Chikepe cherudo, sezvaunoziva, zvinotyora nezve hupenyu. Hupenyu hunoperera mupfungwa chaidzo uye dzekufananidzira hweavo vaive vachiri kuchiva zuro uye steam pamapapiro erudo. Rudo runoendepi? Bonde chii? Isu tiri ani, tichifamba mumhuri maitiro? Nei Diva Mbengi, ave achiroora, imbomira kuzviona? Ngatiedzei kufunga uye kutsvaga musungo inonzi "wanano".
Zvirokwazvo munhu wese akaona paInternet kusarudzwa kwePhoscoltles "kuti vangani vanozvimiririra, kana zvisina kuoma gore rega rega, kana vasina kuenda kumitambo uye vasingadyi mapiritsi anovhara." Johnny Depp anowanzofanana neoval oval oval oval, Keira Knightley anotaridzika kunge mukadzi anofarira-accounting, Jay Lo uye Mariya Kerry akaunza mifungo pamusoro peye opera madhiri "mazana maviri".
Ehe, izvi zvese majee eAmerica anotambura nekufutisa, asi mune zvese kuseka pane kumwe kuseka. Vanhu vakakamurwa kuita mapoka maviri. Chekutanga chengetedza uremu hwayo hunonaka, zvisinei nekuti kusvuta-kusiri kuputa, mahwendefa ehomoni, mabhebhi, akaora mwoyo. Iyo yechipiri inogara ichinetseka kune ese kilogiramu kana, ichidzikisa maoko ake, inoruma wadhi nehembe XXL.
Chikamu chechipiri chinowanzotongwa pamusoro pekutanga. Kuroora kuri kuita musungo mukuru kwaari "nekuda kwemadziro ematombo." Nezuro Lani, glamorous kipsis, akanyatsobayirwa, tendeuka kuita comedy inokanganisa nemafuta pachiuno uye isingazivikanwe hairstyles. Vanoita kunge vanokanganwa nezve kuvapo kwemagirazi. Vanoti: "Anondida nechinhu chero chipi zvacho." Kana kuti: "Ita murume akanaka anofanira kuva zvakawanda." Kana kuti: "Bhavhu rangu doro randinozvienzanisa naye Merkna."
Musoro wekushanduka kwekuchinja kwekushanduka kwekutaridzika kunetseka kwevakadzi pakutanga. Varume vomimba havasati vauya padanho kana "iye" anotsvaga kutevedzera "iye" padanho rekurera, iye "ari kuedza kusvetukira kusvika kune" kufungidzira kwake ". Vakadzi vedu vanosvetuka vanogona uye main. Varume vanoramba vachireva nhema. Naizvozvo, isu tichavasiya kwenguva pfupi.
Muenzaniso wevabereki
Amai Kira Knightley murume akaderera anoenderera mberi. Kwete, kwete mafuta. Ingova nesimba, kupfurwa, kunge yakawanda Balzakovsky anglicics. Zvinoenderana nemirairo ye genetics, vana ndicho chiitiko chekubatsira vabereki. Kana muna Amai 75 Kg, ipapo mwanasikana mushure mekusununguka mwana achavabvisa. Kana papa ari mhanza, ipapo Mwanakomana anogona kutaura zvakanaka kuna chapache chidiki. Nemakore makumi mana, hapana chicharamba kubva pazviri.
Ehe, isu tinorarama munguva dzekutarisa kwakanaka kwazvo, isu takamirira kusvika kweNuzotechnologies izvo zvinorehwa nematatu majekiseni. Uye zvakadaro, bvuma: Iyo musoro weRejuvenation yakaburitswa nemagazini pamusoro pekunaka kune inoshamisa saizi. Muchokwadi inowira pasi pebanga (kana kungoenda kuimba) vashoma. Mazhinji akawandisa anoyerera pasi pepamusoro - uye nezvimwe zvishoma. Iwe unowanzo ona amai vashoma - mwanasikana uye vanonzwisisa kuti Docha neimwe nzira yakakura pakutanga. Mune gumi nemasere akapotsa akabatwa naamai mune zviyero. Zvinosara kutenga zvakafanana kutaura kwechiso, dhonza musoro mumapendekete, kunamatira zvishoma, kukura pamitsipa, iyo yechitatu chin - uye iyo clone mamashi yakagadzirira.
VaGiranny vanoti: "Unoda kuziva zvinoitwa nemukadzi wako, kana zvicharega kuva mwenga, tarisa vamwene vemangwana." Uye kunyangwe Keira Knightley akafunga kupikisa iyi postulate, asi vasikana vazhinji vari pasi vakamutevera.
Ivo vanoona kuti baba vavo vane hutsinye vanombundira mama yekare sei mune yakatambanudzwa sweta uye vachinyemwerera vachifara. "Ehe," vanofunga kuti, "Ndichavawo saizvozvo. Isu tichagadzira mumba yekunyaradza, isu tiri kutsvaira zvigadziko zvinotapira uye ini ndichagara zvese zvakadai, mumuviri. Varume vanozvida. " Haa.
Nyika yedu haisi yekuMabvazuva. Chiuno chinogona kuve chakafara - asi kwete yakafara kupfuura iyo yeMonica Bellucci. Panguva imwecheteyo, chiuno chacho chinofanira kuverengerwa zvakajeka kunyange muhombodo dzakasununguka. Siya chiitiko chamai vangu chete. Akararama hupenyu hwake, iwe ungangoda kurarama zvirinani. Funga nezvazvo usati wamedza iyo ice cream Cake "Vienna Waltz" (500 g, 1200 kcal).
Kurara Swamp
Patakagadzirira kuwira murudo uye tiri kutsvaga chinhu chakakodzera, magumo edu ekutya anogadzira dopamine - mushonga wepanyama, unobva kune hupenyu hwakafanana neruvara uye chiedza. Pasi peDopmine, moyo wedu unorova nekukurumidza, bvudzi riri nani, maziso anopenya, uye kunyange acne nyangarika kumwe kunhu. Kana rudo rwechiedza rwakaenda mukuda kwekutya, muviri panzvimbo yeDopmine inosuma adrenaline, chinomesa zvakanyanya. Ikozvino tine mota inopenga muchipfuva chako. Ropa hunonamira mumusoro, ipapo kune nhengo dzekubereka, dzichikanganwa dumbu neokisijeni. Nekuda kweizvozvo, isu tinoregera kudya, uye panguva dzekudyisa kwekudya zvine simba neshamwari dzakapusa kutyaira forogo mundiro.
Hukuru hwemusikana ari muchikamu chekutanga cherudo chinogona kutapudza kunyange kukakavara kusingawanzo. Chii chichava chishamiso chake, apo, mushure megore, hupenyu hwakanyarara hweanoshanda naye hunoshandurwa kuita zvakanakira muRussia Artist Kutstodiev. Hormone mhuri yemifaro Endorphhin yakazara. Kana Dopamine inogona kufananidzwa necocaine, endphpha inonyanya kunge morphine. Pasi peCoke, mazuva akatamba, pasi peiyo morphine kunyepa uye kurota.
Sofa iri muhomwe hombe, sezvinozivikanwa, inotungamira kuwandisa uremu. Chivimbo mukuda kwevanhu vanotungamira mararamiro akayerwa: Vakakwira, vakazorora, vakasarudza kufamba, vakasarudza kufamba, panzvimbo peizvozvo vagara pasi petafura, fir- Kunwa kusvika pakati pehusiku, kuda kudhakwa kwemba kwakawira pamubhedha. Uye saka mazuva ese ane misiyano midiki mune fomu yekukwira.
Pane imwe nguva, achisimudza ziso kubva mundiro, murume achati kumukadzi wake: "Ungadai wakaita zvekurovedza muviri," uye achamupindura achiti: "Ini ndinazvinzwa."
Haachengeti
Humanyioni kuchiitiko chekunetseka kwete chete kuremerwa chete, asiwo hutsanana, hosttel mitemo uye yakanaka toni. Kana munhu akashandiswa kupaza mhepo uye asingadzore mudenga ari pasi pebapiro raamai, acharamba achizviita, kana zvangopinda mumhuri nyowani. Kazhinji kazhinji zvine chekuita nevarume. Vakadzi vane maitiro avo ekurwisa-wrestling: kudzikisira kwedzimba, tsvina kubereka, kuparadzira zvinhu zveumwe neumwe.
Zviri pachena kuti iye murudo munhu anoshambidza musoro wake kazhinji kupfuura akaroora. Uye izvozvo pane yakanaka bvudzi nekucheka mumukadzi akaroora hapana kana nguva kana mari. Neimwe chikonzero! Sokunge akatsvaga pasi pekorona kuti aderedze hupenyu hwehupenyu. AhhhhhHhiushki achirondedzera kusarongeka kwavo kwakaita seizvi: "Ndakamuitira zvese, ndakaedza kufadza zvakanyanya, asi haana kucherechedza maumbirwo angu, uye ndakafunga kurega bhizinesi iri. Chii? "Ini handioni zvangu, asi handisi kuzotamba nevamwe."
Zvinoitika kuti murume nehana anotsundira mukadzi wake kuti atange. Anotaura zvisina kunaka kana achipfekedza kushanya (Mwari anorambidza mumwe munhu achazoteerera uye kusarudza). Kuona mraba paanofamba mune pfupi pfupi siketi. Kuzvidemba mari kune malons. Kwete, ini ndiri kutaura zvisiri izvo: Haatombofungidzi kuti runako rwemukadzi wake rwave rwuri rwuri rwakawanda uye rwakafanirwa mumasangano aya anodhura. Iye anofunga kuti vakadzi kubva kumhando yemakumbo eshumba inyoro kupfuura silika, uye bvudzi rakachena uye rinopenya. Nzwisiso yechirume inokwana chete pane yakajeka tsvuku manicure. Kune rimwe divi, ndiani anoziva? Amai vake vakanga vaine zvipikiri zvendarira.
Iva iwe pachako
Imwe yemisungo inotyisa kwazvo yemuchato murudo ndechekuti chishuwo chekuva ini, sezvo uchakurumidza kukuda. Panguva yekubiridzira kwemakirabhu uye zvinotendwa nemusikana asina mumwe chete aifanira kushandisa makoriyamu mazhinji ekubata muviri wake mumatambudziko akanaka, izvo zvaanosarudza: "Zvese zvinhu! Basta! " Usade kuzviruramisa nezvokudya uye kushandisa mamiriro ezvinhu evhitamini anopinda. Pakupedzisira anodiwa. Anogona kuratidza kusarudzwa kwake kune churu siketi idzo guruva refu muCulana.
Musikana uyu anovimba: Yaive chitsvene kubva kumamirioni evamwe nerunako rwehungwaru hwepamweya uye husingawanzo. Hakuna chinyorwa chinoda vanhu maziso avo haazomubvumidze. Ari kugadzirira kurova imba yekufa kuti inyaya yake yerudo yakasarudzika.
Mukadzi wechidiki anorega kupfeka ma lens anotyisa pameso ake, uye anodhonza magirazi eCosmic diopters kubva kuLarkac. Anti-cellucite Thai massage haisisiri inotapira, kamwe afarire uye zvakadaro manheru ega ega anoomarara chiuno chake chine simba nemaoko akasimba. Miromo sei ichave misodzi yake kana orange peel inokunda pamusoro pesimba rekusuwa. Mudiwa wako paakakura meso ndokuti: "Chii chinonzi hove iyi? Izvi zvaisava kana tasangana newe. "
Zvinoshamisa kuti mu "zvoga" vazhinji vezviverengeki mari inoisa pane zvese zvinotapukira - hapana chakafanana ne "nzira kwatiri." Kuve zororo rakazara uye kusaziva kwemaitiro kuri kuita muduku muhudiki nekubatana kwaamai, kumhanyisa kukwira uye ndapota, kana dyatyatko ichirwadzisa kana kugumbuka. Asi shamwari yacho haasi amai. Haana kuhaya fan. Hupenyu hwemhuri hausi hushumiro hweumwe neumwe, asi kubatana kwakaenzana.
Nega, ndega asi iyeye - musikana ane kodzero yekugara mubatanidzwa uye amateur kuti agare pakombuta kubva kumanheru manomwe kusvika manheru matatu kusvika manheru matatu. Kana akangoerekana afunga kuti anenge waneta nehupenyu hwake uye wechipiri wemumwe munhu angaonekwa mairi, gadzirira kugadzirira chokwadi chekuti zvido zvepamberi zvichaenda sekupaza.
Munguva yekunyepedzera, mumwe nemumwe wedu anogadzira muenzaniso mutsva pachayo - munhu anogona kunge achigona kunge mumiriri wemurume kana musikana (webonde rayo haugone kunetsa zvakanyanya). Isu takabatanidzwa kuti tikunde musana pakati pe m uye w nekuda kwekugadzira sero. Zvinoitika, isu tinopusa?
Nhema? Zvikasadaro, nei isu tichiramba "kutaridzika", nekukurumidza kana chinhu chaunoda chakawanikwa, chakashongedzwa uye chakabatwa? Varume vanotida sezvavanotiona kwenguva yekutanga. Nei tichiisa nguruve?
Mweya wakanaka
Izvo zvakakodzera kugara pane chimwe chinhu chomweya wakanaka. Inotaura kudaro mizhinji yemabasa avakanangana nevanhu zvakakomba. Ivo vane chivimbo kuti zvechokwadi murudo vanozoona runako rwakadzama rwerunako pasi pimples, husina hushamwari husina tsvina uye zvisinga zororo zvezvipfeko zvipi. Vanonyatsotenda kuti murume achatarisa mumaziso avo (kupfuura zvese zvimwe) uye kurwisa kunodonha.
Iko hakuna mhandara dzakadai mamirioni, asi nhasi hatisi kutaura nezvavo. Isu tinofarira mukirasi yevakadzi avo, vanenge vachinetseka, sarudza kuderedza zvekare - kuti vadzokere kumidzi, kune hanya neyachiri kuyaruka. Matsvene, jeans, jekete yemahara, bvudzi rakasimba mumuswe, nemidzi marara marara. Kuonekwa kwakadaro kwechitambozvakabereka mamash munzvimbo yekutamba. Zvinotora gore, imwe yacho. Kurara usiku kwakaramba kuri kwenguva yakapfuura, kurwara kwemamanda, iwo emagamu wevakadzi, saka chikoro pamhino, uye moms achiri kufamba muhodhi uye kusimbisa bvudzi nebhendi rabha. Zvinorehwa kuti hazvichisiri kuti imba yese iri pavari - izvo zvisiri zvechokwadi. Ivo vajaira nguva refu mwero matsva emitoro, vachinzwa kubva mumoto wemidziyo yemuchato. Saka nei vachizviita zvakaipa? Vasiri vagari? Varanda vakaumbwa nezvemoyo?
Pane mafungiro okuti vasikana vasina zvakawanda zvemukati zvinounzwa muwanano. Ichi hachisi chokwadi. Mashandiro ane zvikumbiro zvemweya, pamwe nevanhu vasina njere, zvakanyudzwa mugomba rakadzika-dzika dzekuchengeta kwemurume wake, vachirasikirwa nechitarisiko chebonde. Pasi pekutaridzika kwayo zvisingaiti, ivo vanopa pfungwa yepfungwa: inopindirwa nehungwaru uye zvakakwirira zvinotsakata kubhururuka zvakanaka (muchero wekushambadzira, kuguma kwegehena).
Zvikonzero zveVatengi zveusimbe hwavo zvinogona kunzwiwa mune chero kambani yakangwara yevakadzi. Nechikonzero chakati, zvinosvika kune vakadzi, vasingazive vane kuveura makumbo ("heino hombe!"), Uye kuti murume akaita sevanhu vese mune zvakasikwa, uye mukadzi anogara achida kuenda. Hakuna asina kurerwa kubva mukurerwa zvisina kunaka, nezvekusavapo kwemuenzaniso muhuduku, nezvevanyori nevatariswe nevarombo uye izvo mune nguva dzeSoviet rinotaridzika zvakanaka - kuti tiratidzwe.
Isu tiri vatambi vekare. Makore makumi matatu apfuura, vadzidzisi vari muzvikoro zvakaburitsa mhete dzegoridhe kubva kuvasikana uye vakomana vakagovana na "Bitlovskaya" bvudzi. Takafuridzirwa kuti iyo yemukati inotongwa pamusoro pekunze, uye masiketi mini zvipfeko zvine hunyanzvi zvechipfambi. Chizvarwa che60-70s - izvi zvakanaka vanhu vakaipa avo mune ma 90s vaifanira kudzoserwa kukuvadzwa. Avo vakarikwekwa vachangobva kuitika, zviri nyore kwazvo kupfuura zvatinoita. Ivo vane mukana wekusanganisa muchato unofadza, mweya wakanaka uye chitarisiko kubva pamufananidzo.