About joy. Dedicated to all men

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About joy. Dedicated to all men 50541_1

Man! Rejoice if your woman loves to buy things. And do not say: "You already have such (or similar)!" If you can not rejoice, remember how yesterday you glued a blonde (brunette, red, bald) in the bar (at work, in transport, in the store). You also have. But you still wanted. Because you love women. And a woman loves things. And this is the happiness that she loves things, not men. Otherwise she would have started a couple more. Plus to you.

Rejoice also when a woman sticks to you with stupid questions, such as "beautiful whether" and "Do you love her." Remember, you get the assurance that you are beautiful, and the woman loves you when you have sex with her. Because then she gives, and you - you take. When you tell her that she is beautiful, and you love her, she takes, and you give. Therefore, they praised her legs, hairstyle, clothes and in general everything you will notice. If you want to disrupt the bank, threatened something unexpected, even though the eyebrows, a woman will definitely see sincerity. Even if it is not there.

Rejoice when a woman tells you how she was cheated in the store or how she quarreled with her friend. Even if he tells a long time, tediously and with unnecessary details. It means that she is weak, insecure and asks you to support. Remember also, she tells you all this to hear that she is "rights", and not at all to find out how you think it is right or not?

If a woman puts you in a dead end with his behavior: he was offended by anything, he fired without reason, I cried with anyone with this - rejoice! Because the reason for her absolutely incomprehensible behavior to a funny banal - she just wants attention sign. Hug it, a kiss, foster on your head, offered to take a new dress and apply this junk for the highest category.

Rejoice!

Fear! Be afraid when a woman does not buy unnecessary things, does not tell you how someone is wrong with her right, does not jealous, not crying, it does not take offense, does not tolerate when you familiarly touch her head (or ass) in an attempt to stroke Does not need compliments to their appearance. This means that such a woman satisfies his female "ego" without yours and in general without any help. Therefore, be sure to ask yourself: "Why do I need it?" And it would be nice, you knew the answer to him.

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