Kune mitauro yakati wandei murudo - vanhu vamwe vakakosha kubata kana zvipo, kana mazwi akakosha kune vamwe. Kazhinji, hapana avo vaisazove vachinakidzwa nemharidzo yakanaka kubva kune inodhura. Usakanganwa kuyeuchidza mudiwa wako kuti unoonga sei, kudada nezvavo uye manzwiro akasimba sei. Yakagadzirwa mameseji makumi mashanu emhando kuti ikubatsire kutsigira kutaurirana kure kure:
Funga nezve Zvinodiwa naVadiwa
Isu tese takasiyana, uye isu takasiyana zvakanyanya zvekuti dzimwe nguva zvinoshamisa. Saka vamwe vanhu vanoda imbwa nekitsi, uye vamwe havagone kushivirira mhuka. Chinhu chimwe chakakosha kudya kubva kune yakaisvonika maoko emasaga, nepo vamwe vachishandisa mapurasitiki, vasingageze mahwendefa. Chikamu chinoda kubika, uye zvimwe nguva dzose zvinoraira chikafu mumaresitorendi. Heano mashoma mashoma mameseji aunogona kutumira kune wako mudiwa uye unomuita kunyemwerera:
"Unoda, ini ndichakubayira iwe?" - Bata chimiro chevakarukwa chebudiki, chakasara kwenguva pfupi nemuridzi, kana iwe uchiziva nezverudo rwemumwe wako kune imbwa, uye utumire nemharidzo yakadaro.
Kana mukomana wako achida imbwa, sms yakadaro yakabikwa chaizvo
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"Zvakadii nezvako kuti utenge?" - Gadzira mufananidzo wemitambo yakati wandei yemavhidhiyo, kana iwe uchiziva nezve kupindwa muropa neyekukona kwemitambo yemitambo, wozoita chipo.
"Nyora-kubva 0.00 ₽ Kumba Cinema. Code: 111111. Usataure chero chinhu kune chero munhu. -Kuraidza meseji yebhangi kuti uzive mudiwa wako manheru. Tumira mafoto emapikicha apedza kudya uye zvinwiwa zvakagadzirirwa kutarisa sofa ine zvakapfava mapuranga uye mapiro.
"Zvinoratidzika kwandiri kuti ini ndoseka. "Tarisa?" - Kana mukomana wako achifarira kubata hove, kuvhima kana chimwe chinhu, uye iwe unoda kumupa chipo, tumira meseji, uye mushure mekuita kuti ugadzirise mufananidzo wechiripo.
"Kutanga kwaAugust na7 PM kuIvanova, imba 1" - Iwe unoronga zuva iwe pachako, kwete vese varume vamwe chete ivo varume vanogadzira mazororo kwatiri. Iwe unogona kuenda kuMini gorofu, bhururuka pamwe chete muAeroturbation, renda iyo yakazara cinema kana kusaina kune iyo pendi tenzi kirasi.
Rangarira zano rake
Kwete yemurume wemamwe marara pamweya pane kuona kuti unozvinzwa uye kushandisa matipi. Kuchinjana kwakadaro kwekuraira kwekurudzira kunosimbisa hukama pakati pevanhu. Iwe unovimba nekusarudzwa kwemumwe wako, uye ndewako - zvinoitika kuti unovimbanawo futi. Nezvavavariro yavo, unogona kutumira mameseji akadaro:
"Zvinoita sekunge ndadya rurimi rwangu" - Nyora meseji, uye mushure mekuita kwacho kwazviri, tumira mufananidzo wekudya kwemangwanani. Flakes, michero yemhando yepamusoro kana chimwe chinhu - tenda iwe yaunofarira zano kuti uedze zvigadzirwa zvitsva, izvo mukupedzisira kwaunofarira.
"Ndine urombo, uye hauna kuona musikana akanaka kwazvo epasi pano?" - Mharidzo dzakadai dzinowanzo nyora vakomana, asi nei zvisingakwanise kuzvirumbidza? Tumira mufananidzo mumupfekero wake waunofarira umo mudiwa haakunde maziso ako.
"Hmm, ini, zvakare 15?" - Sunungura munhu wedangwe ane kumeso pasina gadziriro, sezvaanokupa zano kuti ufambe kana uchitaura nezve runako rwako rwechisikigo.
"Ndiri kushamisika kuti ikozvino kushandisa mari - kuuraya paLMMorgini kana kusvika muganho kune snickers?" - Izvi zvinogona kunyorwa kana mukomana wacho wakudzidza kubva mune yakaipa tsika nemuenzaniso wake wakanaka. Semuenzaniso, iwe wakatanga kushandisa mvura shoma uye magetsi, enda kuchitoro uine shopper pane kutenga purasitiki package kana kurega kuputa.
"Ndiri kunzwa kunge ndiri zvakare 5, uye ini mitch kubva kuchitoro kuna ambuya vangu kumba nechingwa chehomwe muhomwe yako." - Mharidzo yakadaro inogona kunyorwa kana iwe wakatama kubva kune tekisi kuenda kuBhasikoro pane zano rejaya uye rinofara nezvazvo.
Taura izwi rakanaka vadikani - bhizinesi 1 miniti
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Tsigiro pane yakakosha poindi
Kana mumwe wako aine zuva rakaoma pamberi pemisangano yakawanda, kana kuti iri kusangana neyamoyo nguva yakanakisa, iyo nzira inofanira kunge yakasimba. Imi mose munoziva kuti munogona kusiira mameseji akanaka pane firiji, asi hazvizokwanisi kumunyorera SMS, kuyeuchidza kuti mune chero mamiriro ezvinhu akaoma aunoenda naye padivi:
"Ndiwo Mutungamiriri here?" - Tumira murume wake mufananidzo wevana vake nechimiro chakakomba chechiso kana musutuke "paakasvika" nezvezvinetso zvekushanda uye havadi kuzorora kuti vatarise mamiriro ezvinhu kubva kudivi kubva kudivi rekumusoro.
"Ndinotenda kuti uchave nezvinhu zvese nhasi! Iva nezuva rakanaka:)" - Dzimwe nguva mutsara mumwe wakareruka wakakwana kuita kuti munhu ave akanaka.
"Ona kuti chii chakamirira iwe manheru" - Sunungura mufananidzo wepakeji kubva kune yako yaunofarira mucheka chitoro kana payakarongedzwa kit iyo inotungamirwa nemitemo yako. Usaratidza mucheka - siya izvo zvinoshamisa kusvika nguva yacho yasara yega. Ichaita kuti murume achibiridzira uye nekushingairira kukuru kuzadzisa zvinhu zvavo.
"Chikafu Chikwikwata chaKe chagadzirira!" - Iyo nzira inoenda kumoyo yemunhu inovata nomudumbu, nekuti chokwadi? Hongu, uye kune mukadzi, zvakare, ari kuburikidza nedumbu, hongu, vasikana? Gadzirira kana kuraira yako yaunofarira ndiro kubva kuimba yekudyira.
"Chikwata chokutsigira chakagadzirira kurwa!" - Tora kubva paruoko poster, iyo inowanzomutsa makwikwi emitambo mukutsigira kwechikwata chako chaunofarira. Mharidzo yakadaro ichadzikira chaizvo mudiwa, ichisimbisa kutenda mundangariro dzangu.
Unoda sei zano redu? Kana iwe uchida kuti tibviswe nemhando dzakadai kune dzimwe nyaya - mazuva ekuzvarwa, kwezuva rega rega shamwari, pakutanga kwehukama - kana kutaura nevakadzi vavo kubva pachiso chevarume, nyora mumashoko ari pazasi uye agovana neshamwari.