"Ndapota, kana usina chokwadi chekuti hausi nzara, saka zviri nani kuverenga mumwe munhu, uye kwete ini, Lena Lenin. Kupfuura zvese, zvichaitika, O, Mwari wangu, nezvazvo ... Izvi. Chokwadi icho chaive chisiri muSoviet Union.
Saka, kana iwe uri kuita rudo nemurume mumwe chete, panguva imwe chete, munzvimbo imwecheteyo uye munzvimbo imwecheteyo, saka usashamisika kuti moto wekusuwa uchaenda nekukurumidza. Uye makona ake akatsemuka anodzunguduka haangamiriri kunakidze kwete chete, asi zvakare nezve zvinotyisa! - yake. Kukurira tsika dzebonde. Ngatiti kwaya: "Zvakanaka sei Lenin nesu!". Saka, edza kushandura imwe yemaitiro ako akasiyana. Kana iwe uchiwanzoita rudo murima, kukoka kuti izuva rekudya kwemanheru uye usatombozvipa kuzvinetsa nematambudziko ezvibvumirano. Idi rekuti iwe uchamupa, kusangana zvakakwana neyegumi nenhatu zvitsitsinho, zvichakonzera kushamisika kwezvinhu zvakasiyana zvachose. Pasina mhosva usatarisa mahwindo. Varume vanoda maziso. Uye hauzokuvadza zvishoma kuvimba kwekukwezva muviri wako.
Nzira yekutanga yekukonzera kufarira ndiko kugadzirwa kwesainzi uye tekinoroji kufambira mberi kunonzi MMS. Zviri nyore kutumira, pamwe neyakajairwa SMS. Paanenge ari kubasa, tora mufananidzo wetsoka dzako neyakanaka pedicure uye kumutumira uyu mufananidzo. Wobva watumira mufananidzo wehunhu. Mushure memaminitsi mashoma - caviar. Ipapo - mabvi. Zvadaro - chiuno ... uye mirira. Nditende, mafungiro ekushanda nazvo anobhururuka nekukurumidza, zuva rese haazombofunge nezve zvinhu uye nekukurumidza kusvika kumba, pasina lingring mubhari neshamwari.
Iwe unogona kuwedzera kune hupenyu hwepedyo neakajaira vacuum kuchenesa. Kutanga kuchenesa kushama mune imwe alarm uye pane zvitsitsinho. Akashamisika kuti apindure kuti kana akawana guruva, anogona kuranga. Tenda kuti kekutanga ichauya kubva pakuchenesa zvizere.
Kuti uuye neEcstasy, chero isiri iyo isiri musimboti, zvinokwanisika uye nenzira yekutanga, iyo inonyanya kunaka kana iwe uri mukuru pamberi pake. Sekukumbira ruregerero, regai azvipe iro rakanyorwa "gwaro rekuwana mufaro", rinoratidza kuti basa racho richapihwa chero nzvimbo, chero nguva. "
Pasi pekufungidzira kwemvura inochengetedza, mupe kuti atore pasi yekugeza. Ingovayambira pamberi pazvo, nekuti, pamwe achanyara. Asi iye achanyatsoda kukurudzira kwezvekunze.
Izvo zvinokwanisika kuchikuvaridzira panguva yakakodzera iwe uye munzvimbo iri nyore kwauri iwe unogona zvakare nehope, nekuti chokoreti chinoita kuti varume "vanozivikanwa sedumbu rembiru, pamwe nedumbu. Orbitofrontal Bark yeuropi.
Paunouya kuresitorendi kana kushanya, inoshanda kwazvo uye isingatarisirwi ichave meseji yekuti hapana pilies pauri. Kana ichitakurwa, iwe unogona kuenda pamudyandigere muchimbuzi - iwe uchafarikanya nechido chake.
Iwe unogona kuisa girazi kubva mumusoro wemubhedha kana kubvisa zvaunofarira pane camcorder.
Ukasararami naye pamwe chete, unogona kuuya kwaari mune imwe mvura yekunaya. Usamhanyisa kusunungura. Rega atange iye amene kuti azive kuti hapana chinhu pasi pako!
Geza bvudzi neAphrodisia neAphrodisia muAphrodisia muAphrodisia mune varume, nekuti vanonakidza mafuta vanowanda vekushamisika .
Kuzviona kuti ishande, uyai neiri kunzvimbo pamberi peyekumisikidza mune mutete, zvachose pachena peignoore. Achanetseka kuti vavakidzani vachakuona, asi uyu mufananidzo uchamira pamberi pemeso ake muhofisi kunyangwe muhofisi yaMukuru. Iwe unogona zvakare kuisa isina kukwana pikicha muhomwe yejekete iyo iwe yaunorehwa nude. Sezvo awana mufananidzo webasa rebasa, achawana kupenya kwakapinza kwehombodo muropa uye pamba kuchauya mune yakadaro kuti iwe uzotizve: "Maita basa, iwe, iwe musikana waLenin!".