New Year's fake television

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In fact, in a new, sovereign, independent Russia, successful programs on the night of December 31, on January 1, you can recalculate on the fingers. So, we begin to bend: "old songs about the main thing" -1, -2, -3 - this time, "That's all - 2000" - these are two, "non-glass light" -1 and -2 on Tom Ren, from Irena Lesnevskaya is three. And that's all, gentlemen!

In order to make such a program, which then everyone would say and still looked at it, I need an idea. It is desirable ingenious. Here are parfuns in the "old songs" - this is the most ingenious idea. And Ernst with comrades - no less brilliant embodiment.

"Neolgoby light" - the remains of rock and roll in Russian. The absence of pathos, laughter through tears, irony (primarily above) and the union (joke) rock and modern pop. All this together gave the unprecedented effect of the exploded bomb, when people suddenly remembered: But still a smoking room and still on the guitar can Oh-go how to labby. When Garik Sukachev in one clip with Philip Kirkorov, they set off for Angela Davis - it was super what to say.

Now what? You are still asking! If earlier the main channels of the country copied the strength for the New Year's jerk on the still sober head, and it was then truly Borodino battle, now, as at the Olympics in perfect times, all wives end. They have already passed, forget. For the new year, the channels today make a completely inexpensive hacktur, writing this action a month before, and ... well, you understand: it is implied that now the New Year's TV is watching only the suckers, and those who are removed there, have long been located on the delicate sand of the Maldives ... or Goa - who like it.

And if seriously, everything will be completely bad. Because Haltury is unacceptable in any case, especially on TV. If you work on a New Year's Eve after the sleeve, hanging noodles on the ears on the blue eye - why do you need it at all?! Professional - he and Africa professional, and in the Maldives, and on Goa. Do what should - and let it be. Banally, but the fact!

It's just no ideas, there are no left. Single Suede Purses, Slap a 30-year-old humor (however, 30 years ago it was much better!), Two tribe, three oxo - gentlemen, it's theft! So you just do not respect your viewer, that's all.

Do you want ultimatum? I can. If this time there will be nothing good, nothing qualitative, what will be about to say for a long time, remember - here's my advice. The Council of Man who loves this damn television so much. So, in the case of failure: Lord-comrades, throw out my flat Korean screens to such a mother and never return to them again. Make so finally! After all, very many decent people have long been expressed their "fi" television, sent it to the impeachment - and the case with the end.

Well, agree?

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