkard Vasya, then the business of the bombing to your bottle? Or a womanika Petya, everlasting your narrowed to dubious bachers? Do not hurry to drive the bastards in the neck! You see that your man is terribly poured when you are Nareskov with his friends. And it does not torment them away from home at all. Therefore, pretend that you completely trust your chosen one: they say, talk with whom you want, dear, nothing bad for you will not even lip back ... And in the meantime, we are calmly thinking about how to get rid of hated man sicks. However, remember: only knowingly harmful buddies should survive from the house - and then bypass maneuvers. And not very malicious will have to suffer - for the sake of your beloved. And it will not work without male friendship!
But to figure out who from the more dangerous for your family hearth, the "enemy" should be aware of the face. Therefore, take yourself in hand and meet the comrades of your man closer. And then identify them according to the list below. From it, you will find out the degree of danger of every "beast" and, if you decide to drive it out of your home reserve, you can open a hunt for all the rules.
ELK
What kind of beast? This is a kind of malfunction, fan fishing and beer. Most likely, it is working with your man since student or even school times. Although he could be born at work. All he needs from your beloved is that he sometimes makes him a company in the departure to nature. In the cold season, the invitation to break the tent camp near the reservoir may vary on the surgent on the heated country, to the city bath or any event that implies joint drinking of beer.
Signs of type. Elk - in essence, harmless animal. The only "ambush" is that he never offers his friends to capture loved ones with him. If elk himself has a family, he will rather take into his turcoming children (mostly, male) rather than an expensive half. Elked sincerely believes that some entertainment is invented exclusively for men. The ladies, in his opinion, are capable of spoiling the most excellent Klevel and poison the most pleasant beer intermediary.
Features of rational hunting. The moose is not necessary to exterminate the root, after all, he is not a predator. It is enough to put him a couple of cafaches so that he remembers - some protected corners of your men belong only to you, and it is categorically forbidden to climb there. For example, if the elk offers your beloved to go fishing exactly on your birthday or in a bath on December 31, we show hardness and do not let go of your man. If yours becomes heaven and refer to the fact that "the moose, they say, the wife went ...", you have a chief trump card - clear arguments in favor of your act. Tell your beloved that you love him very much, and that's why you do not want to split him into the days important for you. And in not very important - why not let me go boss with elk? It is completely safe. Women in the company Elk is not found, you can be sure. Yes, and beer - nevertheless not vodka. And, if you're lucky, then the husband is still killed home.
DOG
What kind of beast? The dog is very devoted to your spouse or boyfriend and in response is waiting for the same rejogeless support and help. As a rule, with your chosen one, PSA connects army, sports or any no less courageous friendship. The dog has repeatedly cut off a friend in difficult situations, and your favorite paid him the same. There was a time when they slept in one sleeping bag (barracks, chamber, ward) and the last robust honestly divided in half. The dog sincerely believes that since that time nothing has changed. And if one of them "Gorbushka" is thicker (in the form of a cozy homemade spot, beauties and delicious food), why not share all this with the best friend?
Signs of type. In principle, there is no special damage from the PSA. In addition, he can ask for a spent on any moment or live (if it is nonresident). Or ask money in debt. And your loved one will never refuse him: after all, in such a situation, Pes will never refuse him. In addition, "rags" on his faithful dogs your man is experiencing harder: friendship with him for him is holy. And therefore, if a friendly help is required somewhere around the polar circle, your beloved, without hesitation, will take off the anchor and he will seek to render it. And if the depression will begin your satellite life, do not even doubt - the dog will settle in your house and will be handed over to the unfortunate brandy.
Features of rational hunting. Trying to drive out the dog from the house - the case is unreasonable and dangerous. Your man can be offended not at the joke and from you two to choose PSA. If the dog was still very much, try to overload it. Loading it for the most prominent requests for friendly and financial assistance - and, behind your beloved. Do not forget to warn PSA that all of what you say is strictly between you and ask him not to give you her husband. And I will tell a mournful tone: they say, your one is so modest, it will never say, but in fact a long time in the debts as in the silks (they would love to borrow!), He does not fit anywhere (in a sanatorium it would be good to arrange!), With Works are about to pass out (find a warm place!) Yes, and with housing it's time to solve something ... You can not be afraid: the dog will not give you. If your husband's dog is in fact and not a dog at all, but a freezer with Gnitza, he will shoot the rods soon - and then God forbid himself, a friend himself will ask him about help. Well, if your man's man is a real, loyal dog, he will ask you how to help you better. From the soul thank him and do not regret the rug in your home for him - what to ride a good beast?
Pig
What kind of beast? Pork can stick to your man anywhere - on the rest, in the store and in the common company. This is just that an animal that is capable of a while at the most inopportune moment to declare your man with a bottle of vodka or invite it without you to some suspicious event. At the same time, on all your claims, the pigs will talk about you in the third person, even in your presence: "And what is it so harmful to you? All our let go beyond you! Or have you already gave you not to trust you? " All this sets up your man on a malicious way - and, in relation to the pig, and to you. And the pig is only so necessary! Then, having accepted on the third, or stretching your fabulous stuff "Baba", he slammed him on his shoulder and sympathize: "Do not be offended, Kolyan, but you dissolve your smoke! Ta-ah-a-kaya bitch! "
Signs of type. Pork, as a rule, is not lucky in relations with women. Even if he acquires half, then not for long. Therefore, he is very annoying when someone is fine. Understanding that in love, he will succeed already hardly, the pig prefers to confuse the society of the family fathers and set them up against wives. This is mounted for a certain revenge for his own integrity.
Features of rational hunting. From the pig it is necessary to unambiguously get rid of - otherwise it will not assign until it destroys your family. The easiest and surest way to lure the pig trap is to begin with your lover playfully winking the pig, and then pinch him under the knee table. The main thing is that the pigs believe that you are breathing uneven to him. Then he will undoubtedly begin to show no response signs of attention to you - suddenly at least with you, finally, "Break"? In addition, to beat off a friend from a friend - very cool and pussy! Pepper flirting, of course, do not take away from your belly eye. Perhaps he will ask a friendship direct question, to which he will sweep his favorite slogan: "All women are fools, and yours is foolish everyone!" Well, if you, at the case, having filled eyes, tell your husband, how the pigs crumples the flattering compliments and hints that "he would have done you happy, unlike some ..." Here is a friendship.
GOOSE
What kind of beast? Goose is such an inflated bird that always boasts your own achievements before your men, gradually encourages him to all dubious divids. Most often, goose flies to the peasant at work or "stretches" from distant, burdened by complexes of childhood. For example, goose is to your cool mobile phone, in an expensive suit and diamond cufflinks and between the case says: "Yes, garbage - won in the casino! Want, I will tell you where the bets are good? ". Or in the colors painting the purchase of a new car or cottage, explaining: "Yes, the guys are authoritative lent, chic conditions - consider, at all you can not give away. Give a phone? " Options are possible if your narrowed and goose is from one professional sphere. Then the goose jackets may look like this: "Yes, I have the dissertation, consider in your pocket. Dellections: I was Ivan Ivanovich Konyaka set, and Mary Ivanna looked expressively in the neck. " And the fact that a long time and tightly encoded Ivan Ivanovich immediately dismisses the employees who brought him a alcohol, and the old Virgin Mary Ivanna writes a lifetime on the "immoral element", the goose does not care. Rather, he only needs to be him - that your husband sat down in a puddle. After installing the comrade in the adventure, goose itself, as a rule, goes dry out of the water. And then it can be easily concerned about you with the words: "Well, Loch is yours! We must know with whom to associate your life! " And at the same time, it messes his feathers, that it becomes quite obvious - life must be associated with him! It is not difficult to guess what moves Gusem: this is a banal envy and congenital meanness. But as it does not see and does not understand his friend - that is, your husband is a mystery.
Signs of type. Goose devour the soothed complexes: he dreamed of all his life better than everyone, but it never managed to him. And he suffers from it to such an extent, that it is capable of even leaving someone from someone or cufflinks (and even a gorgeous blonde!) - If only "to dirty" before the friend. Guseu is quite a fairly short effect, the feeling that in this second is the cooler of it only eggs. And since in the depths of the soul, goose still realizes that in life is flawed, then it tries to slip down a more successful drunkenness.
Features of rational hunting. Of course, the goose is better to have on the table with an apple in the ass than behind the table as a friend. But to roast and eat this bird, you must first catch it. For this, production should be properly driven by using its weaknesses. A request for help of the goose is not to scare: he will not give money for money, but here's a "useful" advice - always please! In no case do not let the beloved follow the goose tips, and even for a long time will have to rake the consequences. The most proven "antgusin" method is to set yourself even steeper than it. Uluchi moment and tell Gusu "In the Secret" about the dizzying successes of your man in business, hinting, as in sex equal he is not, and the demonstration of the new mink mate, donated with his beloved (if you don't have it, you can easily be a guss and lend him to girlfriend ). Here you will see, the legs goose more in your house will not be!