Love and shopping ... how to confuse

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Someone calculated that this year a little more than half of the French decided to get rid of their Christmas gifts. They were handed over to the stores, put on Evay - in general, with all the truths and untrue, they tried to return to themselves the money. Personally, I'm not surprised at all. If you were surrounded by a pioneer architecture, and a good wine was constantly splashing in the stomach, you would also be capricious. It will be interesting to know what the French will do with their gifts on Valentine's Day. Probably, they will also shift physiognomy, because on the day of all lovers everything is much more difficult. If for Christmas or New Year a gift is a sign of the fact that you just remember a person, then on Valentine's day to show a good memory, you still need evidence of fervent feelings.

Somehow, without a daughter to school, I noticed a couple of high school on the threshold. Young creatures kept hands and gently watched each other in their eyes. And it is in the winter at eight in the morning! Here they have no problems on Valentines day with gifts - they will not have any problems - they fall on two boxes of candies with a heart on the packaging and will take ... What are they doing there now? Surely something low-rotten, and be sure to with your laptops. And what to do to us, worthless people who do not buy candies with hearts on the boxes? Here, of course, you can again agree to sexual inequality. When it comes to gifts, then men are really becoming real sufferers. The very idea that you need to go to the shopping center, for many of us it can be a serious emotional shock. I was in one of these ridiculous structures before the New Year, when my wife and I chose gifts for relatives. And if we were abandoned, it might there could be an opinion that I am a gloomy scoundrel, whose lexicon is limited to the word "no". But it is not so. I just found myself on the enemy territory, tried to go into a deaf defense and still suffered a crushing defeat. But if then there was a loving wife, who, after a execution, took me to the bar, then a gift for the spouse would have to choose in solitary voyage. You can, of course, immediately swim in the bar, but the experience suggests that it will not end.

There is another problem that is indicated by the question: "How much are you ready to spend on your favorite?" And here, of course, it is better to take advantage of what is usually called male prudence. "Lexus"? Before the poor, the inexpressive car on which people are moving without fantasy. You do not need this at all. "Apple" phone? Are you kidding? He has long ceased to be considered steep. I recently turned out to be in the subway with a thick bow in the pink cap, and so she pulled out the fifth iPhone from his pocket of his disgusting coat, on the screen of which the subscriber "Hubby" was shining. One friend somehow went to buy this miracle of technology, but changed my mind when I saw a lined apparatus in hairy pairs of some kind of men, who was breathing with ovearrows and piled into "Well, wait!". Do you really want to be in such a philistine company? I knew the same type that loved to give my girlfriends expensive underwear. He said that girls were always delighted. Most likely this is a monstrous lie, he just loved to wear it himself. We have been sympathetic to a colleague, who with a doomed view suffered their credit card on the confusion in the Carrera Y Carrera boutique behind the ring, which was as long as his wife. She, of course, wears him, but from time to time calls himself pompous fool, if he asked such nonsense, because Tsatski - not the most important thing.

In general, this is a dead end. Dear ladies, we do not know what to give you, and the more you think about it, the likely the purchase of useless and disgusting to the appearance of the subject becomes. Therefore, I will act the old proven way. A bouquet of flowers that appeal to his loving heart to protect him from the frost. Love love!

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