One day my wife says: "I leave you from you. Tonight. To the James officer. " "What are you? - I am amazed. - James employee is terrible! And fat. Although, of course, a good specialist. " And the wife says: "Ah, leave your dirty insinuations, James and I will do Software Release."
Well, I had to silence. Work is holy. I myself, by the way, yesterday until 6:30 stayed, and I had nothing for it. Nearly. So I did not say anything on this, but only I say: "Is it possible to do Software Release during working hours?" "Well, you're retrorad! - Wife outraged. - We have programs on the Internet server! And during the working hours they ride clients. And when in California, the working day ends, in our exactly 9 pm. Here we are the wheels in the server and pump up. " I say: "But your server is in some Pennsylgia, why do you need to go home to James?" And the wife says: "I am a young girl, innocent, and never practicing it yet. And James will teach me everything. "
She kissed children and left. And I went to sleep. Only something bad sleep. As it struck eleven, let me, I think I will call her. Moreover, at that time she promised to be at home. I am typing her celloth. There, naturally, the answering machine promises to satisfy me soon. I call back in half an hour. Then another half an hour. In general, I have already started to worry slightly. Well, firstly, what is this Software Release, such that it is impossible to cut off by phone call?
And then, this is not the worst option if she is with James. And if in the car not on that pedal pressed? My wife at this time went to work on the bus and controlled car represented in general terms. And so I call, and she lies somewhere with a dilated cell phone ... For two hours I have already ran around the house circles. And in the process of running it came across the list of her employees. With home phones. And in it - two James! "Well, I think," she has nothing to lose. In addition to work. "
I type the first number from the list (two hours at night). Fit woman. "Pardon, I say," Milady, this is not your husband with my wife doing something? " And she, calm like this: "I'll see now. Yes indeed. Do you call any of them? "
What to say? Naturally, the cellular was turned on. And in the handbag is laid. And the handbag is left, of course, in the hallway, from where it is before the bedroom, or where they did Software Releases there, no kinds have reached.
At least such is the official version. And I believe her! But now, when the wife does not answer the cell, I can always say: "Well, how much can you! After all, I warned! "
And Software Release She does only from home.
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