Alexander Dobrovinsky: Nezve Kurwisa Kusvuta uye Amsterdam Cookies

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"Mutemo wekurambidza kuputa, mune dzidziso, zvaisakwanisa kundibata. Ndakarega kuputa makore mazhinji apfuura. Zvakapinza uye noushingi. Kubva pagumi nerimwe kana gumi nemaviri. Yakakanda kunze kwehuwandu husingaenzaniswi hwevasina magetsi uye madhiri emabhokisi uye haana kufunga kuti mubatanidzwa wehurumende waizopfuura nepamba pangu. Uye uku kufona uku kudanwa kwebuddhari yangu refu haina kufanotaura nezvangu supernatural.

- Kumhanyisa, G Leei Gweta! "Ini zvakare" Chiedza Chemori pazororo. " Tsika dzakatanga kupa zvakanaka, uye akabva atora zvese zvangu zvakanaka. Iye zvino ini ndoda kurwara mari. Iwe haudi kubatsira muhomwe - hapana chinodiwa. Vhara nyaya yacho pachayo. Ndine zuva rapfuura mangwana. Chus.

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Tolik haana kumbobvira akasiyana uye akanyadzisa odessa yake Odessa. Pane imwe nguva, Amai vakati pamusoro pake kuti ndiye muJudha. Pamubvunzo wangu, "chiuru" chakatsanangura kuti yaive "muJudha, idiot chiuru chakangwara." Asi aive shamwari yepedyo, taive makumi maviri, uye ini handina kubvumirana naAmai, kunyange nguva yakaratidza kuti yakangoita kuti amurumbidze. Tolik agara achibva kuOdessa. Kutanga kuMoscow, saka muBerlin. Pradedushka toliika yaive shoemaker uye chikamu chenguva-chidhakwa, asi chaigara pedyo neBesessarab dunhu reMoldavian. Naizvozvo generic zita rezita "Catrieska", vachitendeuka mumhuri yeKatsanov kubva kuzvizvarwa nezvizvarwa. Korona yeCretinean-katsmosov Dynasty yaive shamwari yangu anatol.

Tolik akatengesa antique fallakeake kubva kuInstitute. Ndizvozvo. Catiesnika haana kumbobvira adzidza uye kazhinji haawanzo kusvibiswa ruoko rwebhuku. Ndinofanira kutaura kuti zvakabuda naye fungidziro haina kushata sezvandiri kuda vamwe. Kamwe kakapetwa kaviri, zvisinei, asi iyi tolik inofungidzirwa nemitengo yekushambadzira. MuGermany, "Anti-Semites uye negodo" zvakadyarwa kamwe chete kwemakore maviri, "hazvingambodaro". Aunatole zvishoma nezvishoma akatendeudza kufambidzana kwake, akabvisa imba muBerlin pedyo nekurfülstendaam (yepakati mumugwagwa), kechitatu akarambana uye akaroora kechina. Muchidimbu, aive nezvakawanda kana zvishoma zvese kunze kwehana nemari. Chimwe chinhu chinogara chichiwedzera kufukidza zvishoma neOdessa e odessa fuflodilera - iye anogara achigunun'una anogona kunge achizivikanwa nekambo "yakadzika joipa". Saka yaive nguva ino.

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Tolik-Schmolica yakazosvika manheru kwandiri kumba kwekamuri yakananga kwenhandare yavo. Iyo nyaya yaive pfupi seMambo weFrench Pipin. Mavhiki maviri apfuura, Catinesca akatakurwa kuMoscow kwete chaicho kosher chigadzirwa. Kubva pane gumi nevaviri zvinhu zveAberge eleven yaive mabasa evanyori vemazuva ano, asi zvakagadzirwa zvakanaka pasi pezai Viktor Felixivich Vekseber Vekseberg Vekseb. Wegumi nemaviri (uye iyi tolik yaive yekudada kwazvo)) yaive chaiyo chaiyo, asi yakabiwa zvishoma. Chokwadi, kwete pano kwete kuGermany. Mu NYC. Zhizha rapfuura. For berlin odenta, chaive chiitiko chinotaridzika. Tsika Mavhiki maviri apfuura, inogona kuoneka, yakaitwa pane iyo system "yakabatwa loch - uye doi inononoka," ichigadzira anti-bhizimusi bhizinesi rinopihwa. Kana kuti anoratidza kuti chigadzirwa chose chibereko chinhambwe, uye chinogara pasi nekuda kwekunyepa, kana kuti anoratidza kuti zvinhu zvese chisikwa, uye chinogara pane imwe nyaya. Paive neimwe sarudzo yechitatu - kuvapa mari. Asi neizvozvo, kuyambuka muganho, Torak aive akaipa, akabvuma kuti isa mubhadharo uye, vachiti vabati veCustoms yavo idiotic "Chus" ("zvakanaka" muchiGerman), vakadzingwa muBerlin.

Mangwanani akafanana "Abergavaya" akachinja, kokupedzisira, uye takaenda pamwe chete kuti titaure.

Mushure meawa nehafu, ichibvumira vatariri veCustoms kuti vataure neni nezvaPhilip Kirkorov, Stas Mikhailov, Olga OlGovere naPrigalova naPrigi Olt Takazunza maoko edu, Catinesca akapa zvese zvaakapa Germany yemutemo wake wechiGerusine muchimiro cheCucus uye Dankeshon, uye isu takasiya guta nezvinhu zvese.

Cottages mumusha weGolf Club Nakhabino Mira nemirwi yechiedza. Zvidimbu zvitanhatu pane murwi. Kuisa kune yedu, takaona boka diki revavakidzani nezvimwe zvinokambaira, izvo zvakanyanyisa kugeda, kutarisa porvuri redu.

Kubva kushamwari kwemakore "Honkey", musikana anotyisa anochema, nguva nenguva anotendeukira mukuchema kwevakadzi uye ruzha rwezvinhu zvinodonha. Munyika iyoyo, zvaive pachena kurwa kunotyisa uye kweropa kwemidziyo yedu. Uyo uye zvaakarova zvaisazvioneka. Izwi rakaridza mhere neDonetsk accent uye rakanga rakafanana neyaiye achiri musikana wegari mangwanani.

Pakupedzisira, zvese zvinyemwerera.

"Mukufunga kwangu, mumwe munhu ari mumba mako," Tolak akasaina.

Pakanga pasina chekuita, uye ini, kuungana pamweya, ndakashinga kusvika pamusuwo weimba yangu pachangu kuti nditarise muiyi keyhole. Pakanga pasina munhu mumba yekutandarira. Ndakateerera kunyarara uye zvakare handina kuwana chero chinhu chinoshungurudza mweya.

Chinhu chekutanga chandakamhanyira mumaziso angu nemaoko patakazoenda kumba ndiJessica. Yorkshirich, achiona muridzi, pakarepo akarukwa kubva pasi peSofa uye, akakotama zvinyorwa zvese zveOlimpiki mukusvetuka kwembwa, yaive imwe yekufamba mumaoko angu. Imbwa inotevera maneja, akaedza kukwira muhomwe yemukati yejekete musoro pasi uye rinodzikiswa. Nezvehupo hwayo ikozvino chakafanana neye shoma shoma padhuze nepfupi. Muchipinda yokugara, zvidimbu zvendangariro zvakarara mukati, mikombe yangu yegorofu, sofa mapiro, fenicha uye zvipfeko zvese. Tafura yekudyira yaive yakarara parutivi, nenzira yakajeka inoratidza chimiro chake chaakange achangotsungirira imwe mhando yekukomba.

- Fonderhui Zeeblotka (Change Kurasikirwa), - Akaburitsa Council Anotung Atatoly, achifamba mune tsika yemaminitsi anotyisa kune zvinyorwa zveUkraary. "Zvinonakidza midzi yeIzwi iri?" - Vapenya mumusoro. "Pamwe vaviri kana vaviri," ndakasarudza, "asi mumwe wavo anonyanya kukosha," ndokutarisa tarisa. Mufananidzo uyu wakafanana neyedukupedzisira purom mune inogadziriswa pekugara. Sevha iro rakawanda-rakatsetseka kufunga kuti mukadzi akazopedzisira awana chimwe chinhu, ndakabuda pamusoro peveranda.

Mukona, akatambanudza maoko nemakumbo ake pakona mumadhigiri makumi mapfumbamwe, achiyeuchidza punki papuru, akagara murwi wakadzivirirwa weGhala.

- Zvakanaka, iwe neunyanzvi! - Ndakandipa crust yekona yeVeranda uye ndikabva ndangotanga kune imwe nzira kusika snks pamwe nekuregererwa kwakasvitswa nedambudziko.

Zvinorehwa nezvandakanzwa zvaive zvichizununguka kune chinotevera.

Mushure mekunge taenda kunotsika kare, Galyna aive nemangwanani uye akatanga kuchenesa imba. Kuva pamusoro pepasi pechipiri, akanzwa maviri maspanji nenzeve dzake akapwanya mukatara uye akaedza pakutanga ari paVaCuum akachenesa, uye ipapo vakatsvaga chivimbo chekufungidzira kwemwedzi unotevera pamba. Spaniards nenzeve dzakasiyana kubva kumamwe marudzi ese epasi, uye handifanire, zvese uye zvakanaka, aneta zvakanyanya pane chero nguva, achirwa mangwanani kubva pamabhodhi aya. Uye kazhinji, inofanira kuenda kuminhenga, seiyi inogona uye zvino kuvanda muchimbuzi. Uye ikozvino ini ndichavaitira. Kunyange zvakadaro, vashanyi vangu, haana kuvakoka. Ipapo musikana akavhara maziso ake, ini ndakagara mumaziso akadaro, ndisingafambi, masekondi makumi maviri ndokuti: "Zvakanaka kuti zvichiri miti yakazara uye yemichindwe, asi mushure mekunge murandakadzi yakakanda musoro kune imwe nzvimbo kumashure uye kutya. Ndakaswedera pedyo uye ndikabvarura Galina. Kubva pairi, zvachose chinhu chakanyungudutswa, kunze kwekunhuhwirira kwakangocherwa wakabikwa iwe. Murwi wepfungwa akapindwa neye chena bhokisi muruoko rwedenga.

"Ane makore akati," Akatendeukira kwandiri, "benzi iri rakapisa makuki ose."

- Chii chinonzi cookie? - Ndakabvunza mutauro wakarohwa.

- Zvakanaka, chii chatinobuda kubva kwavari? Makuki akafanana neyekupfeka cookie, asi zvishoma nezvinonhuwira. Ini ndakabhururuka kubva kuAmsterdam nezuro. Ndipo pandakatenga cookie neashisheni, inonaka kwazvo. Uye ichi chinongedzo, pandakanga ndisina kugadziriswa usiku, ndakafunga kuzvidzora. Zvaive zvakafanira, chokwadi, kwaari, zvichazvisarudzira izvo zvakakosha, asi ini ndinoshuva, kuziva kuti aive nechitoro chaTenzi ...

- Teerera, urambe uripo, wakauyireiko kumba, hauzive kuti neni kana mukadzi haana kumbobvira abata izvi zvakaipa? Chii chaunoda vana vevana kufadza, chidimbu cheidiot?

"Wakatyora sei seuchi (unopenga) pane mubatiri: Ndanzwa, sho iwe wakarambidzwa kuputa, saka ndakafunga kuti hapana munhu airambidza sho ?!

Yaive kuseka kwake kwekupedzisira. Ndakamuyeuka makore ese makumi mana eushamwari hwedu, amai vake, hama dzake dzose uye vavakidzani vakatenderedza imba nechiteshi chegumi chechifananidzo muOdessa. Tolik akanyarara, zvakadaro, sezviri pachena, aida chaizvo kupokana ...

Panguva ino, Galy, achidzingirira uye kupenya, afamba manzwi asinganzwisisike. Ini ndakamanikidza uye ndakaenda kuimba yekutandarira iri pedyo kumuzivikanwe. Imba yeSergey yakanga isiri, mudzimai waLyuba akanditeerera nechido. Chaizvoizvo, pakanga pasina chekuteerera, nekuti ndakamubvunza foni yevamwe vairarama vanga vauya izvozvi. Lyuba akadzima uye akataura kuti iye amene anodana mumwe, kuhope dzake, uye iye zvino achatanga, asi zvinoda mari inosvika mazana mashanu euros. Ini vese ndakabvumiranwa uye ndakadzokera kuVeranda. Ini idiot yakamuka gallants, neimwe nzira inotsvakira Dernaschi uye yakazonyungudika mukugeza. Kukanda muviri webhandi (kugadzirira kwekugadzirira) mukugezera) neni, catiesnik yakanyatsoteerera monalue yeRosalia yakavezwa, Humambo hweDenga rake. Tolik kubva pakutsamwa kwezvibodzwa neOdessa accent, asi akaramba achinyarara.

Yakanga isisiri chero simba rekumutsa muviri kune repiri pasi pekamuri yaGarina, uye isu, neimwe nzira takaputira dunhu reDonetsk mujasi reTerry, riise mumba mangu yekurara. Mushure mehafu yeawa, chiremba akazviratidza achiperekedzwa nemuvakidzani weLuba. A Nyara Dima makore makumi matatu yamuka mukamuri yekutandarira pane kurumwa neChina, kudzamara kwakazowana potiororo yaunoda potiokatnik. Pashure paizvozvo, akapinda mumba yekurara, akabata gafu yemba, akatarisa chikonzero, achirera muromo wake wekurara, akabvunza zvakaitika. Ndakaitira godo ... Panguva ino, Tolik akabuda pachiitiko zvakare, asi panguva ino akabvunza mubvunzo wakakosha.

- iwe, muunganidzire, kukuvara kana iwe une nyanzvi shole?

Mubvunzo wanga usiri mumeso, asi mumuromo, nekuti zvakazoitikawo kuti chiremba aive chiremba wemazino. Maziso angu akashamisika akange azviona kuna Lysina, asi panguva iyoyo Lyuba akandirova nharo dzazvarwa: "Iwe wakakumbira chiremba wako. Dima yakasiyana kwazvo "... Ipapo vaviri vacho vanozvinyudza pamudyandigere nekisimusi yekazasi inotevera yezhizha nemazwi anoti:" Handei, chiremba, iwe kunyange panguva imwe chete ndakatarisa kwandiri "...

Takatanga kuchenesa zvivakwa. Neisina kujairika, zvaive zvinorwadza uye zvakaoma panguva imwe chete. Mumaminetsi gumi nemashanu, basa redu risingazivikanwe rakavhiringidzwa nemanzwi ekurapa "kuongorora" kubva mukamuri rekusungwa, riri kuuya kuburikidza neWindows Windows. Ingave mbopa angu mashanu akavhura murwere nemuridzi wezinoita zvakanyanya, angave anoongorora zvese zvakanyanya, asi ini ndaive ndakacheneswa pagirazi reCognac uye kusiya kuongorora pamwe chete nemanyorerwo magumo. Neraki, ndiye mugumo - wakauya nekukurumidza. Inogona kuoneka, "kuongorora" kwakapera. Chokwadi chekuti chiremba haana kutarisa muvakidzani kekutanga, kunyange Jessica akanzwisisika. Ndiye uye "chiremba wemazino" wake. Asi nei ndaifanira kubhadhara iyo, pakanga paine musha mudiki waNahabino.

Nenguva isipi mudzimai akadzoka kumba nekutenga. Favorite airatidzika zvakandishamisa zvishoma nezvishoma uye mutsvairo, pamagirazi maviri asina chinhu patafura pedyo neTV, pane murandakadzi asina kusimira, akamira pamubhedha, uye akabvunza.

- Uye chii, kutaura zvazviri, chiri kuitika?

"Iyi inhau refu," ndakapindura.

Kuona kuti mamiriro acho ari kupisa zvishoma, Tolik akaisa baseball cap uye nemashoko "Ndichaenda mhepo ishoma yekufema, neimwe nzira iwe une zvinhu zvakarukwa" wabuda.

- inhau refu? - Ini ndakadzokorora zvandinoda uye ndobva ndawedzerwa - hapana, kutanga. Iwe unoziva, ndinazvo, zvisinganzwisisike zvakakwana, manheru ano nguva yakazara.

"Iwe unoona, mufaro wangu, Tolak akaverenga mupepanhau razvino risina kuputa uye saka vakasarudza kutenga makuki ... oatmeal ... uye chaida chaizvo gale ...

Mangwanani ndakabuda mumugwagwa uye obomlel mune tetanus. Maviri akadhakwa vranican mako emakonzo aive akarara pane muvakidzani-rudo naBentley. Ivo vanyarari Karkali uye vakasimbisa tsoka dzavo, vanoreva nhema pandinopunzika pink hood. Mota yakaputsika pamusoro pechinhu chose uye yakafanana neye mini guta re grozny panguva yekutanga kana yechipiri hondo. Tolik akamira pheranda redu aine sutukesi muruoko rwake uye ari mudumbu muzvingachezvi, akatarisa shiri dzembiru.

- Iwe unoziva, mazana mashanu eurovha, chokwadika, usadzoke, asi kupfupika kwakadaro kunyangwe panzvimbo yemarine haisi yemakore akanaka. Uye ini ndakanga ndichine bhokisi diki rekie, pane reserve. Taki i usiku pane taratayka uye kusaswa, kuitira kuti vakwanisewo muhupenyu ...

Nechimwe chikonzero, ndakavawo zvakanaka. Uye ini zvakare ini zvakare kune yekare memory yekukanganwira toliika-Schmolica. Ndangariro dzepwere chinhu chikuru, iwe unoziva ... Hongu, uye kurwa nekuputa chinhu chakanaka ... "

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