Ndipo bwanji ndabwera kuno? Zomwe ndayiwala apa? "Kubadwa uku kumangondiyendera ku mzinda wachilendo kuchokera ku eyapoti. Zachidziwikire, moyo wa kuyenda kapena kupumula kwa zaka zapakatikati. Chifukwa chake zidali choncho. Paulendo wanga wakunja kupita ku France. Zomwe ndimakumbukira paulendo uno wa zaka makumi awiri zapitazo? Inde, nyanja yam'mimba, malo olemekezeka a Paris ndipo, a mkazi wochokera ku Krasnoyarsk, yemwe adapanga china chake kudera la Borotique. Ndigwireni? Andiwonetsa achabecha! " Ndizotheka kuti kuyambira nthawi imodzimodzi, monga lamulo, madiresi opumira amapezeka. Ngakhale atapangidwa nthawi imodzi.
Tikamapita paulendo, ndiye kuti onse a onse akuopa zochitika zosasinthika. Mwadzidzidzi pali cholakwika? Kudziko lina! Ngakhale dzina la chilankhulo chawo ku Russia silingapewere! Ndipo ndikuvomereza, ndikafuna kukhala ngati ophunzira chiwonetsero chotsimikizika ndikufuula kuti: "Ndine wotchuka, ndikunditengera kuno!" Inali ku Arabi. Sindinamvetsetse visa, adatenga pasipoti kuti athetse zomwe zidachitikazo, ndipo dzulo lisananyamuke kuti chikalatacho sichingabwerere, chifukwa munthu wina wofunika amamwalira, malo ofunikira masiku atatu, maofesi onse atsekedwa. "Kodi chiwongola dzanja chiyani ?!" - Ndidayesa mokoma mtima ndi woyendayenda wam'munda, koma poyankha mwaulemu kwambiri ndidalangizidwa kuvomereza kukoma konseko. Zotsatira zake - tsiku lowonjezerapo pagombe la Persian Gulf chifukwa cha oyang'anira alendo. Mwayi? Zachidziwikire, ngati sindinalole gulu la anthu omwe amandidikirira ku Moscow kwa masiku atatu m'mbuyomu.
Mmodzi mwa omwe ndinazindikira kuti ali ndi sitima yakumapeto kwa Riga. Kwa oyang'anira paulendo wabizinesi ndi apolisi omwe adalemba kale mndandanda wa nzika inanso, adangobwera madzulo tsiku lotsatira. Matenda owoneka bwino komanso ojambula pamtengo "wogonana mu sitima ya Tambbour m'gawo la European Union." "Vuto!" - ogwira nawo ntchito, ndipo apolisi adawathandiza. Ngakhale ali m'maso aliyense anali ndi kaduka. Mwinanso izi ndi zomwe zimachitika kwambiri pamkhalidwe wochokera pagulu "china chake chimalakwika." Aliyense tinali ndi vuto lalikulu. Mapulani onyansa, ziwerengero zazing'onozing'ono, pomwe anthu awiri amangokhala pachiwopsezo pakati pawo, ogulitsa msewu wowonongeka omwe sangogunda ng'ombe zamtundu wina, komanso kutenthedwa ndi mitengo ... Kufikira pasipoti, mphete yaukwati, ulemu ndi ulemu.
Komabe, zosangalatsa kwambiri. Pobwerera kunyumba, simungayerekeze chidwi ndi abale ndi anzawo omwe ali ndi nkhani yokhudza nyumba yachifumu yaku Britain kapena nyumba yachifumu ya Venetian. Ndani amafunikira zithunzi zanu za Eiffel kapena Niagara Falls, pomwe pakungofunika kungodina mbewa? Ndipo musayesere kutipangitsa kuti muoneko kuti mudayendera Cape Lern. Uwu ndi Thanthwe chabe. Bola uuzeni momwe mudaliri kumeneko. Momwe ndege yolumikizira idathetseka momwe mudasungitsira kirediti kadi yanu ndi momwe mudathawira pa "chimanga cha" Airlines yakomweko. Pazifukwa zina, zonse zomwe zidawoneka zowopsa muulendo kwambiri, ndiye kuti ndikukumbukira zokondweretsa kwakukulu.
Koma mwina sindine munthu wosangalatsa kwambiri chifukwa chake ndimakonda kuyenda kwambiri, nkhani zomwe zili bwino kuposa thumba lililonse logona. Mwachitsanzo, ndingathe kukumbukira masabata atatu a notelia pamphepete mwa Kupro. Kapena perekani zithumwa za Turkey zophatikizika zonse. Mlandu mu Emirates ndi mochedwa kuti ndegeyo ku Spain, sizinachitike pang'ono kuwunika kwanga, koma ndinaseweredwa pomwe ndimakana kuti ndibwerere ku Freebie ku Argentina. Idzakhumudwa kwambiri tsiku lina ndidzauluka m'mphepete mwa magazi anga. Ndimadabwa kuchuluka kwa ndalama ...