Epigraph:
She threw a suitcase,
The feet packed the sofa,
Picture, basket, cardboard ...
Give my dog!
S. Ya. Marshak
Sofa, suitcase, sac - ...
Animator (Massow-Casting) of one of the hotels, which in the Turkish shore, firmly in love with our tourists, shared with me his exclusive know-how. By big secret, of course. But I can't not warn you, girls, women's solidarity is still. My informant asked him to call him just Ahmed, not mentioning the name - Well, it can be understood! It turns out that Ahmed and its Turkish companions have long been adapted to determine how much one or another resort person is ready for amourous adventures on vacation - by what kindness it settles into the hotel! "Everything is very simple," says Ahmed. "You stand in the lobby of the hotel and wait for a new check-in arriving from the airport. Noticing a nice lady, you immediately look that she drags with them, or that the porter is lucky. If the girl's luggage is right - count, she is already half your one. "
Picture, basket, cardboard ...
Here is the observation of the "hotel" macho named just Ahmed, based, it is necessary to believe in great experience and verified by experimentally. So, if the lady "gives to luggage" ...
... Corporate Case on wheels.
With a lady that rolls in front of him an elegant suitcase with a comfortable handle, porridge, most likely not weld. Well, tell me, there will be such a fifa to have sex on the beach or jumping like a goat around the mountain paths to cake crawling out of the throat at the foot of the waterfall? And even if suddenly "lady with a case" agree to all this, the troubles will not be worn with her: it will constantly whine that the circle is hot, the fruit is unwashed, the sea is dirty, the food is acute ... And in the end, it will pull out a lot of money from you, and then And will not give. So it is better not to lose in this time.
…Backpack.
With these girls, you can be healthy on the disco and drink beer. They will gladly fuck you on a moped, jump in a tandem with a parachute, fly for your boat on water skiing and play the beach volleyball in one bikini. However, it is worth hinting for something more, they begin to laugh loudly and unearthly, stating: "Ahmed - you are an excellent guy! But I love sports. "
... Many big and small bags and packages.
The lady, which is confused in his own hand bag and does not really know how many "places" she has, and you will confuse that it does not seem little. At first it will be long and tedious to search for a package lost on the road from the airport, and you like a ram, you will stand and translate her sighty claims to the storm porter. Then the package will be found in her bottomless bag, but she does not like the room that she was allocated. And she will need you again - to beat compensation for the moral damage caused, and also to listen to that we do not have a service in the country, and the garbage. So, as you can see a woman who did not bother to fold all the belongings in a single suitcase, run away from her! Otherwise you will arrange her life until the end of her stay.
... little dog.
Already the fact that the lady went on the rest of the unfortunate animal, says that it is a person with oddities and is better to stay away from it. And she, most likely, will devote all the leave of his co-co or fi. Lady with a dog will be time to figure out the closest trimming salon, the courses of growing angry and still hell knows what. Contrary to all prohibitions, she will be cheeky to be with her bowls in a restaurant, and in the evenings stubbornly wander the favorite on the hotel's beach. All comments about dog excrement on the beach sand dog breeding will only be indignantly snorting. And Her Bologna will try to pull your leg with such persistence, as if I had passed more than one rate of evil.
... sports bag.
This is perhaps the best luggage "place." The girl arriving on vacation with a bulk bag over his shoulder, as a rule, knows exactly what she wants. And she wants to relax well. In her not a small, but a compact bag for sure there was a place and sexual bikini, and evening dress, and convenient sneakers. And as experience shows, a woman who gathered competently, intends to miss anything - and dancing under the moon, and wine at sunset, and the arms of a strong oriental man ... so why not help her take everything that is rich in our fertile coast?
... Suitcase without a handle.
This is a special kind of baggage, namely, a legitimate spouse. This bad bar can not take himself to take himself - so dragging behind his half as the tail, Kaniuch: "There is absolutely nothing to do, I didn't have to go, only the money was in vain ..." However, it is worth such a gentleman to accommodate some The occupation, how it is later in the afternoon, you will not ourselves! And it also stops spend the night in the room. One such "luggage place" I took between the case in the casino - yes there left until the end of the holidays. Another in a quiet attached to Diving: he looked like, so then until the end of the term pops up just a couple of times. And I did not lose in vain with his wife! So, girls, come to us - you can even with suitcases without pens! We organize the hobbies here, but we will show you what this Eastern hospitality is.
From the author:
Well, now we know the most important thing - you can gather on vacation !!