- What color do you associate yourself?
- With a blossom jeans.
- Have you ever to say that you read Schopenhauer, although you did not read it?
- I do it regularly, even quoting it. While rolls.
- Somedo in the attack of rage you beat the dishes, the newspapers teamed, moved objects?
- No, I usually lament the bonfire, and then they burn everything ...
- Have you ever made something from the hotel room or a restaurant for memory?
- The last time it was a double bed. From the restaurant sometimes take me, well ... also for memory.
- Did you have given presented gifts?
- There was no gifts given to me - this is yes.
- What can make you redden?
- My attempts to joke, so I'm red now.
- Have you ever exaggerated the value of the thing you wear?
- Of course, when describing a suitcase lost at the airport.
- Your reaction at the sight of your own double?
- It is a pity that I'm not a girl ...
- What vices are you most condescending?
- Tight breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Your main advantage?
- Short memory.
- Who do you most often have to deceive?
- Well, it's just - myself.
- The most unexpected entrance you allowed?
- Somehow I was a raw, I still am impressed.
- What talent would you like to possess?
- Yes, at least one, anyway.
- Do you know the exact amount of money that lies now in your wallet?
- 365 rubles - the necessary minimum - to take a taxi or buy the Crimean dry.
- What did you promise yourself this morning?
- Read finally Schopenhauer.