Nkhani Za Nkhani: "Kondwera Roma"

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Kutentha kunayimilira kuti zitheke: mphindi ina, ndipo pomaliza pake ndinawuzidwa zinyalala. Ndipo ngati sitimayo idzafunika mnzanu wa tennis, iye adzandilondolera mabedi a dzuwa kupita ku fayilo ya msomali. Ndinalengeza izi, koma sindinakhale ndi nthawi yoseka, "adawonekera pagombe.

Loto, osati munthu. Mkulu, wosungunuka, wopanikizika, wocheperako, akuwona macholo a slavic. "Machoke ndi thaulo la odanalirayo," ndinaganizira mwakachetechete. Nthawi zambiri echidna. Ndipo ndiye munthu wokongola kwambiri pagombe lonse.

Chifukwa chake sizinkangokhala kwa ine. Atsikana ali ndi kamphindi kamene m'maso. Sitimayoyo idasuta, ndipo Masha adafalitsa bere lolemera loyera:

- Atsikana, Brad Pittle! Ndiye malingaliro anga!

- Ayi, ndi wanga! - Sitimayo inali yokwiya. - Ndinaona yake yoyamba!

- Mumalankhulabe kwa ine !.

Masha atakwiya kusenda sitimayo. Zinawoneka kuti tsopano atsikana azithamangitsana wina ndi mnzake m'papu. Wopusa kwambiri - chifukwa cha mnyamatayo, amene amamuwona koyamba pamoyo, ndipo amene sanawapatse patsogolo pang'ono. Ine ndinangogwedeza mutu wanga, koma ine sindinanene kanthu. Zachiyani? Nthawi zonse ndimadziwa chilichonse pasadakhale ndipo nthawi zonse ndimakhala chete, - pomwe ndimandiyamikira. Ndimakhala, sindisankha, kununkhiza mosangalatsa. Zachidziwikire, sangalandire osati chifukwa cha izo zokha. Komabe chifukwa chakuti osati belo la blonde, osaphonya nyanja, ndipo kuti kusambira kwanga konse kuchokera ku malonda ndi kuchokera pa capulog yanyengo. Koma sizikuchita manyazi kuwonekera mdera langa: Sindine Freak, ndipo ndili ndi mapazi 105 kuchokera ku hini - Roulele-sitima yotumizira mchimbudzi, kenako ndimalira m'chimbudzi kwa nthawi yayitali. Zikuwoneka kuti ngati atakhala ndi miyendo yotere, amalumpha tsopano kukhothi ku Chufu ku Los Angeles, ndipo i ... I ... " ": Amuna amandikonda kwambiri kuposa mwayi kwa ora owonjezera ofuula padzuwa. A Guys ndipo tili ndi zokwanira (khulupirirani Director of the Biblub!), Koma ndi dzuwa mkati mwa chilengedwe kumpoto kwa vutoli.

Ndi Masha ndi sitima, tinakumana kuno, pagombe pa sabata yapitayo, sindinkatha kubwera. Zinali choncho: Atawononga nkhomaliro, ndinaponyera chikwama mchipindacho ndipo ndinathamangira ku Nyanja Yaitali. Anagwada ndikulowera ku hotelo atagona pabedi. Kayf. Ayi, chabwino, chabwino ... ndinangokhala ndi zonona kuchokera m'thumba pomwe mthunzi wa kukula kwazithunzithunzi unagwera pa ine. Ndinkayenera kukweza maso anga. Mukufuna kukula kwachitatu ndi kuphulika kwa pinki yosambira. Barbie wopangidwa ndi mafayilo achitatu a RYazan.

Inu! Awa ndi malo athu! Chabwino, sambani! - Adalamulira.

Ndidachotsa magalasi anga ndikupangitsa maso anga - mwina sindikumvetsa? Koma ayi, nthawi ya nkhomalo sinathe, anthu anadzaza mimba, ndipo mabedi ambiri a dzuwa analibe. Ndidabweranso malowo ndikufalitsanso kama dzuwa.

- Ndinatero kwa yemwe! - sanalandire chidole.

Ndimadana ndikamafuula. Koma zinali zaulesi kunena. Mwinanso ngati sichowoneka, amasungunuka? Kuphika kotere ...

Koma Barbie, wopanda chosweka, wosweka kwathunthu. Ndinkagwira chikwama changa, ndikumatula pambali ndikuyang'ana ku Shale.

"Icho ndi chimphona," ndimaganiza tsiku lililonse. Unadikirira pomwe angabweretsenso Buti yake, ndikukakamira pa chubu chonona. Wowolowa manja "ambre Sherra" adawombera nkhope yake. Chidomulo chimenecho chinatopa, ndipo mnzake - wocheperako, wosewerera wotsika, pafupifupi Bass Strake:

- kotero mukusowa, nkhuku! Kodi, RZHHIK, kukana kuchoka? Ndiye muyenera kudziwa!

Adapangidwa mochenjera, awa awiriwa, omwe adandisankha, apo ayi amasamutsirana. Milandu yoopsa idachepetsa chiopsezo chachiwiri ichi ku Sanalitorice Canopus, pedicures ochokera ku Ryaza ndi mayi wamadzi a Metropolitan. Chosiyana kwambiri mu chilichonse, kupatula kutentha kwamphamvu, anali ndi chidwi ndi anthu onse ogwirizana ndi anthu onse - amuna. Ndi kusiyana kokha - kumapeto kwa tchuthi cha Barbie-sitima kutanthauza kukwatiwa, ndi bizinesi ya Masha - AYI: Iye anali woti athetse banja. Ndinkagwira ntchito pakati pa referee. Ndipo ndimakondanso ngati malo abwino: Mafutawo adabwera. Ndipo chiyani - blonde, brunette ndi redhead. Mwaluso.

... sitimayo idatenga zingwe zosambira, kukoka kwambiri.

- RYZHIK, doming! Nanga ndani adzapeze munthu, ine kapena iye?

- Palibe! - Ndidaseka.

- Wopusa, osati kork! - Yokhumudwitsidwa. - O, kuti za Mamra mu nandolo zofiira ndikumufunanso momveka bwino kwa iye ...

Mamra ku Polka Dot anali wopikisana naye kwambiri. Kulumbira kumeneku kwakhudza kale oyendetsa gulu la anthu angapo, ndipo sitimayo idadziwika kwambiri: Amati, sitifunikira wina wina, koma sadzapereka madontho awo! Kuti pagombe lonse lansanja lamanja linali litangokhala naye iye yekha, sitima, mosakayika kwa mtsikanayo sanakayikire. Chabwino, chabwino, kotero khalani, ngakhale ngati ndisa ... koma osati winawake yemweyo?

- Kuchokera pagombe cutie uyu apita ndi ine - timatsutsana? - Clevel adathamangira kunkhondo.

- Ndipo tikutsutsana, ndi ine? - ndimayesera Masha. - Pamasamba zana!

- Osaneneka! Ndinapita ...

Mverani ntchafu, sitimayo idatsutsana ndi mitundu yake. Nuni wake anali m'chiuno, koma mabere - ndipendeni atatu, ndisungeni zisanu ndi ziwiri. Ndipo popanda silicko iliyonse. Atayimirira ndi chinthucho, blonde batye yathu yotentha idadumphadumpha, ndipo miyala iwiri yamtambo ya Blue. Sitimayo idakuwa ndikunamizira kuti asokonezeka. Zabwino kwambiri komanso zoyipa kwambiri zomwe tidayang'ana kumbali yathu: zikuwoneka kuti adachita manyazi. Zosangalatsa bwanji. Ndiye tikadadya! Koma nandolo wa Mmara adalowa m'makhadi ake: Kuchotsa kusungunuka ngati wofoka.

- RYZHIK, mukuganiza kuti imakwera bwanji nambala yake? - Alarm alamu.

Ndidagwedeza mutu wanga:

- Ntchito zoyipa.

"Chifukwa chake ndikuganiza choncho," Masha adachepetsa pang'ono.

Mawu sanatifikire, koma zikuwonekeratu kuti sitimayo inali kufunsa kuti athandize kumanga nkhani. Chinthucho ndi chovuta, - momveka bwino sichingathe kupirira. Munthu wokongola adawala, ndipo ndidawona kuti ndimasambira. Nanga mzere wa brad pit? Hollywood yonse ikupumula mokwanira! .. Manja amphamvu omangidwa muyezo, osadziwa za mlanduwo. Wopembedzayo adatsogolera mapewa ake, bust wokutidwa ... Ndidatseka maso anga kuti asawone izi, ndipo nditazindikira, sitimayo inali itaduladula mchenga wathu.

"Wopanda mphamvu," adalengeza mokwiya.

"Si aliyense amene amakonda zihule," kutanthauzira kwachakuti.

Sitimayo idafunidwa, koma sanayerekeze kuyankha kwambiri - anali ndi chidwi ndi bwenzi lake lakale. M'nkhani ya Rerzan, analibe mkalasi lotere. Koma kuwongolera chibwenzi ndi chinthu choterocho: pafupifupi mtundu wa spa. Pa nthawi yonse yochotsa nkhope yonse ...

Atayimilira m'botolo, munthu wokongola amamwa soda ndipo anapitilizabe kuyenda. Mwa atsikana athu, panjira, mbali.

Masha anadikirira pamene chinthu cha chilako cha chikhumbo chayandikira ndikulumpha pamapazi ake. Mwala wodulidwa ndi mchenga, umatambasulira munthu ndi dzanja lake.

- Moni, ndine Maria.

Manichire mu mwadongosolo anali mwadongosolo. Ndalumbira kuti lero ndimasiya misomali yanjenjemera ndipo - mwina - ngakhale kupita ku salon wokongola.

- ... wangofika lero?

Lingaliro lokongola - kugwedeza dzanja lake? kumpsompsona? Mwaulemu anakantha masha.

- Zabwino kwambiri, Sergey. Inde lero.

- dzina langa lomwe ndimakonda! Mukufuna, ndidzakhala kalozera wanu? M'miyeso yayikulu iyi yokopa! Khothi, kusambira, kusanja. Balaza! Inunso mutha kutayika. Popanda chitsogozo chabwino, musachite!

- Eya. Ndiye, simudzawombera kusambira? - Woyambitsa Sergey.

"Ayi," mano achi China amawala. - osati mawonekedwe anga.

- Zamanyazi bwanji. - Sergey adanamizira kuti apite.

Masha, masha odzidalira okhalitsa omwe amadzidalira adasokonezeka ndipo sanasinthidwe.

Ha, nchiyani chimapanga amuna ndi mlongo wathu!

Ndipo Mana, mwachiwonekere, sanakonde nthabwala.

Mwinanso chifukwa chinayamba kukhala woyamba amene sanagwere miyendo wake wophunzitsidwa bwino?

- Yembekezani, ndidafana! - Sergey adati Ukrisznarly, ndipo osaganiza kuti achotsedwa.

Sitimayo idayenda, ndipo Masha adawala.

Inde, nayi chithunzi cha mafuta (kwa dzuwa)! ..

- Chabwino, jambulani! - adandinyoza sitimayo, koma ndidagwedeza mutu wanga:

- Yembekezani kamphindi! Nayi zana langa: Ndimasewera!

- Zinali zofunikira kulengeza nthawi yomweyo! - Sitimayo idakwiya, koma Masha - zoyipa ndi zokongola, yemwe wakwanitsa kale kujambulitsa pabedi la dzuwa, adapereka kumbuyo: Lolani. Zikuwoneka kuti amafuna kuti Fiazo avutika ndipo ndili ngati aliyense atagwa, zonse. Ngakhale masentimita 10 akuchokera pa zala za mapazi pa ntchafu, momveka bwino sunandigwire chifukwa cha mdani wake. Sitimayo idandiyang'ana poyesa ndikugwedeza: muloleni!

Zinayamba kukhumudwa pang'ono. Osati ng'ona kwambiri! Ndi miyendo, kachiwiri ...

Ndidakoka chala cholozera (mawonekedwe, osati pa nthawi yomwe ndidalumikizidwa!) Ndipo, osakwera kuchokera pabedi, ndimakongoletsa kwambiri. Atsikana amandiyang'ana ngati wowawa, ndipo Sergey adatenga, ndipo adapita patsogolo kwa ine. Ndipo Ta-ak ankamwetulira nthawi yomweyo ... Atsikana amaphika ma bast. Ndinaitanitsanso. Sergey adatsamira. Nkhope yake inali patsogolo panga.

- Pokhapokha tsopano, mukuti, mwabwera? Ndi zinthu kuti?

"Mu hotelo ... adaponya thumba - ndipo nthawi yomweyo kugombe."

"Zochitika zambiri," ndinaseka. - sabata yatha ndidalowa chimodzimodzi. Mwina tiyeni tipite, tiwone zinthu zomwe mwapeza kuti muchepetse ndalama zokuthandizani?

- mchipindacho? Monga choncho? ..

- Eya. Kapena kodi mwasiya zinthu kuchokera kumunda? ..

Zokongola za kuseka - zowala ndi zoyera, monga kutsatsira mano odzola.

Ndidanyamuka, natenga, ndipo tidapita. Ku hotelo. Manambala ake.

Koma izi zisanachitike, ndimakhala ndi ndalama zokhala ndi bedi la dzuwa. Atsikana adakhalabe ndi pakamwa. Masamba mazana awiri kwa mphindi khumi - osati zoyipa. Zowonadi, zoona ... iwo sanakhale ndi mwayi umodzi!

Ndikudziwa bwino zomwe akazi amakonda amuna anga.

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