Turkey: Iwewe uri Natasha!
Munguva yekufamba-famba yakatenderedza guta reIstanbul, mushanyi kubva kuSaratov Kostya D. yakarohwa zvakanyanya. Zvinoenderana nekureurura kwake, akabatanidzwa mune imwe bazaari mune imwe hurukuro yezvematongerwo enyika, iyo yakaitwa muchirungu. Kostya ane mutauro uri pachiyero chechikoro, saka, pamwe, imwe mhando yekugumbura mbiru kune vanhu veko kusaziva. Vashanyi vakabatsirwa muchipatara chemuno.
Kuzorora muTurkey Komer, Muscovite Elena T. akatanga bhuku resotort nelfice yemuno. Mazuva gumi gare gare, achidzoka kumba, akawana zviratidzo zvinoshamisa. Zviongorori zvakaratidza huwandu hwese hwehutachiona hwehutachiona kubva mufambi.
Ndiani Anomirira Pano? Turchanka haina kunyatso tsanangura kune vanoda vevashanyi vedu: Vagari venzvimbo vanonamata zvakanyanya. Asi varume veTurkey vanoramba vachinyatsonzwisisa mukunaka kwedu. Iyo yakanyanya mhaka "pendi" iyi inopisa yeMabvazuva inokwenenzverwa seyekukoka kune kujairana. Naizvozvo, kana mushanyi asina mood "kuchiedza" nemuranda wemabhizimusi wemba kana hotera dj, zviri nani kuita chimwe chinhu chakadai murwiyo rwakakurumbira: "Mudiwa, ndatova nevarume vashanu, Ndinovada vese, uye imi, kana muchida, uve wechitanhatu. " Nditende, iyo yechitanhatu haidi kuzova chero murume pagomo reTurked.
Teerera, varume! Kazhinji, turks dzevashanyi ruremekedzo ruremekedzo uye kuvanhu vanoburitswa kune vechidiki vanoshivirira. Asi usazorodza: Mududziro wekumaodzanyemba kwemakurukota kuti uvewo maniacacs, vezvematongerwo enyika vezvematongerwo enyika, vanyori vezvitendero uye vanongori varwere pamisoro yevagari vemo. Usambofa wapinda mune chero hurukuro (kunyanya, zvematongerwo enyika) zvisina kujairika kubva kune yemuno, usapokana, usashatisa uye usarwadzisa vatauri. Edza kusashandisa zita raNatasha, kunyangwe shamwari yako ichinyorwa. Zvirinani panguva yekugara muTurkey Shores "shandura iyo password" pane chiitiko kana tus. Ndosaka vasikana vedu rwiyo rwakasimbisa "iwe pachako Natani!". Maiwe, yeTurks, zita reRussia rinozivikanwa rakafanana nekuvhiringidzika. Uye kunzwa kuti iwe uri kudaidza mukadzi wako, vanogona kutaura zvisirizvo chimiro chayo.
Kutarisirwa, vakadzi! Kana iwe uchiri kurapwa kutapira kwekunyengerera kwemurume akasviba uye kuenda kune pikicha kana muresitorendi, batisisa: Chokwadi achazoda kutora kose kubva kwauri. Buda mumamiriro ezvinhu ndewekuzivisa kuti iwe unazvo, zvinoenderana nemhedzisiro yechiitiko chekare rudo, pane zvimwe zvirwere zvisingafadzi. Chokwadi, mune ino kesi, kusvika pakupera kwezororo, ivo vanovimbiswa oblique vanotarisa kubva mudonzvo, uye kunyange vashanyi vehotera. Saka, kana iwe usingade kupisa kweTurkey yeTurkey, mune yako shamwari shamwari dzeMusikana - iyo "muzzle yezvidhinha" uye iyo coffin yakanyarara mukupindura. Mune zvimwe zviitiko zvese, shamwari dzakavimbika pane makondomu, kungosango kuwana! Kana zvichikwanisika, usashandise izwi rekuti "muto" muCafe uye maresitorendi - kunyangwe iwe uchinyatsoda kumwa. Icho chokwadi ndechekuti iyi ishoko reRussia risine mhosva muTurkey rinoreva ... Kuremekedzwa Chirume! Naizvozvo, usati wabvunza kubva kune wakamirira, zviri nani kuedza kuyeuka kuti muto weTurkey ari "Suja." Uye pane "Sukhu-suyu", kusiyana nejusi, iyo turkish-zvinyorwa zvinoenderana zvakakwana.
Egypt: uye gungwa rakatsvuka pano ...
Peterbururs Andrei L. MuHurghada akawana doro kubva pasi pematenga. Sezvo takaravira zvigadzirwa zvevaridzi vezvikwata, iyo Russia yakatambidzwa kuchipatara neiyo yehupfumi hwakaomesesa chepfu. Kuongorora kwezviratidzo zvebhodhoro kwakaratidza kuti iyi fluid ndeye vodka yekudaidza yakaoma - mushanyi murombo akapihwa musanganiswa wehunhu hwehunyanzvi uye mimwe mishonga yemuno.
Vashanyi kubva kuLipetsk Olya G., kuzorora muRurm El-Sheikh, akakoka mugari wenzvimbo mukamuri rake, waakasangana naye paari disco. Mangwanani, musikana uyu akarara, shamwari yake nyowani yakanyangarika, ichibata zvese zvekushongedza nemari.
Ndiani Anomirira Pano? Kuenda kuIjipita neEgypt kune iyo yeRussia yevashanyi inonyanya kuve mukana kupfuura neTurkhanka: munyika ino hautomboona zviso zvemuno mugari wemuno. Asi pano pane imwezve sacro neChorus zvachose "Daevka-runako, ini ndinokuda chaizvo." Asi kubva kumurume wake weTafk, kuti hazvisi izvo chete nenyaya yekuti gungwa riri mumakwiro aro rakatsvuka. Avhareji yemunyika yenyika yaFarao, sematehwe, chinangwa sechiratidzo, uye "Bakshish" (mari Navar) inotonyanya kushushikana kupfuura rudo rwemukadzi chena. Uye zvirokwazvo kupfuura mazano pamusoro pekutsikirira.
Teerera, varume! Sezvatambotaurwa, muIjipita haangakupi zvakadaro, saka midziyo yedu yese yekuchengetedza ichazoda kutaura ne "murume" ye "Habibi. Rangarira: MuArab kumabvazuva hazvigone kutora chero chinhu neruoko rweruboshwe, zvinotuka kupa. Usambofa wakatora kubva mumaoko evatorwa venzvimbo hazvibatsiri iwe unobata - kungave kunwa doro, kuputa fodya kana mushonga. Vanogona kunge iine chero chinhu - kubva kuBanal microbes kune mushonga wemunharaunda wemunharaunda. Uye, chokwadika, chengetedza chikwama - zvese zviri zviviri uye nenzira yekufananidzira. Iwe unogona kukuona iwe kubiridzira uye benzi benzi.
Kutarisirwa, vakadzi! Kubva pamai yayo ingangosvika yemoyo, iyo yeIjipita yeIjipita yekutanga pane zvese zvinotarisira zvemari. Zvirinani muchimiro chekubhadhara kwekuzorora kwako. Chero ani zvake, uyo, uye muIjipita anoziva chaizvo kuti nyika yevashanyi ine chikwama chisina chinhu hahusi kuuya. Naizvozvo, kubva kuEnited neEgypt yeIjipita, iwe unogona nyore kubvisa, uchimukumbira chimwe chinhu sechipo uye kazhinji chakaratidza kuti iwe unofunga kuti unakirwe chete pakubhadhara kwake. Kana iyo Egypt ichinge yagadziriswa uye yakagadzirira kubhadhara zvese zvako whims uye kunyange kutenderera mumotokari yako, asi iwe hausati uchizvida, iwe unofanirwa kuenda kune waiver. Nenzira - inozivisa zvakasimba kuti varume vekumabvazuva vari musimboti pane kuravira kwako uye iwe uri fungidziro yakajeka yemabhuruku ane hunyanzvi hweNordic. Haazokuuraya iwe (kune mapurisa evashanyi!), Asi akagumburwa zvechokwadi. Uye panguva imwe chete hazvizotumirwa kwauri madzinza avo emahara uye anotonhora.
Caucasus: Wah, zorora!
Paunenge uchizorora muPitsunde Novgorod Mbeu dzeW. Vagari venzvimbo dzemunharaunda vakatorwa mumakomo uye rakakandwa kunze kwemota. Uye shamwari yake Marina A. akaedza kubatwa chibharo. Neraki, musikana uyo akaponesa chitarisiko chisingatarisirwi panzvimbo yeboka revashanyi. Chiitiko chakaitika nekuti mashoma emazororo pane tekisi akagara mune minibus, uko varume vakati wandei vaitowanikwa kare. Uye munzira, Marina akatora kokero yavo kuti anwe waini uye akapindura achidonhedza kuti Djigites anodhindwa sechibvumirano chakakosha pane kujairana. Somyon chete anogona kudzivirira iyo yakatsanangurwa erotic zororo.
Ndiani Anomirira Pano? Kuenda kuzororo kune iyo yekutanga yakabatana peni - kuna Abkhazia, Ajaria, pamwe muSurance Sochi uye Adler, iwe hausi munyaradzi njodzi kupfuura munzvimbo dzakareba. Vakuru vemakomo nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero chivimbo chakasimba: Mukadzi kana mukadzi akasvika mumicheto yavo, saka chete kuti apedze nguva navo zvisingaenzaniswi. MaCaucasi anowanzove nemari, auto uye anoshingirira.
Teerera, varume! Kana mwanakomana anozvikudza weCaucasus akazvitarisa mukadzi, haazombofi akashivirira kupindira kubva pamakomputa ake. Naizvozvo, kana iwe ukafamba nemukadzi kana musikana wangu, edza mushe kuti uzvidzivirire pakutaurirana nerudo rwuno. Ruremekedzo rwakajairika kana kunyemwerera kubva kuMukadzi, vanogona kududzira mazwi. Fungawo nezve caucasians - vanhu vanopisa kwazvo. Usabate kudada kwavo uye kuzvishingisa. Nekudaro, chirevo ichi ichokwadi kune chero pfungwa yepasi.
Kutarisirwa, vakadzi! Jigit haaneta nekuchema nekureba uye akanaka, saGeorgian toasts, kutaura - dai chete wakabvuma kuenda naye pane kebab kune imwe nzvimbo pagomo akhun. Achavimbisa noushamwari kuti hapana maapinda haazoteveri izvi. Zvisinei, kuve mumwe pane mumwe mugomo, Kaucasian akarega akazivisa kodzero yake kumuviri wako achiti: "Ini ndiri murume kana kupi?" Kune vaivamo vaivimba nemwoyo wose: Ndiani ane musikana wemusikana, anomutamba. Ramba uchifunga: Dzimwe nguva dzemicheka dzinogona kupfekwa zvisikwa zvechisimba. Ehe, zvakanyanyisa zvinoenderana nemwero wekusimukira kwevadjigites akakukundwa newe, asi kunyange zvakanakisa zvacho zvichaedza kukuita yako. Nekudaro, pane antidote. VaCaucasians - Varume vanoratidzika, vanonzwika, uye ndosaka kwavo kwavo kuri nyore kuchinja kubva pane chimwe chinhu kuenda kune chimwe. Semutemo, vanoda chero mutambo, pamwe nekukurumidza mukuremekedza zvikuru mukadzi. Ipo mupfungwa, hongu, kwete kune iyo resort mudzidzisi muBikini, asi kuna amai, hanzvadzi nedzimwe hama pamudzimwe mukadzi. Naizvozvo, kana iwe wakamborwadziwa pakurwadziwa kwekutya kwako nemubvunzo, semuenzaniso, nezve bhora, iye achakanganwa nezvebonde uye nekuverengera hurukuro yese pane zvinangwa uye zvirango. Munguva yemitambo yemitambo, edza kusaziva neiyo uhager inokwikwidza nekufunga kwako pachako kubva mugomo (bvisa kubva mubako, imba yehotera, nezvimwewo, kuve muvanhu. Uye ipapo ndinogona kuzivisa zvakachengeteka: "Ini handina kufanana newe uchizvifunga iwe?"
Kana nhamba yacho nemitambo isati yapera, aripi inorema inoenda mukufambisa: "Iwe uchave nemurume usinganyanye kunzvimbo yakavanzika, munenge murume asina kujairika angadai ari munzvimbo yakavanzika. Ungaiteiko? " "Wah, uye iye, nezvake." - Mhinduro yakatendeseka ichazotevera. Chii chauri pano sepano kuti: "Unoona, asi iniwo ndine baba vane simba (Hama, murume akatendeseka (uye ini mukadzi, amai) iwe wakatenda iwe, uye iwe unowanzo jigitis wakazvimiririra Funga nezve "mhando uye kuuraya anogona" - uye anosiya rukudzo rwako rwega.
Islands: Crib yeAboriginal
Muscevite anatolly sh., Kuitisa zororo paMauritius, akasangana neyechitsuwa chinoyevedza. Nerudo iye aive nehunyanzvi uye hunyoro. Asi zuva chairo mushure mekusangana naye, neAnatotly kubva pamakumbo mumusoro aive akafukidzwa neganda rine ganda rekutanga. Vashanyi vakatya kwazvo, vachifunga kuti ndeimwe chirwere chisingawanzo. Sezvineiwo, sezvo zvainge zvatova muMoscow, kwaingova mhirizhonga kune mafuta, ayo anopenya mugomba rake.
Mugari weDunhu reMoscow Victoria N., kuva turpsputovka paPhuket Island, akawanikwa Thai mapiritsi ekurema uremu. Munguva yekudya kwemangwanani, Vika vakatora zvidimbu zvakati wandei kamwechete. Uye manheru, tembiricha yake yakasimuka, kuyambuka kwemakumbo uye kutyorwa kwekutaura kwakamuka. Pausiku, Victoria aifanira kutakurwa nekukurumidza kuBangkok yekuongororwa. Vashanyi vane dambudziko rakakura rekuita basa rekutya.
Ndiani Anomirira Pano? Mahezheni ezvitsuwa zvisingachinjiki anenge asina kushatiswa nebudiriro. Island Don Juans uye Charovoniks zvakanyanya uye epurasitiki, uye manzwiro ega ega kana chishuwo pasina kuunganidza zvinoratidzwa nemaitiro. Heino sheet yebireve: kana iye anokunetsa ruoko rwako - anobvunza kuve polaskaya; inotsvedza ruoko pamusoro peiyo elbow - kukumbira kuti urege kuenda; inoisa ruoko rwako pabendekete - inoenda kuRapprokement; Uye kana muchindwe wako uchiridza ruoko rwako rweprop - ziva aborigine yako (ka) inowedzera kubva pachishuwo! Hausi kupokana here? Iwe unongofanira kunyatso svina pussy yako pussy yako mhinduro, uye chiratidzo chako chinogamuchirwa uye chinopihwa kuurayiwa.
Teerera, varume! Kuwedzera kumakondomu, ayo anofanira kuchengetwa pamwe chete navo pane chero nyika uye mune chero nyika, haisi, kubata mushonga kubva kune allergies newe. Uyezve kare kuti vadzidze mamiriro ehutsanana munyika, maunotsigira nzira, uye kuita zvese zvinodiwa zviyero. Edza zvakare kudzidza tsika dzemuno uye zvinhu usati wafamba, kuitira kuti usazowana kana izwi risinganzwisisike kana kugumbura kwezana remunharaunda.
Kutarisirwa, vakadzi! Vanamai, kwauri zvinoenderana nezvese zvatakataura nevarume. Uyezve, ndisina mhosva, usatore madhiragi emuno - kana kurasikirwa nehuremu, kana kuvandudza orgasm, kana kuti kugeza kwebvudzi, izvi zvese hazvizivikanwe nemishonga yedu yemishonga yemishonga, uye mhedzisiro yekukanganisa kwavo pane muviri wako kunogona iyo isingafungidziriki.
Tamtam inhare!
Kuve kuzororo muSouth Africa, vakaroora kubva kuSt. Petersburg akaenda kune rwendo rwezororo rebusssky uye akasarudza kurara muhusiku muBungalow aripo. Usiku, vashanyi vakasvinudzwa nevaAborigine vakaedza kuvaita kuti vazuze dhiabhori uye vatore chikamu mune imwe mhando yemusango orgy orgy orgy orgy orgy orgy orgy orgy orgy Orgy. Petersburger zvakare akaedzawo kutarisa mvura inofungidzira uye inorara imwe mhando yeuswa neunonhuhwirira kusingafadzi. Chokwadi, kusangana nekumuturazve kwakaoma, maAborigine haana kusimbirira uye akasiya vashanyi vega.
Ndiani Anomirira Pano? Izvo hazvisi chakavanzika kuti iri pane yeAfrica kondinendi iyo nzira huru dzekushanya kwepabonde dziri kumhanya. MaGerman uye maBritish evarume vezvevakomana kunyanya vanofarira kufambisa kuenda kuAfrica kuti vanyararire manzwiro ezvisikwa. Chakavanzika chebonde hunonzwisisika hwevagari vechikwata cheAfrica uye zvisingaverengeki zviwi - zvine chekuita nemufaro wepanyika. Vanhu vatema vanobatana neupenyu nyore kupfuura varungu, vanofara nezuva rega rega sevana, vachiedza kuwana zana muzana kubva pane zvese zvavanoita. Uye kubva pabonde - kutanga pane zvese. Zvichida izvi zvinotsanangurwa nenyaya yekuti hapana kana kutonhora munyika yokumusha kwavo, uye zuva nemichero - nguva dzese dzisina kurambidzwa. Uye ivo pachavo, kubva paudiki, vakasununguka munzvimbo yekuzvarwa mune imwe bandeji yemapampasi, pasina kunetsekana kuti muviri usina kupfeka unonyara, uye zvepabonde zvakasviba.
Teerera, varume! Maitiro ezvepabonde evazhinji vemuAfrica ari nyore uye akapusa. Nekudaro, funga izvi: Mumadzinza mazhinji emadzinza, mungozi wegodhi unoonekwa sezvinhu zvakajairika uye zvakajairika! Vakakwana uye vanobatana vhezheni uye vaAfrica uye mushure meZuva rekushanda rakazara rinokwanisa kurova husiku hwese muTamtama uye kutamba kwemadzinza uye muchato. Kana iwe ukawira mumunda wavanofarira, ivo vanofanirawo kuitawo nekukurumidza, vasina kubva pamoto mutsika. Bhizinesi rako nderekunakidzwa, nepo kurangarira zvakachengeteka zvepabonde zvakachengeteka uye kuchenjera kusarudzika kwehukama (zvese zvinodiwa pombi dzinofanirwa kuitwa kare). Kana iwe usingade kupokana nehuwandu hwevatema, dzivirira rusaruro mune chero kuratidzwa. Uye zvakare - izwi reRussia "negro". Iyo inobatwa nyore nyore nevatorwa panguva yekunzwa, sezvinobvumirwa neChirungu Nigger, inogumbura kwazvo.
Kutarisirwa, vakadzi! Rangarira kuti kudivi rekuchinja kwekufara kweAborigines ndiko kupusa kwetsika. Kazhinji, zviito zvavo zvounoshamisa zvinotaurwa nemitemo isingadzivikanwe. MuGhana, semuenzaniso, mukusangana pabonde nemunhu chero upi zvake waunoda (kunyange mudiki, akaroora uye akaroora) ane kodzero yekubatana nemurume wese, iyo iri muhuwandu hwe ... $ 50, gwai rimwe uye mabhodhoro matatu e bamboo Vodka! Iyo iri mune yakanyanya kunaka ichavanzika pane iyo nyaya yekuzvitakura. Saka usakanganwa makondomu, ivo, sezvavanotaura, uye muAfrica makondomu.
Uye isu tese tinoda kuyeuka chinhu chikuru: toti "kwete" isu tiri chero kupi mukati mepasi. Uye "Hongu" nguva dzose dzinoramba dziri pane kungwara kwedu.
MuKitambo Yekutanga-Yekubatsira Yemufambi
Usakanganwa kurongedza, kuenda munzira:
- Epiges Spray (inoshandiswa kana isina kudzivirirwa kusangana, uye zvakare profiphi);
- Miramistin (inoshandiswa zvinoenderana nemirairo mushure mekubata pabonde, kunyangwe kana kondomu ichiitika);
- Stile bandeji uye bacterididal plaster;
- Antiseptic Solution (chlorhexidine, hydrogen peroxide), iodine kana girini;
- mushonga kubva kune allergies;
- Painkillers;
- Activated kabhoni;
- Kugaya enzymes.
Vakadzi:
- magets kana magemasi
- sipo ine lanolin - inogadzira firimu rinodzivirira pamuviri, kwete kupa mabhakitiriya kuti awedzere. Nepo nzira dzaive nedoro, pane kusapindirana, iyi firimu yaparadzwa, nokudaro ichivhura nzira inoenda kuhutachiona. Naizvozvo, panzendo refu pasina Lanolin - hapana kwese!