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Kana vanhu vaivimba: Mwari vakasika murume nemukadzi kuti vadanana. Asi munguva pfupi zvakazoitika kuti munhu weHomo-anonyepedzera kudzidza kubva pane izvi zvakawanda pamusoro pavo.
Izvi zvinoitwa nenzira dzakasiyana. Mumwe munhu anodama kune vamiriri vebonde ravo. Mumwezve ziso rekuchengetedza havana kutenda maziso ake uye kunyange akaedza kuramba zviri pachena kuti, kusvika, zvakazomanikidzwa kuziva zviri pamutemo kuvapo kwezvinhu zvitatu zvebonde: Hetero- iye-iye, iye, iye, iye , iye) uye bisexuality (kana iwe uchigona uye iwe unoda naye, uye naiyo).
Makore makumi maviri apfuura, varidzi vanofara veVCRS vakatanga kuyemura chiitiko kubva kuHollywood Comedy, uko muBlue Oyster Bar yakatamba, inonamatira kune mumwe nemumwe, uye yakanga ichitsvoda zvinoshamisa mhirizhonga Gare gare, apo vamwe venhau vachizvibvumidza nekukurukura kuvapo kwe "vasiri vezvidzidzo" pakati pedu. uye lesbian - murume-semurume ane izwi rakaderera uye pfupi bvudzi. Zvakanaka, uye "bi" ndivo vese vakasara. Kune vamwe vakakwira zvepamberi vanosimbirira kuti, kubva kune zvakasikwa, vanhu vese vane bisexual (kureva kuti, vanogona kurara nevakomana kana vakadzi, uye neyavo) - asi chete havazvizive. Kana kufungidzira, asi hunhu hweveruzhinji hunopa zvese zvavo fungidziro pamudzi. Dzimwe nguva, zvisinei, chokwadi chechokwadi chinoparadza mifananidzo: Jake jekete inoshanduka kuve ngochani, uye mukadzi wechidiki asina kusimba ane meso asina mhosva anoshayiwa mhaka inoshanda.
Nekudaro, nguva itsva ishamiso itsva. Mumakumi emakore apfuura, mavara asina kumboitika akatanga kuoneka pane zvepabonde munharaunda yedu. Pakutanga, munhu wese akazunza transsexiloxials - zviso, chivimbo chekuti vakazvarwa mumuviri nevaya vane zvisizvo genitals uye kune avo vanonyanya kushandura pasi - vasingavhenekeri, saka pamwe nerubatsiro rwezvipfeko. Zvichangobva kuitika, metryxual aingoyerera muchiedza chaMwari - varume vaigona kubuda neine ngochani pavakasarudza kuti dzimwe nguva vachiri kuwana nguva yevakadzi. Nenzira, zvinokwanisika kuti rudzi urwu rwevanhurume rwaivapo nguva dzese - asi zvakangotanga kuve nezita rakakosha. Chero zvazvingaitika, vazukuru vedu vakanhonga nyore nyore nyore nyore. "Narcissus (muMyThology - Gamba rinogara richikurudzira kuratidzwa kwake). Uye zvechokwadi, metronia nguva yavo yese yakasununguka kuzvitsaurira, vadiwa: vanoshanyira maSalones Runako, massage, ita kuti GALLAS, manicure uye kunyange hairedy munzvimbo yepedyo. Uye kana vasina kuputirwa, vanonyangarika muzvitoro, kupi, kunyatsoedza uye kusarudza, sarudza zvipfeko uye zvishandiso. Sexologists vanofungidzira kuti kunyangwe izvi zvisikwa zvechirume zvirwere uye kurara rimwe zuva nevakadzi, orgasm zvichiri kuwanikwa panguva yemubvu hwepedyo.
Uye chaizvo mumakore achangopfuura, asexulo - vanhu, vese murume nemukadzi, vachipokana kuti havafariri zvepabonde zvachose. Zvizvarwa zveiyi tsvarakadenga zvinopesana neyekutarisa zvinogona kurarama mumhuri yakajairika, rudo nekuremekedzana, asi pano chiitiko chenyama chinofungidzirwa zvinonyangadza. Ivo vanogona chete kutambudzika mune imwe nyaya - nekuda kwechimiro chevana, vachipesana nako (vanoshamisa!) Havana kana chero chinhu.
Mammoti tsitsi!
Uye heino shanduko chaiyo! Sevalerxologists yakazivisa rudzi rutsva rwepabonde - chokwadi, nepo chiri pachiteshi chekuumbwa. Asi watogamuchira zita resainzi - Todalism (kubva kuChirungu Toad - Toad). Kana kungova Bharamu - kana isu tiri munzvimbo yedu. Kupinda uku kuchangobva kuwanikwa uye kutsanangurwa kwesainzi . Makaro! Kutarisisa kwe "zita remusoro" kunobatanidza varume vakangoerekana vawira pamusoro penzvimbo iyi panguva chaiyo apo tateguru wedu wechikuru akabuda mubako, akaenda kune wangu mammor, uye musikana wake akagura moto, inodziya kutarisisa uye kugadzirira chikafu. VaToDSEXUSEXUSEXS VANOTI KUTI VANOTI VANOTI VANOTENGE "MUKADZI ANOGADZIRA": Pfungwa yekuti murume anosungirwa kudyisa musikana wake, vanonyangadza kwazvo. Kubva kuBanal Alphonses, zvakadaro, godsexuals inosiyaniswa nenyaya yekuti havasi zvachose vakaramba kuenda kuseri kwemammomi - ivo havadi kugoverana nemukadzi. Saka nzira iri nyore kunze - inofanirwa kugara nevaya vane yavo mammoth.
Feminism pane zvinopesana
Kana tikashandukira mumutauro weruzhinji, kududzirwa kwese kwesainzi kwechiitiko chinonzi todalism, zvinoitika kuti varume vane zvavanotadza kuita ... Vakadzi! Iwo ekutanga pfungwa uye mavanga aZabhu akarangarira anenge. Kuroora iyo Oligarch, muresitorendi iri mukurasikirwa kweiyo cavalier, zvipo zvinobva kumurume wake nevadikani - avo vese vari prerogatives? Ndizvozvo, mukadzi. Naizvozvo, ivo vanopa zvese izvi zvinhu chete ivo varume. Uye zvakadiniko kana iwe ukatanga kuponesa vevacheche - izvo hazvisi zvekudzima mikana yavo yemari nemamwe, asi vasiye vari vako, vechirume? Saka, mikana yese nemari zvichave zvakanyanya. Kune mweya, iwe unogona kutaurirana nevaya vanozviwanira iwe uye hazvidi zvipo (izvo, iwe pachako zvakafanana), zvakanaka, uye zvepabonde, uye zvepabonde kugadzirisa nyika munzira yemari.
Baba naani - tob akareruka
Ndakambondiudza chiremba uye neyavo-yakavanzika yeRablevsky psychoanalyst polina k.:
- Mhosva iyi yaive mumusha madiki yenyika, makore gumi apfuura, akasarudzwa nevapfumi vepfuma idzva veRussia, maererano neyakagwinya nhumbu uye midziyo yeumbozha ipapo. Pakati pavo pakanga paine dzimba gumi neshanu: vavakidzani vese vaiva shamwari neshamwari, uye vazhinji vakatoenda kuguta rechando. Varume vanofanirwa kushanda pamotokari, uye vakadzi vavo vaive vakagara pachisikwa gore rese - vakarera vana, uye ndiani angori akazorora. Zvinonakidza kuti chii chinonzi musha - matsva makomo. Ndakaunzwa ikoko shamwari yenguva refu - nechikumbiro chekumanikidza murume wake. Kwemakore gumi iwayo, mhuri gumi neshanu idzva dzechishanu dzaigara "fenzi kune thefenzi", vazhinji vavo vakaputsa. Vamwe vatsva veNeveshabksky tlstosumes vakatokwanisa kurambana nemumwe wavo, roora mumwe - uye kurambana zvakare. Zvimwe mamiriro ekunze ari mumagirazi matsva akapihwa izvi? Ive izvo zvarinogona, asi manheru mamwe akanaka, varume vese vaNovozobkinsky vakaungana mukugeza uye vakasarudza - kubva zvino kune vese vachararama vasina vakadzi! Hazvizivikanwe chaizvo kuti Novozhubkinsky bunt, asi vese vaivapo vasina kufanira vakabvumirana kuti vasina vakadzi - hupenyu hwakanyanya nyore, hwakachipa uye hwakagadzikana. Avo vakanga vachiri vakaroora (kusanganisira murume weshamwari yangu), vakatumira imba yavo vanotungamirwa nemukadzi wake kuguta uye vakagadza zvirimo zvidiki zvemwedzi. Ivo vamene vakaramba vari varindi, vakazvitengesa kuti vasiri Zabhu. Iye zvino Novozbhabhinsky yakapfuma nguva yese yemahara kubva kune bhizinesi nguva inoitwa nemumwe. Munguva yechando, iyi kambani yeVarume yeVarume yakatasva pamazwi echando, mune zhizha - pamadhudhudhu uye zvikepe, uye gore rese kutenderera mukugeza nekuna vakomana. Dzimwe nguva idzi "varume vakasunungura veZambok" revanhu vese vanosiya kuzorora kunze kwenyika - chokwadi, munhu wese anozvibhadhara, nekuti hakuna munhu asina simba navo. Iyo purazi ine nyanzvi yemusikana ega ega e "Mahara Ghabist": Novozhakinoans anovimbisa kuti masevhisi ari nani uye anotadza zvakachipa zvakanyanya kupfuura kushushikana kwehupfumi kwemumwe murume / mukadzi wezvehupfumi. Zvakanaka, uye apo varume vaNovozhabkin havadi kutaurirana komputa nemumwe, asi rudo rwekutanga rwevaridzi, ivo vacharatidza vaviri vekirasi-mukirasi makatsemuka mukamuri yekugezera. Uye zvakare, vanovimbisa kuti basa rizere kubva kumupristi rakazara rerudo - rakasiyana zvakanyanya nehupfumi uye kusiyana-siyana pane kuremara kwemukadzi nemukadzi wavo! Pandinenge ndichidaidzira kubatsirwa ruzivo rwangu rwese mu psychology, ndakaedza kumutsa shamwari yangu, akandipindura seizvi: "Mukadzi chisikwa chisingaguti, chinodiwa chete kupambadza hupenyu hwemurume. Zvakawanda sei zvausina kupa, zvese zvishoma - nemari, uye mapoka, uye zvepabonde. Madzimai nematikirwo anopera nemakwenzi edu, uye hurongwa hwedu hwekutya: Ivo havangodi mari uye zvipo, asiwo masimba emweya, kutsungirira uye nguvaUye nei uchigara uine ropa rakavharwa mauri, kana hushamwari hune rugare uye kutaurirana kweshamwari dzechirume uye dzakazvimiririra, uye zvido zvemuviri hazvinyatsogutsa nyanzvi dzadzo? " Ndipo pandakazvinzwisisa - hazvibviri kumuponesa! Chirume Bharamu chirwere, uye nekukurumidza kusanzwisisika. Uye zvakanyanyisa, kana zvikaita denda.
Ndiri kuda kutarisira kuti Zabhasismy achiri kurapwa. Zvikasadaro, iwe uchave neshungu kubvuma: nevarume vatinaye zvizere!
Matatu makuru zviratidzo zveZhaba
Saka, murume wako anopisa pamberi pemeso ake kana iye:
Nguva yakawanda uye yakawanda nguva inoshandisa mune imwe kambani yechirume.
Zvese zvishoma zvinowanzoita kuti iwe uve zvipo uye zvese zvinozeza kuita mari, kunyangwe zvangu zvaunoda hazviponese.
Kuwedzera, zvinoitika pamusoro wenyaya "Zvese Baba - Schlebabybabiska" uye nekuzvipira kutsigira pfungwa dzechikadzi, dzinovimbisa kuti mukadzi anofanira kunge azvipe.
Zvakanaka, unotii? Haisi nemukana muSurusi Folk charstushka "kubereka, baba - yeiyo hodgepice yeToad!" Ipapo ngavazvire! Kazhinji, mushonga wakanaka kwazvo kubva kune vechirume zvigunwe mukadzi akangwara.