Madona okongola kwambiri pomwe mwamuna wanu (bwenzi, bwanawe, bwenzi, omwe mumawadziwa bwino) angakupatseni mwayi wopita ku paki (m'nkhalango, mu Pringu) atakana kwambiri. Ndiyesetsa kufotokoza momwe zimakhalira.
1. Beer sangakhale woledzera ngati aku America - kuchokera pakhosi powonera masewera. Chinthu chachikulu pankhaniyi ndi mowa, ndipo masewerawa amaphatikizidwa ngati chakudya. Zokambirana zonse za munthu wanu kuti "Sitidzakopa kuti pakhale pivashik yanga," mutha kupempha mawu anga akuti: "Chifukwa chake iwo ndi pivarik wako siwofa kwambiri.
2. Beer sangakhale woledzera monga waku Germany - akusunthira pansi pa bwalo lamphamvu ndikuwombera mabwalo akulu patebulo. Ajeremani amakulitsidwa ndikupanga chakudya chochuluka, chomwe ndichifukwa chake ali ndi mbiri yabwino kwambiri padziko lapansi. Chifukwa chake sizingathandize pang'ono, koma kwambiri - zovulaza.
3. Beer sakanatha kuledzera monga Russia - kumwa vodika kwa iwo, nsalu ndipo nthawi zonse ndikulavulira pansi. Poterepa, ma recepture onse adzamizidwa, vodika "zambiri" kukoma kwa madzi onyansa ndikuyamba kufunsa mtedza wamchere.
Ndipo tsopano za momwe nthawi zina mungamwerere:
1. Sankhani mitundu ingapo ya masauzande ambiri omwe alipo, ozizira mpaka kutentha kwa madigiri 12, kutsanulira mugalasi lokongola ndi malire pamtunda wa chithovu, ndikusambira pang'ono kuti moto uja unayamba kusewera.
2. Pangani sip yayikulu, kuti thovu la semicircle kuchokera pamlomo wapamwamba. Kenako muyenera kunyambita lilime pang'ono lilime, kwezani galasi, yang'anani pa intloctor ndi kumeza.
3. Kunena nthawi yayitali kuti: "Inde," ndikuwonetsa mutu wanu.
4. Imwani ndi zocheperako zazing'ono, kusangalala ndi zokambirana zosangalatsa.
5. Kwa zokhwasula kugwiritsa ntchito mtedza wamchere (koma sangakhale ochepa - ayenera kukhala mosavuta ndikuwononga mkamwa amodzi m'modzi).
6. Pambuyo pa phwando la maola asanu, osapsompsona, chifukwa kununkhira sikungatheke - kuchokera ku mowa kumapulumutsidwa kuposa zakumwa zina zilizonse!
7. Palibe nsomba yowuma! Kuphatikiza ndi mowa, sizingalembetsere inu nokha, koma moyo wanu wonse masiku atatu otsatira osachepera.
P. S.
Chilimwe chafika. Mudzakhazikika pagombe lina. Mukawombera pamchenga wotentha, yang'anani kumanja ndi kumanzere - mwina patali ndi inu pakhale chithunzi chilichonse "Macho kuchokera ku Sary-Abacha", amange maso. " Koma akadzadya "mabotolo atatu ake atatu a mowa, mudzasiya kukhalako kwa iye, chifukwa kufalikira m'matumba omasuka, kudzadwala koseketsa kudzadwala pansi pa mphuno yake. Osayesa kufanana ndi - musamwe mowa kuti muchepetse ludzu, chifukwa sadziwa momwe mungagwirire ntchito! Mowa ndiye chakudya chopanda chakudya, chifukwa chake amavala dzina "madzi mkate". Kumbukirani kuti mowa mug umangowonjezera kulemera kwanu magalamu khumi a cellulite (mochuluka kwambiri mu mlingo wa chakudya), ndipo nthawi yomweyo tiyi dzulo dzulo lake litatuluka.
Ndipo zowonjezera zomaliza, zamankhwala: Beer zakumwa zoledzeretsa ndizovuta zilizonse, ndipo zimachitiridwanso kwambiri. Amuna Beer akumenya minofu ya mtima ndikungoyambitsa kukula kwa mahomoni achimuna - testosterone. Pambuyo pa zaka khumi ndi zisanu ndi ziwiri za Herer, amuna anu (bwenzi, bwanawe, bwenzi, omwe amadziwa bwino) adzapeza chifuwa chofewa komanso bulu wofewa. Koma izi sizitanthauza kuti ndikofunikira kusiya chakumwa ichi! Ingofunika kumwa, azimayi okongola, momwe mungathere komanso monga momwe ndidaphunzitsira.
Yuli Lape