- Wanne launi kuke tarayya da kai?
- Aquamarine.
- Shin kuna taɓa faɗi cewa ka karanta Schopenhauer, kodayake ba ku karanta shi ba?
- Ina yi shi koyaushe. Kuma ba wai kawai game da Schopenhaer.
- Wani irin harin a harin da kuka doke jita-jita, Jaridun da aka kawo sunayensu, an jera abubuwa?
"Na koma sabon gida, inda ƙofar ke jagorantar ƙofa a bayan gida, kuma ba tunani, na buge shi. Anyi la'akari da shi?
- Shin kun ba da kyautai da aka gabatar?
- Babu a'a!
- Me zai iya sa ku sake ja?
- 'yata Seraphim Ivanovna.
- Aikin ku a gaban ku biyu?
- Mama, ba zai yiwu ba!
- Wadanne abubuwa ne kuka fi dacewa?
- ga dukkan kasawar mace.
- Wane iyawa kuke so ku mallaka?
- Tashi, ba wai kawai a cikin mafarki ba ne, har ma a zahiri.
- Babban amfanin ku?
- Matsakaicin.
- Wace irin gwaji ba ku yi ba?
- Teleportation.
- An ba da izinin shiga da ba a tsammani ba?
- haife!
- Shin kun san ainihin adadin kuɗi a cikin walat ɗinku?
- Duk adana tsabar kudi akan taswira.
- Me kuka yi muku alƙawarin kanku a safiyar yau?
- A ƙarshe fada cikin soyayya riga ...