Cute ladies when your husband (friend, buddy, boyfriend, random acquaintance) will suggest you to go to the park (in the forest, in the trum Refuse, because to beer should be treated seriously. I will try to explain how seriously.
1. Beer can not be drunk as Americans - from the neck while watching sports matches. The main thing in this case is beer, and the game is attached as a snack. All the conversations of your man that "we will not score without my pivashik," you can appeal in the phrase: "So they and your pivashik are not the most dying scabers!"
2. Beer can not be drunk as the Germans - swinging under the brave marches and tapping with large circles on the table. The Germans are aggravated by brewing a huge number of food, which is why they are reputation almost the largest nation in the world. So it will not work out a little, but a lot - harmful.
3. Beer can not be drunk as Russians - drinking vodka to them, cloth and constantly spitting on the floor. In this case, all taste receptors will drown out, vodka "scores" the taste of a foam drink and begins to demand salt cucumber.
And now about how sometimes you can drink:
1. Select one variety of thousands of existing, cool up to the right temperature of 12 degrees, pour into a beautiful glass with a margin in the altitude of foam, and slightly swing so that the beer sun began to play in the glare.
2. Make one big sip, so that the foam of the semicircle out of the upper lip. Then you need to slowly lick the tongue to the tongue, lift the glass, look through it on the interlocutor and wink.
3. To say a long time: "yes," and vertically show your head.
4. Drink with small sips, enjoying a relaxed conversation.
5. For snacks to use salted nuts (but they can not be handful - they need to be easily and destroying in the mouth one by one).
6. After the feast of five hours, do not kiss, because the smell will not be able to smother - from beer it is saved much longer than from any other alcoholic beverages!
7. No dried fish! In combination with beer, it will impregnate not only you, but all your life for the next three days at least.
P. S.
Summer has come. You will inevitably get on some beach. When you shoot on the warm sand, look to the right and left - probably not far from you will be any puzzle "Macho from Sary-Agacha", which at first will "build eyes." But when he "Eat" his three bottles of beer, you will stop exist for him, because it will die in a comfortable, and funny bubbles will be sick under his nose. Do not try to become similar to it - do not drink beer for quenching thirst, because it does not know how to breed it! Beer is rather food than a drink, therefore wears the name "liquid bread". Remember that the beer mug will automatically add to your weight ten grams of indestructible cellulite (just so much in this dose of carbohydrates), and at the same time only yesterday's tea will come out.
And the last addition, medical: beer alcoholism is as hard as any other, and is also severely treated. Men beer beats on the heart muscle and suppresses the development of male sex hormone - testosterone. After fifteen-twenty years of active beer experience, your husband (friend, buddy, boyfriend, random acquaintance) will acquire the second-sized chest and a round soft ass. But this does not mean that it is necessary to completely give up this drink! Just need to drink it, cute ladies, as much as possible and just as I taught.
Yuri La View