Varume vanoti: Teerera mukadzi - uye uite zvakapesana. Ndakafunga kuedza kuzadzisa mazano avo nezvedu: Kubvunzurudza vanhurume vechirume, vakaunza zano kubva pane zvakapesana. Verenga uye yeuka - usaite izvozvo. Kana kuti zvinodikanwa - kana hukama hwabuda mukati mako.
Kana varume vanyangadza kwauri sekirasi ...
Chinhu chikuru, usanetseka! Ingotevera zano rangu, uye vanhu havazombokuvhiringidzwa kwauri. Pfekedza Izvo Zvisingaregi, usazvitarise uye uve nguva dzose mune zvinonyangadza zvinonyangadza. Haufanire kunyemwerera pasina mamiriro ezvinhu. Chenjera kuti pachiso chechirume chaunazvo chakamuka mumaziso echimwe chinhu chomutsetse unomhanya: "Ndiri kuda kuroora! Unoda kuroora! Unoda kuroora! " Vese vatsva vaunoziva vanokurumidza kuisa mukati mezvinetso zvavo zvekunyama uye nematambudziko ehutano. Kana iwe uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uriridze kurondedzera izvi zvakarongeka mune zvese zvakadzama. Kazhinji kazhinji kunyunyuta nezve hupenyu hwakawanda uye pane yako yakaipa yakaipa rombo. Kana, kunyangwe zvese zvaunoita, chiso cherudzi rwechirume chakange chichiri kukunakira, kutanga nekukurumidza kuti ubike wedge wedge. Usamupa iyo ndima, hang pamutsipa uye kufonera ka23 pazuva. Asi panguva imwe chete, mumubhedha, pese patinogara tichishanduka kuita danda, kutaura kuti unofadza zvikuru, asi kana iwe udye zvinonyangadza zvakadzama. Nokungwarira sarudza nguva yakanyanya kunaka uye ichiti iyo kumba isina kufona. Pakarepo kupusa kwakaudzwa kuti dzimba hadzifaniri kurarama muhupenyu hwavo. Usanonoka, tora njere mumaoko ake uye unonyatso farira tsvina iri paugaro hwayo. Ipapo kugomera kwakaoma uye kundiudza kuti ndaneta: ngaapedze kuzvinatsa. Kufamba kunoshamisa ndiko kujoina mari yake yemba yemidziyo yemidziyo. Semuenzaniso, kusundira iyo TV kabhoni uye mira pachokwadi kuti inotonhorera. Ehe, iwe unogona zvakare kugadzirira chero chinhu chisina kujairika, sezvazvinofanira kunge zviri kusundira mukicheni yake. Asi chinhu chikuru - pakupera kwechinoita kuti azivise toni isingashamisi kuti vazivise pamba pake ndokumugadzirira chikafu, anongosungirwa kushandisa hupenyu hwake hwese newe uye kufa rimwe zuva.
Iwe hauna kuroora uye hausi kuenda ikoko musimboti ...
Zvakanaka, hazvidikanwe! Gara iwe uri vasikana, zvakashata here? Uye ini ndichakubatsira iwe: Ini ndichakuudza kuti zvirokwazvo haambofi akaisa sei mhete.
Nezvangu zvese zvinowira murudo nekuroora kwakasimba, pakupedzisira uye nekupenya, zvinoda kurambana kwake uye nekutenda mapofu mumabhasiketi ake ese. Mutumire kumba kwako maakaunti ako uye anowanzodaidza mukadzi wake: Inofanira kuziva nezvehukama hwako hwakaoma. Kana pasina murume akaroora, unogona kuda nyeredzi yedombo kana hollywood munyatso. Ipapo murandakadzi wako werandakadzi achavimbiswa mukuchengeteka kwakazara. Zvakare zvinoshandisawo mamwe marudzi ese evasikana vemahara vanoda kuramba vari narini.
Wakatofamba pasi pekorona, pakanga pasina nzvimbo yekuve akaipa, uye haugone kusaina kune yakadaro mutambo ...
Iwe wakanyatsojeka: Zvakawanda zvakanyanya kunakidza kuve mukadzi akarambana weBalzakovsky zera. Shandisa Ziva Ziva Kwangu - Sei Ini Ndivimbise iwe: Hapana mumwe munhu acharoora iwe.
Chekutanga pane zvese, iwe unofanirwa kunhuhwirira ruoko rwako kubva pamoyo wangu wese, inodiwa kukura, uye inokodzera kuburuka kazhinji. Iwe unogona, semuenzaniso, tanga kugara uchiwedzera kusurukirwa kusurukirwa kushoma mukambani kana kudya keke rese husiku. Archival mune ino kesi haiende chero kupi, asi kushandisa nguva yese yakavharwa. Iwe unogona chete kutaurirana nehama dzepedyo dzekunakisa netafura yekuvhara. Nyatsotarisa ndiro dzese dzive calorie uye usatarisa mumitambo kana uchitya rufu. Neimwe nzira, iwe unogona kugara pane yekudya inonetesa, tarisa pasi rose maziso ane nzara uye kumhanyisa kutsamwa kune vanhu vese vanozvibvumira kudya. Taurira imwe neimwe inouya uye inoburitsa kuti yako ex ave ari wechokwadi freak - zvakafanana nevarume vese vari munyika. Isu tinotaurira munhu wese anoshuvira zvakabatana zvekurambana kwako kukuru, pamwe nenyaya dzese dzichiverengera. Zivisa kuti ikozvino iwe une zvakanakisa kubatana nemagweta mukuparadzaniswa kwepfuma uye ruzivo rwakanaka mukubva kwenzvimbo yemurume. Haanawo zvakaipa kuti uve anofinha Hangehog uye mushandi wekuzvidira wehunhu hweumwe munhu. Uye kwezana zana muzana vimbiso yekunzwisisa kwake kubva kune varume, iwe unogona kujoina mabiko evakadzi vechikadzi, sekereke yechitendero kana kuti ive lesbian. Asi chaichimbo funga nezvazvo: Varume vevose vanobatwa here?
Uchine murume, asi iwe unorara uone kuti kukurumidza kuchibvisa sei ...
Nyore nyore, mudiwa! Uye chaizvo - Nei uchida murume? Iwe uchafamba-famba uye pasina iwo neimwe nzira, uye zvichave zvichinyatsobatsira. Wakunda zvakadii vakadzi vakasurukirwa, iwe unofanirwa kuvapa rubatsiro rwevanhu! Teererai pano: Zvino tichakwidza nguva yenyu yakanaka!
Zvinokurudzirwa kuzvitora ruoko uye kupararira nebasa rako raunofarira. Iko kwazvinonyanya kubatsira mune ino kesi kuti ive hutsinye mukadzi wemba, vakatarisana nekuwachira ceilings uye murume wemurume ane tsika. Godo akatendeka uye anogara achifungidzira zvakashata. Bvisa iyo pamwe nekupindwa muropa, usaite usimbe kutsvaga muhomwe, tarisa foni yake uye sniff jekete. Mune chero yeminiti yemahara, yakakwenenzvera mari kubva kwaari. Zvinonyanya kubatsira kuzviita mukati, uye zviri nani - pane kuroora bonde. Usakanganwa kugara uchituka amai vake. Uye kukumbira kwako kuenda kwauri kuyeuka - neChiffonier uye katsi ina. Uye usarasikirwa nenyaya yekunyarara kune shamwari dzake nevanoshanda navo - zvese nefoni uye pachezvako. Ehezve, iwe unongova nemhosva inosemesa, uye shandura imba yacho kuzere. Asi zvakatonyanya kukosha kunyungudika pakati pevaunozivana navo, kuti murume wako ane simba rakakwana. Uye panguva imwe chete uye kupusa kusanzwisisika. Kana uchiri kushanda, mumuvimbe paari, kuti akagara pamutsipa wako (kunyange kana asiri). Uye kazhinji kazhinji suite nyonganiso kuti iyeuchidze iwe kuti ndiani ari mumba yekutandarira. Zvekudzivirira, iwe unogona, semuenzaniso, kuchimbuzi muchimbuzi chekuunganidzwa kwemakwenzi, kana Kwakanyanya kukanganiswa. Kunyanya zvakanyanyisa vakadzi vanogona, murume achiri kubasa, tengesa komputa yake yavanofarira, moped uye kunyange mota. Uye mari yacho inokurumidza kushandisa zvaunofarira. Panguva imwecheteyo, kuve akatendeseka kune mumwe wake. Kugoverwa kutaura chokwadi kuti pamubhedha anoratidzika kunge chisimbiso chakafa, uye ichi inyasha dzake hupenyu hwake hwese hwakaitwa nemhasuru yemhuru yemhuru. Asi zvino ndakanyatsoenda ndakasiya kakapetwa kaviri uye ndakanzwa mutsauko. Hapana mubvunzo wako pasina chokwadi chekuremekedza.
Uye kazhinji, vasikana, vese munyori watinogona kuita chero chinhu. Iva ane hutsinye, redlinear uye inozivikanwa - semakomisheni mumakirasi. Uye usambonyengedza varume vako nematsime, chengetedza simba rechinhu chikuru.
Kana zviri pamusoro pakarepo akakonzera chishuvo chisingadzivisiki chekukurukura chero nyaya, kuratidza mafungiro avo, kugoverana, kupa kana kuwana zano, uchafara kubatsirwa kwako kune ino saiti.