Apigraph:
Mtsinje umayamba ndi buluu
Chabwino, ndipo ubwenzi umayamba ndikumwetulira ...
(kuchokera ku nyimbo za ubwana wathu)
Ndikhulupirira kuti ndikukhulupirira nyama iliyonse ...
Kudana ndi anzanu a amuna anu? Ndipo ndizo zonse chifukwa muyenera kutsamira oledzera Vasya, ndiye bizinesi ya bomba lomwe likuphulika botolo lanu? Kapena wamisala Peyuya, kodi simudzagonjera mabatani onyenga? Osathamangira kuyendetsa ma bastard m'khosi! Mukuwona kuti bambo wanu amathiridwa bwino mukakhala nareskov ndi abwenzi ake. Ndipo sizizunza kwawo konse. Chifukwa chake, lemerezani kuti mukhulupiriretu osankhidwa anu: iwo akunena kuti, Mumbirani ndi amene mukufuna, palibe choyipa chanu ... Ndipo pakadali pano timaganizirana modekha Matenda amadwala. Komabe, kumbukirani kuti: Nthawi zambiri anthu osazindikira omwe ayenera kupulumuka kunyumba - kenako nkuyenda. Ndipo palibe zoyipa kwambiri adzayenera kuvutika - chifukwa cha wokondedwa wanu. Ndipo sizigwira ntchito popanda ubwenzi wachimuna!
Koma kudziwa omwe kuchokera patokha a banja lanu, "mdani" ayenera kudziwa nkhope zawo. Chifukwa chake, dzipangeni nokha mukakumana ndi anzanu omwe ali pafupi ndi abambo anu. Kenako kuzizindikira molingana ndi mndandanda womwe uli pansipa. Kuchokera pamenepo, mudzazindikira kuchuluka kwa chiopsezo cha "chilombo" chilichonse, ngati mungaganize zothamangitsa kunyumba kwanu, mutha kutsegula kusaka malamulo onse.
Nsomba
Kodi ndi chilombo chotani? Uku ndi mtundu wa vuto la kusangalatsa, kusodza kwapata ndi mowa. Mwambiri, zimagwira ntchito ndi mwamuna wanu kuyambira wophunzira kapena nthawi za sukulu. Ngakhale atangobadwa kuntchito. Zomwe amafunikira kuchokera kwa okondedwa anu ndikuti nthawi zina amamupangitsa kukhala kampani pochoka ku chilengedwe. Mu nyengo yozizira, pempho lakuthyola msasa wa mahema pafupi ndi malo osungirako akhoza kusiyanasiyana pa dziko lotentha, kupita kusamba ku mzindawu kapena chochitika chomwe chimatanthawuza kumwa molumwa kwa mowa.
Zizindikiro za mtundu. Elk - mwanjira ina, nyama yovulaza. "Kubisa" kokha ndi chakuti sadzapereka konse abwenzi ake kuti akope okondedwa ake. Ngati Elk Mwiniwake ali ndi banja, adzatenga ana ake (makamaka, wamwamuna) m'malo modula. Cholemba chimakhulupirira ndi mtima wonse kuti zosangalatsa zina zimapangidwa ndi amuna. Madona, malingaliro ake, amatha kuwawononga kanjedza wabwino kwambiri ndikuipitsa mizere yabwino kwambiri yokhala mkhalapakati.
Mawonekedwe a kusaka mwaluso. Moose sikofunikira kufafaniza muzu, pambuyo pa zonse, si munthu wogawana nawo. Ndikokwanira kumuyika iye zikwama zingapo kuti akumbukire - ngodya zina zoteteza za amuna anu ndi kwa inu okha, ndipo zimaletsedwa kuti mukwere pamenepo. Mwachitsanzo, ngati elk amapatsa chidwi chanu kuti musunthe komwe kumayambira tsiku lanu lobadwa kapena kusamba pa Disembala 31, timasowetsa anthu anu. Ngati anu akukhala kumwamba ndikunena kuti "Mkazi, akuti, Mkaziyo adapita ...", Muli ndi khadi lalikulu la Trump - mfundo zomveka zokomera zochita zanu. Muuzeni wokondedwa wanu kuti mumamukonda kwambiri, ndipo chifukwa chake simukufuna kumugawira m'masiku ofunikira inu. Ndipo sichofunikira kwambiri - bwanji osandisiya ine ndi Elk? Ndiotetezeka kwathunthu. Amayi omwe ali mu kampani Elk sapezeka, mungakhale otsimikiza. Inde, ndi mowa - komabe osati vodka. Ndipo, ngati muli ndi mwayi, ndiye kuti mwamunayo amaphedwa kwawo.
Galu
Kodi ndi chilombo chotani? Galu amadzipereka kwambiri kwa mnzanu kapena chibwenzi komanso poyankha akuyembekezera chithandizo chomwecho komanso thandizo. Monga lamulo, ndi wosankhidwa wanu, psa amalumikiza ankhondo, masewera kapena aliyense wopanda kulimba mtima kwenikweni. Galu wadula mobwerezabwereza mzanga pamavuto, ndipo zomwe mumakonda kumulipira zomwezo. Panali nthawi yomwe amagona m'thumba limodzi logona (bala, chipinda, wadi) ndi wamphamvu womaliza adagawikana pakati. Galu amakhulupirira kuti kuyambira nthawi imeneyo palibe chomwe chasintha. Ndipo ngati mmodzi wa iwo "gorbushka" ndi wokulirapo (mwa mawonekedwe a malo okhala, zokongoletsera ndi chakudya chokoma), bwanji osagawana nawo bwenzi labwino kwambiri?
Zizindikiro za mtundu. Mwakutero, palibe kuwonongeka kwapadera kuchokera ku Psa. Kuphatikiza apo, amatha kufunsa kuti azikhala nthawi iliyonse kapena moyo (ngati ndi osagwirizana). Kapena funsani ndalama ngongole. Ndipo wokondedwa wanu sangamukana: Kupatula apo, m'mavuto, ziwenda sizingamukana. Kuphatikiza apo, "nsalu" pa agalu ake okhulupirika bambo wanu akukumana ndi zovuta: Ubwenzi naye kwa iye ndi woyera. Chifukwa chake, ngati thandizo laubwenzi likufunika kwinakwake kuzungulira bwalo la polar, wokondedwa wanu, osazengereza, achotsa nangula, ndipo adzafunafuna. Ndipo ngati kuvutika mtima kukuyamba moyo wanu wa satellite, musakayikire - galuyo akhazikika m'nyumba mwanu ndipo adzaperekedwa kwa wachisoni.
Mawonekedwe a kusaka mwaluso. Kuyesera kuthamangitsa galu wochokera kunyumba - mlanduwu ndi wopanda nzeru komanso wowopsa. Munthu wanu sangakhumudwe chifukwa cha nthabwala komanso kuchokera kwa inu awiri kuti asankhe psa. Ngati galuyo anali akadali kwambiri, yesani kuzitsitsa. Kuyika zopempha zambiri kwa othandizana ndi ndalama komanso ndalama - ndipo kuseri kwa wokondedwa wanu. Musaiwale kuchenjeza Psa kuti zonse zomwe mukunena ndizosamufunsa kuti asakupatseni mwamuna wake. Ndipo ndiuza kamvekedwe kamfuka yachisoni: Amati, Uko ndi wofatsa kwambiri, sudzanena kuti ndi nthawi yayitali bwanji m'Chitetezo ngati ma silika (), sakugwirizana kulikonse ( Mu sadatorium zingakhale bwino kukonzekera!), Ndi ntchito zatsala pang'ono kutuluka (kupeza malo otentha!) Inde, ndipo ndi nyumba ndi nthawi yothetsa china ... Galu sadzapereka Inu. Ngati galu wa mwamuna wanu ali poona ndipo si galu konse, koma afiriji ndi chitsamba, adzakuwombera ndodo posachedwa - kenako Mulungu mwiniyo adzamupempha thandizo. Ngati munthu wa munthu wanu ali galu weniweni, wokhulupirika, adzakufunsani momwe mungakuthandizireni. Kuchokera mu mzimu kumuyamikira ndipo osadandaula kuti ali mnyumba mwanu kwa iye - zomwe angakwere nyama yabwino?
Nkhumba
Kodi ndi chilombo chotani? Nkhumba imatha kumamatira kwa munthu wanu kulikonse - pa zotsalazo, m'sitolo ndi kampani wamba. Uku ndikungoti nyama yomwe imatha kwakanthawi kochepa kwambiri pakulengeza za munthu wanu ndi botolo la vodka kapena kuiitanira popanda gawo lina. Nthawi yomweyo, pa zonena zanu zonse, nkhumba zikalankhula za inu mwa munthu wachitatu, ngakhale pamaso panu. "Ndipo zikukuvutani? Tonsefe tisapitirire inu! Kapena mwakupatsani kale kuti musakukhulupirireni? " Zonsezi zimakhazikitsa munthu wanu panjira yoipa - ndipo, pokhudzana ndi nkhumba, ndi kwa inu. Ndipo nkhumba ndiyofunikira kokha! Kenako, atalandira pachitatu, kapena kutambasulira zinthu zanu zabwino kwambiri "Baba", anakwiya iye phewa ndikumvera chisoni: "Musakhumudwe, Kollen, koma inu mumasungunuka utsi wanu! Ta-Ah-Kaya bitch! "
Zizindikiro za mtundu. Nkhumba, monga lamulo, sikoyenera kulumikizana ndi akazi. Ngakhale atapeza theka, ndiye kuti sakufika nthawi yayitali. Chifukwa chake, amakhumudwitsa munthu wina ali bwino. Kuzindikira kuti m'chikondi, iye adzachita bwino kale, nkhumba imakonda kusokoneza gulu la banja la banja ndikuzichenjeza za akazi. Izi zimayikidwa kuti mubweze mtima wake chifukwa cha kukhulupirika kwake.
Mawonekedwe a kusaka mwaluso. Kuchokera ku nkhumba ndikofunikira kuti muchotsere - apo ayi sichingagawire mpaka kuwononga banja lanu. Njira yosavuta komanso yoopsa yopukutira msampha wa nkhumba ndikuyamba ndi wokondedwa wanu kusewera nkhumba, kenako ndikumzeni patebulo la bondo. Chinthu chachikulu ndikuti nkhumbazo zimakhulupirira kuti kupumira kwa iye. Kenako adzayamba kuyankha kwa inu - mwadzidzidzi ndi inu, pamapeto pake, "yopuma"? Kuphatikiza apo, kumenyedwa ndi mnzanu kwa mnzake - ozizira kwambiri komanso pussy! Pepper Kukopana, Zachidziwikire, musachotse pamaso panu. Mwina adzafunsanso funso lachindunji laubwenzi, lomwe mawu ake omwe amakonda: "Amayi onse ndi opusa, ndipo anu ndi opusa aliyense!" Ngati mungatero, mutakhala ndi maso adala, uzani amuna anu, momwe nkhungu zimakhalira kukoma mtima, kuti akadakusangalatsani, mosiyana ndi ena ... "Nayi ubwenzi.
TSEKWE
Kodi ndi chilombo chotani? Goose ndiye mbalame yodziwika bwino ngati yomwe nthawi zonse imadzitama zomwe mwachita pamaso panu, pang'onopang'ono amamulimbikitsa pang'ono zigaweka. Nthawi zambiri, goose ntchentche kwa omwe amagwira ntchito kapena "amatambasula" kuchokera kumadera, olemedwa ndi zovuta za ubwana. Mwachitsanzo, tsekwe ndi foni yanu yozizira, mu suti yotsika mtengo ndi cufflinks ndi pakati pa nkhaniyo akuti: "Inde, zinyalala - adapambana mu kasino! Mukufuna, ndikukuuzani komwe akumutcha kuti akudzala? ". Kapenanso m'mitundu yogula galimoto yatsopano kapena kanyumba, pofotokoza kuti: "Inde, anyamatawa ndi ovomerezeka, zinthu zomwe zingachitike, lingalirani, inu simungapatse. Perekani foni? " Zosankha ndizotheka ngati wocheperako ndipo tsekwe ndi wochokera ku gawo limodzi la akatswiri. Ndiye jekete a tsekwe angaoneke motere: "Inde, ndili ndi vuto, lingalirani mthumba lanu. Zachidziwikire: Ndinali Ivan Ivanovich Konyka Set, ndipo Mary Ivanna adawoneka bwino m'khosi. " Ndipo chakuti nthawi yayitali komanso yogona Ivan Ivanovovich pomwepo imamupatsa mowa, ndipo namwaliyo wakale wa Mariya Ivanna amalemba moyo. M'malo mwake, amangofunika kukhala iye - kuti mwamuna wanu adakhala pansi pa chofufumitsa. Pambuyo kukhazikitsa comradeyo paulendo woyenda, tsekwe, monga lamulo, umawuma m'madzi. Ndipo itha kuda nkhawa za inu ndi mawu akuti: "Chabwino, ndiye wanu! Tiyenera kudziwa za iye kuti agwirizane ndi moyo wanu! " Ndipo nthawi yomweyo, imagwedezeka nthenga zake, kuti zimawonekera kwambiri - moyo uyenera kuyanjana ndi Iye! Sizovuta kudziwa zomwe zikuyenda, iyi ndi kaduka komanso yobadwa nayo. Koma monga sakuwona ndipo samvetsa kuti bwenzi lake - ndiye kuti amuna anu ndi chinsinsi.
Zizindikiro za mtundu. Goose atathamangitsa mitundu yofananira: adalota za moyo wake wonse kuposa aliyense, koma sizinathane naye. Ndipo ali ndi zowawa mpaka pamlingo wotere, kuti ungathe kusiya munthu wina kwa munthu kapena cufflinks (ngakhale wokongola ") - kukhala wonyansa" pamaso pa bwenzi. Guseu ndi nthawi yochepa kwambiri, kumverera kuti muchiwiri ndi kozizira kwa mazira okha. Ndipo kuyambira mu kuya kwa mzimu, tsekwe umazindikirabe kuti m'moyo wabwino ndi wolakwika, ndiye amayesa kugwetsa kuledzera kwambiri.
Mawonekedwe a kusaka mwaluso. Zachidziwikire, tsekwe ndibwino kukhala ndi apulo ndi apulo mu ntchentche kuposa patebulo monga bwenzi. Koma kuti muwombere ndikudya mbalameyi, muyenera kuigwira choyamba. Chifukwa cha izi, kupanga kumayenera kuthamangitsidwa bwino pogwiritsa ntchito zofooka zake. Pempho loti muthandizire tsekwe siwowopsa: Sadzapereka ndalama za ndalama, koma apa pali upangiri "wothandiza" nthawi zonse! Popanda kutero musalole okondedwa kutsatira malangizo a tsekwe, ngakhale kwa nthawi yayitali adzaona zotsatirapo zake. Njira yotsimikiziridwa kwambiri "yotsimikiziridwa" ndiyoti muzidziika nokha kuposa izo. Uluchi nthawi ndikumuuza chinsinsi "m'chinsinsi" za mwinjiro wa munthu wanu mu bizinesi, monga momwe angakhalire ndi wokondedwa watsopano, woperekedwa ndi wokondedwa wake (ngati mulibe Icho, mutha kukhala Guss mosavuta ndikumubweretsera bwenzi). Apa muwona, miyendo ya miyendo yambiri m'nyumba mwanu sizikhala!