Uwu ndi mtundu wakale wakale. Chatsopano, chifukwa zimachitika zaka zisanu ndi chimodzi (nthawi zina zimafotokozeredwa ndi zokambirana zosayenera zisankho pamutu wopatsidwa). Okalamba, chifukwa cha mikanganoyi amachita zomwe timakhala bwino, - chiwonetsero. Kapena kuyankhula ngati mukufuna. Inde, inde kuti sizichita, zimagwirabe ntchito makina a Kalashnikov.
Tilidi ndi a Wizard Akulu pa TV, zomwe chochitika chilichonse chimatha kuwonetsa. Ndipo palibe china pa TV: palibe gulu la anthu wamba, kapena moyo wapadera, kapena onse osadziwika, koma okha, amawonetsa. Tiyenera kupitiliza.
Nditha kunena kuti zachitika mosamala, zomwe zidanenedwa zakale. Zolakwika ziti? Choyamba. Koma osati kokha, TV yoyenda yokha yomwe tikuwonanso sindikufuna. Zandale, choncho kuyankhula, kudula.
TV yosasunthika ndi pamene ntchentche zimafa ndipo palibe amene amayang'ana. Pakakhala lingaliro limodzi lokha, ndipo ena onse ndi olakwika. Munthu yekhayo amene adadzipereka yekha, anali Alexander Evgenievich Bovin, kukumbukira zowala, mnzake Brezhnev. Pano kwa Iye mu "Panorama yapadziko lonse lapansi" idaloledwa kunena china chapadera, chopatukana. Koma iye yekha, kenako mwanjira ya kupatula. Chifukwa choti mzere wa CPUS pa TV, kumpsompsona kwa leoniid kumeid kunawonedwa mosamalitsa. Kwa chotere, omwe adasandulika kusakaniza, nthabwala. Ili ndiye "Atsogoleri a Atsogoleri" kuti asalole njira. Chifukwa chake, "otsutsa" amapezeka mu ziwonetsero zathu - anthu wamba a ku Ukraine, mitengo, anthu aku Russia omwe adachokera ku Russia. Adani, mu liwu limodzi, adani oseketsa thumba. Zomwe tidawapha ndi malingaliro athu azitsulo. Pakadali pano, mophiphiritsa.
Koma TV yobwezeretsanso ilinso, nalonso. Ndi chifukwa chakuti ndiye kuti palibe amene ali ndi izi (kapena m'malo mwake, ndi dzanja lowala la gorbachev), wailesi yakanema inasankhidwa kuti mutsimikizire. Ndinkafuna kulemba - "ndipo kwa nthawi yayitali," koma sizituluka, chifukwa TV yaulere ku USSR idatenga chilichonse, zinayi kuyambira chaka chaching'ono. "Onani", "asanakhale ndi pakati pausiku", "gudumu lachitatu" ndi mapulogalamu onse a Tamara Maimova pa TV ya Leinngradsksky adapangidwa moona mtima komanso kuchokera ku mzimu. Anthu, ndi owonera, amakhulupirira kuti akuwatsogolera okha, kuposa omwewo. Chifukwa chake ma visone onse adapita, atsogoleri a TV, sizinali zofunikira kutero, ndikulemba, kukoka mtima wa Aki Nonko.
Chifukwa chake, tsopano zonse zimaganiziridwa. Ndipo mimbulu yadzaza, ndipo nkhosa zolimba, zazikulu! Tsopano aliyense waperekedwa, ngati kuti amatsutsana motsutsana, alumbira pazifukwa zamalingaliro. M'malo mwake, aliyense sasamala. Munakhazikika anyamata.
Apa ndi owunikira adachita monga telepaikov Show. Masewera owoneka bwino ngati "nkhandwe ndi amphaka asanu ndi awiri" kapena "amuna asanu ndi awiri akale ndi mtsikana m'modzi." Kapena zisudzo za nthawi ya Karabasa Barabas.
Iwo, ofuna kutanthauza, onse pa ulusi, ndipo ulusi uwoneka. Ngakhale zabwino kwambiri za izo, zowona (zinali zotere). Motsutsana ndi TV, monga kutsutsana ndi Scrap, musasinthidwe. Adzakupangitsani inu kwambiri, nimuchepetse, kufuula musafuule - palibe amene adzamva.
Anabwera kwa zingwe zathu m'mawa, masana, madzulo, chakudya cham'mawa, nkhomaliro ndi chakudya chamadzulo, motero kuti tinasangalatsidwa pang'ono. Zowonadi, chifukwa ilibe mapulogalamu omveka, sikokwanira. Ndipo pano nthabwala zatsopano zili bwino. Ndipo ali ndi nthabwala zatsopano chotere, osasungani. Inde, amafotokoza zisankho za Purezidenti, wailesi yakanema. Oh moseketsa, ndikumakulitsa tummy.